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Say something about getting married

1, two people are in the same city. A woman with a bad cold is at home alone, leaving work alone, going home alone and cooking alone. Boyfriend watches movies at home on his day off. . Should a 30-year-old woman who is about to get married take good care of herself? Is it hypocritical to want company?

2. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sadness. I will cherish this sincere love all my life.

My favorite person is married, and his bride is my former best friend.

4. Kindly introduce my girlfriend to my colleagues, even saying that she is one year younger, and she is also a thin little girl, thin your mother. I just heard today that he has a girlfriend and is getting married soon. If it is true, it is really love rat's constitution!

I'm sorry, the girl around me who does everything by herself won't let the boys treat her unless she is very familiar with her. Going out is AA and she can work hard for her career. I'm getting married. There is nothing wrong with independence. It's not a shame for an independent girl to have no boyfriend, but she hasn't met her yet. How can someone write such a melodramatic article?

I got drunk at the graduation party today. I cried and said that you must invite me when you get married in ten years. You smiled and said that the bride was not. ...

7. Bitch Zeng, get married and wish you happiness.

8. I have been back for almost two weeks. Every time I turn over the photos taken in Krabi, there are many pictures and memories, including riding a scooter in Lanzhou University.

For you who are about to get married or newly married.

1. Forgetting is never the only answer to the past. Smart people know chaos, but you and I would rather be awake.

Two, two years, no children. Feelings are beautiful. Even if you get married, he won't really belong to you. No one can predict what will happen next second. Therefore, it is best for newlyweds not to have children within two years to avoid problems in marriage, because children can't make a divorce decision.

The city is crowded with 20 million people. You can cope with the competition for survival, but you can't do anything about memories. If you are smart enough, you can learn to turn a blind eye; And you and I, who will never learn these four words, have no choice but to proceed awkwardly.

After getting married, you should remember that you are no longer lonely. You have to face his whole family, and you have started a new life. Your state has changed now. You can't get together with friends as a whole, let alone go to bars all night. You'll think more.

5, a cup of takeaway coffee is ten yuan, holding it can take a walk, talk about life, talk about ideals, talk about the future and even talk about the origin of coffee beans; Moreover, the monthly rent has risen to 3.2 thousand, so I can only talk to the bank about the credit card overdraft limit. Many beautiful moments are actually cheap, so when you think about it, life is more happy than trouble-even if you are too poor to rent a house, you can still afford those beautiful moments.

6. Starting a business for financial freedom is like getting married for your parents' life. Not knowing what to do after marriage may not bring happiness. It is natural for many people to start a business, such as finding a business opportunity, accumulating enough experience in a field, or having a dream to realize. It seems that you have met a good partner. When you want to get married, you know what you will do for him and what kind of life you will expect after marriage. Although the future will lead to happiness, the risks are different. At least, the anti-risk mentality is different. You don't know enough about this industry now. Speaking of entrepreneurship, it's a bit like starting a business for the sake of starting a business. I suggest you switch to a small industry first, or pay attention to it first and know how to make money before starting a business. Any ability you are cultivating now is very valuable. Entrepreneurs are all generalists.

7. The world is changing rapidly, and it may be more eternal to keep something constant between us-although we all know that such feelings cannot last forever, one day we will meet another person and spend the rest of our lives with others. Sooner or later, there will always be a person: the palm of that person will be a rope that binds a long life; Either he or the other him, someone always passes by. We used to share our lives in this way, but we will all grow old like any two ordinary men and women in this world.

8. Write more summaries, regardless of marriage or career. Self-organization is more representative and can sober you up.

9. Woman, don't force him to buy you an expensive bag. Don't eat or drink for a month just to please you. Can you bear it?

10, do a good job in financial planning! Maybe you don't have much money, and you can't make earth-shaking changes! But in 10, you will see the difference.

1 1, don't have conflicts over money, you should know that problems that can be solved with money are not problems! Feelings are more important.

12, many newlyweds don't know what the other person wants, the purpose of saving money, or even where to spend the money. Some even consider these problems, but it is difficult to reach an understanding. At this time, the couple must agree and list the same bucketlist. Only by sincerely thinking about each other can we shorten the inner distance between us and make us closer.

