Sultry love words routines and jokes

1. Your smile is sweet and you taste salty. 2. Be my little princess and only eat my lollipops without suffering. 3. Others approach you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, I can do that. Try the balcony, kitchen and car. 4. What I like the most is lying under me and slamming into your body and watching you tilt your head up and gasp. 5. I am only a prostitute for you. 6. "Shall we be romantic?" "How can I be more romantic?" "I'll be more romantic, please slow down~" 7. I want to suck your neck, grow strawberries for you, curl up with you on the sofa, watch movies with you, take a mandarin duck bath, and touch you. I feel my spine from neck to tail bone. I want to kiss your whole body. I want to draw your mermaid line. I want to hear you breathing in my ear. I want to hear you whisper that you only love me. I have thousands of obscene and tender imaginations. These are all because of The most romantic thing that I can think of is to use all the positions with you. 8. You are the person who I want to pull out the oxygen tank and give me a good beating before I die. 9. If you have nothing to do, plant any flowers. Come and plant strawberries with me. 10. "What on earth did I do to make you like me so much!?" Flirtatious Love Saying Routines 2 1. I'm tired of being a cute girl, and suddenly I want to be your wife. 2. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that they are not rumors. 3. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because while others are walking on the road, you are walking in my heart. 4. You look like a person. Like who? Like my future girlfriend. 5. Suppose you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart. 6. Yes, I just like you, hopelessly. What, you don’t accept it? Even if you don’t accept it, you still like me. 7. Can you swim? Won't. So you need to learn something? Because we are about to fall in love! 8. Let me ask you a question, do you know what is the luckiest door in the world? Heart gate? Wrong, it's us. 9. Let me tell you a secret. In fact, I have super powers... I like you very much!