13, quarreling can sometimes be a mediator of feelings, which will make your love warm. What kind of quarrel can warm feelings? That's fighting when you see something bad. Don't let the quarrel escalate. Women, in particular, don't talk endlessly about a man's trifle, saying that there is no one-night enmity between husband and wife.

14, no matter how busy you are, you should flirt and create a little ambiguity and happiness. Marriage also has tired areas. If you don't look up, you will inevitably get tired of each other, so your mood will bring a lot of passion to your marriage life. For example, red wine, delicious food, sexy pajamas and red lights.

15, compared with the accumulation of principal and economic investment, what is more important is each other's life ideals. Speed is not important, but direction is fundamental.

16, from the day you get married, you can write down the little things in your life, especially the beautiful ones. Then every once in a while, looking back at the past, you will find that your feelings are as sweet as before, because nostalgia will make you look forward to going back to the past, so you will live with this mentality.

Sad sentences about to break up.

1. People who love you can't bear to hurt you ~ ~

No one will accompany you all your life, so you should adapt to loneliness. No one will help you all your life, so you have to struggle all your life.

3. Cover up sadness, loneliness and the first experience of love.

4. Know more people and forget more people; Be remembered by more people and forgotten by more people. Don't care too much about coming and going, life is to complete a trip on your own.

Real courage is: make up your mind and go all out! All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

I'm really tired, but I pretend I'm not.

7. Men like beautiful women very much because there are too few beautiful women in the world.

You are a lonely gecko, but I was born the apple of my eye.

9. For me, love is a luxury.

10, cry if you want, smile happily. I don't want to be profound, I just want to be simple.

1 1, tired, really tired, this hypocritical mask has been worn for a long time, and I can't bear to take it off.

12, I hope all women don't choose to get married because there is no way out. I hope all women don't choose to get married because of no way back. I hope that all women, one day, love is not only a thick quilt in the snow, but also a diamond watch that is icing on the cake.

13, it's really hard and tiring to love someone who doesn't love himself.

14, you will understand if you have hurt; When you cross it, you are mature. You have to lose something before you learn to cherish it. You always have to hit a wall to learn what to change and what to give up.

15. A person who is too emotional will hurt himself and others. That's true. Annie's Baby "The Golden Age of Su Nian"

16. If there is someone who can make you forget the past, he is probably your future.

17, love is not charity, you can't give away your feelings just because you feel sorry for someone. You can give love once, but it is difficult to give love for a lifetime.

18, true companionship, can withstand ups and downs, and can withstand dullness.

19, most of the mistakes are because I didn't insist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized myself into saying that everything was fate.

20. Youth is not fashionable clothes and hairstyles, nor is it catching up with popular movies and concerts. For me, no matter what age, there is only one criterion for being young, and that is to change my ability. People don't get stubborn because they are old, but most people get old because they are stubborn. Hou wenyong

2 1, everyone ended perfectly, only I had nowhere to tell my sadness in the corner.

22. The candlelight smiled and the world changed, becoming like running water, drowning out the sadness and heartbroken. Who hates the sky, God makes people far away.

No matter how disappointed you are with the opposite sex, you have no reason to be disappointed with love. Because love itself is hope, she will always be the hope of life. Love is your own quality, your own soul, your own situation, and she has nothing to do with others.

24, strong, not in the face of sadness not to drop a tear, but to dry the tears and face the future life with a smile.

25. Great works are not accomplished by strength, but by persistence.

26, time flies, telling weaknesses.

27. You should have at least one piece of clothing to wear. Of all your abilities, at least one should be available. Not being able to do many things is not terrible. The terrible thing is that nothing can be done well.

To the world, you are just one person. But for those who love you, you are his world.

29. Persistence in a relationship is like walking alone in the desert. The scorching sun, no water, no food, no oasis. Advance is far from despair, retreat is empty. Therefore, no one can share the real pain with you. You can only change it from one shoulder to the other.

30. God only gave you life, so you should write your own instructions for the use of life.

3 1, bloody roses bloom in the most dazzling white sky, as beautiful as a dream.

32. It's a light-year distance. As soon as you turned around, I saw the beauty of the prosperous times.

33. People passing by, the scenery along the way, different feelings and unparalleled mood are only clear to themselves. Pain, laughter, injury, helplessness, relief, the last trace of life, deep or shallow, in short, has passed, the future remains to be continued, and we are still growing.

34, don't insist on those who shouldn't insist, so tired!

35. People will meet countless times in their life. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.

36. It's not impossible, it's a bumpy road.

37. On the road of life, we have come to know that the best love is not ups and downs, not joy and sorrow, but a cup of warm water, which does not change with the changes of the outside world, and does not shift with the migration of years, giving you eternal warmth. Sometimes we find it difficult to fall in love because we are always looking for the meaning of love. True love, no bondage, no entanglement, no possession, just two simple people, watching each other grow old.

38. The most important thing in a person's life is actually to choose the right person around him. When the smoke rises, I will wait for you at the door; When the sun sets, I will wait for you on the hillside; The leaves are yellow, I will wait for you under the tree; The moon is bent, I am waiting for you in the fifteenth; The drizzle is coming, I am waiting for you under the umbrella; The running water is frozen, I will wait for you by the river; Life is tired, I am waiting for you in heaven; We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife.

I love you so much.

40. If you love someone, you will see sunshine in him.

4 1, some tired bodies and hearts don't know where fatigue comes from.

42. I am very tired, and I don't know what I am tired of.

43. Maybe one day, you will find life particularly difficult. Maybe this harvest will be especially huge.

44. I miss our little happiness, just bit by bit, I will remember it.

45, be a faint woman, don't float, don't rush, don't argue. You know, the busier we are, the more uneasy we feel, because what life itself expects is not busyness, but peace. Even if I don't need inner peace, I hope I have an opinion in my heart.

It may be necessary to hesitate before making up your mind. However, once you make up your mind, you must go straight ahead.

47. Everyone is a passer-by, I am your passer-by, you are my passer-by, and you and I are both passers-by of time. When you look back, that person has already been submerged in the vast sea of people, and we have no reason not to cherish the people around us.

48. I have a tight mind when I am free, and I have leisure when I am busy. This is beyond the limits of the environment.

49. Learn to be grateful, have a grateful heart, find hope in adversity, and find happiness in pessimism.

50. I don't want to force happiness that I can't achieve. If you will lose it, why should you have it?

5 1, a low-key person, likes drinking tea all his life, and the water is happy and quiet.

Talk about graduating soon. Let's talk about graduation soon.

1. Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class. We miss those times when we had fun and laughed together.

I graduated. Four years have passed. How time flies. Some broken feelings can be repaired in just one sentence. We graduated. Some people will never see it again. We graduated.

I don't have big dreams. Before meeting the person I love, all I can do is to eat, drink and sleep well every day and live up to my youth.

I'm afraid we will only get a stupid graduation photo in the end.

I believe that the melancholy days will always pass, and I believe that tomorrow will be better, because there are countless people who care about and love you and a strong motherland behind you. Strive hard while you are young and live up to your youth and ideals!

6, four years of roommate life, about to graduate, go their separate ways, big fool does not know when to meet again.

7. Ten years ago, the college entrance examination bid farewell to that green summer. Ten years later, this year, graduate students are about to graduate, and perhaps the whole study career will be farewell. From then on, the law for me is not only a job, but also a life. Cherish every bit before graduation.

8. Life is varied, and everyone is being himself. Do everything with your heart, even if it is minimal, even if there is no income for the time being. As long as you feel beneficial and can relax my body and mind, you can not regard it as decadence, but you can regard it as not paying your youth!

9. This month is full of embarrassment, expectation and disappointment. I have graduated from college, but I still can't adapt to this sadness of parting. Some people don't know when they will see each other, so cherish this time and try to make it a warm memory.

10, we were not friends in college. We will graduate soon, and then get together. It seems that we used to have a good relationship.

1 1, this birthday is different. On the one hand, my friends and classmates who accompany me on my birthday are about to graduate and go their separate ways.

12, after graduation, I didn't do many things I wanted to do. There are many regrets, such as studying, such as you.

13, Lala Lala Lala, graduating soon, everyone should be good in the future! All the best!

14, I dreamed of graduating when I was in college, and I was very happy to go to college when I was working.

15, probably for such a collective glory, in order to bloom in the most youthful and beautiful time, in order to draw a satisfactory full stop to the university career that is about to graduate. Cheering, lonely, happy and uneasy. I wish you better and better every year, and I wish us better and better.

16, I can't leave my youth and I can't go back, so I graduated.

17, another graduation season, looking at the graduating college students, it seems to see the shadow of their youth.

18, I am about to graduate, and I have already felt the pressure, depression and struggle of life. No one wants to be poor.

19, some things will never be mentioned again. We graduated. Some emotions can be put down. We really graduated. Goodbye, those years when our youth failed.

20. It is another graduation season and another college entrance examination season. It is also a kind of luck to witness with you. I will send my best wishes to you who are about to graduate and my best hopes to you in the future.

2 1, graduated, bid farewell to the relatively pampered life, and will enter an unknown social journey. Meet unpredictable challenges. I feel like I have to start all over again. Because book knowledge gradually derailed and danced with social practice. In particular, the demand of enterprises is generally biased towards practical talents with rich social experience and certain work experience. After graduation, I naturally fell into thinking about the demand for talents in my major and society.

22. Youth smells good, but it's a pity that it will never be smelled again. I don't know what the class teacher said when I graduated: You are the happiest now, and you will definitely miss this time in the future.

23, time flies, June, mixed with sadness and joy, because we graduated! Some people said with a smile that they were relieved, and some people cried and said that they could not bear it! It is another graduation season, and it is also our graduation season! At the beginning of parting, there are always endless words, whether sincere, sweet or crazy. .

24. Let yesterday's fatigue take away your dreams, let today's passion communicate with the rain, reach out your hand and hold my sincere greetings to cheer for your new day.

After graduation, the headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

26. Facing graduation, there is only one passion and one youth that can't go back.

27. I used to think about how to stay up late during holidays. Now, I always think about how to have a good sleep. Even if I wake up halfway, I will look at the time and see how many hours I have slept and how many hours I can sleep. All this is because three words are important. I am not a cynic, but I still feel sorry for the youth we have experienced.

28, my male god divines, happy graduation! Thank you for your company for four years. I'm really glad to have you. No matter how we are now, I only hope that we will be happy in the future, live up to our youth, live up to ourselves and love you!

29. In a hurry, I once said that I would live up to my youth! In a hurry that year, I once said don't forget your initial heart! Looking back on the past, youth will eventually pass away and will eventually bear it. The initial heart is no longer!

30. Don't forget each other, and do it and cherish it.

3 1, I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

32. Time flies, and we have met four years of youth. We finally graduated. Finally, we left flatly and lightly. Suddenly it's time to leave this summer. May you cross Qian Fan and return to your youth.

33. You have changed from a group of strangers to a group of people I can't bear to part with.

34. I don't want to cry, I don't want to be sad, I don't want to miss only one idea, I want to leave quickly.

35. We will never go back to the class that is crazy, slapstick, laughing, playing with mobile phones in class, whispering in class and loving teachers.

36. I really want to graduate again. It seems that I have been graduating and starting school in recent years, and I have been entering the next stage of my life, so my twentieth generation began. What I thought was particularly remarkable when I was a teenager is really nothing in retrospect. Inevitably, we all became adults.

37. I didn't think I was going to graduate until I found that my recent circle of friends had been contracted by various graduation photo.

38. After graduation, I hope that seniors and sisters will look back four years later, live up to their youth, walk out of Yuzhong, and still have a clear sky and Wan Li on Cuiying Mountain in their hearts.

39. More and more people spend less time together. Happy graduation.

40. The boring holiday life is coming to an end, and I am still in a daze. There are only two days left. I hope I can accept my heart and cheer for all the exams in the school.