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A catchy and funny character, a classic among classics.
2. They are all Mengniu yogurt. Why should they pretend to be Mengniu Telunsu?
Monks are very lonely these days, and they visit nuns every day.
It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality.
5. Why cheat yourself in life? It's not enough for that idiot to take it out.
6. Everyone has been looking for him for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, you are in sogou.
7. Don't think that you are simply lazy just because you have shit on your head.
Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.
9. Eat, drink and be merry. That's the goods, and sharing weal and woe is the wife.
10, if the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more proud than the sky.
1 1, ask what the world is, everything has its vanquisher.
12, since ancient times, no one has been worried, and one has died of worry.
13, the road is your own, be careful, you have a lot of jokes.
14, you are really a humorous person, and you can joke at home.
15, a group of dogs behind the rich, unable to move without money.
16, a hurdle will trip you up, and I won't accept you if you can't get up.
17 uncle, can you walk slowly? Be careful with your wig.
18, smart people rely on strength in exams, and I generally rely on imagination in exams.
19, blame yourself, why don't you walk the dog?
20. Don't think that I don't know when you play mobile phone. Who has nothing to look at the crotch?
2 1, don't let me see you, I'm going to throw up. Okay, I'd better close my eyes.
22. You see how charming the green hills are. How do you know that Castle Peak will collapse when it sees you?
23, love can not be calm, simple love is likely to die.
24. You are pure, and the gutter in the world can be turned into Telunsu.
25. Living in tragedy shows that I am constantly striving for self-improvement.
26. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.
27, Jiangshan generation talented people, anyone can 250.
28. Sisters have good psychological quality, just like no quality.
29. I can't reach you outside. Have you never come out since you went in?
30. I am a child who shows off in an ostentatious manner. When the scar healed, I forgot the pain.
3 1. It is better to die early now than to die for someone who doesn't love you.
32. The fish lives in the tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.
33. People arrive late and leave early when the moon is full. This matter is old and difficult.
Only when I touch you with my own hands, do I know that your heart will also jump.
35. Don't give me act young. I have to call you big sister now.
Needless to say, I'm sorry. I really want to forgive you or I was wrong.
37. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.
I still love you, but I can't tell you myself.
39. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, it hurts more than anything to cherish the loss after that.
40. I haven't contacted you for several days. I said, did we break up? Didn't you say you broke up?
4 1, think about how beautiful a person is, even if only leaving memories for reference.
42. After your grace, you didn't continue to speak. I can only acquiesce silently.
43. Some things you don't have to ask, and some people you don't have to wait, because the result is the same.
44. Even if someone stabbed me in the heart with a knife, I would say that I am fine, just because it is you.
45. We have little contact after graduation. How many people are like us?
46. I'm sorry to bother you for so long.
47. I'm afraid I'm poor and I can't keep the people I want to keep.
48. How many people have the courage to sing Happy Break Up with Fish Leong and Enterprise Group?
49. Do you think I am better than a big gun? You think I'm not afraid of harm?
50. I am most sorry for myself in this life, because I have been hurt again and again.
A set of eye-catching team names and slogans
The catchy slogan of the team name is 1. Perseverance and innocence group: You argue with me to say that the class is wonderful. Tell me the true meaning of me and the classroom.
2. Slogan: Xintianyou, China.
3. Team name: Zhiqiang; Slogan: Zhiqiang strives for self-improvement!
4. Team name: Our team slogan: Let's join hands and be different!
5. Hey, the performance is shaky! (Team name), come on!
6. Success is due to self-confidence. (Team Name: Super Power Group)
7. The team name leaps, and the slogan goes forward and never stops.
8. Making money depends on everyone and makes you happy. (Team name: Happy Team)
9. It is our daily work for the technical team to sort out and rectify, cleaning is our daily work, cleaning is our implementation standard, and literacy is our team spirit!
10. Team name: Xiang Ying; Slogan: lead to the world, reach the world.
1 1. Team name: Wanjiatong; Slogan: Wan, Jia.
12. Only when you have the courage to take responsibility can you take on greater responsibility. (Team name: Brave Team)
13. Seeing one more customer gives you one more chance!
14. It is our responsibility to pursue customer satisfaction. (Team Name: Magic Team)
15. Team name: Sunshine; Slogan: sunshine, sunshine, health every day.
16. Team slogan: The forest is in danger. Who is it?
17. Unity is strength, flying over the peak. (Team Name: Renhe Team)
18. Strive for the Top: Work hard and you will win.
The catchy slogan of the second part of the team name 19. Success depends on friends, growth depends on opponents, and achievement depends on teams.
20. Team name: He Zhi; Slogan: like-minded, walk hand in hand, * * * create brilliant!
2 1. Team name: XX (sales team) Team slogan: Don't eat or sleep, come on and make money!
22. The more team names, the more teams; Slogan unity, its profit breaks gold; Unity is strength, flying over the peak!
23. Team name: rookie, team slogan: rookie, rookie, who will hang up if I don't hang up?
24. Team Name: Zhilian Team Slogan: Smart Alliance, invincible!
25. team slogan: everyone makes money, you, me and him are happy.
26. Team name: Hot Team, team slogan: Come on, come on, feel hot and enthusiastic! Come on, come on, come on, the atmosphere is hot and the game is hot!
27. Team name: Kunda; Slogan: Gankun is the world, even the four seas.
28. Team name: brilliant messenger; Slogan: Where there is a signal, there is a day for us to live!
29. Team name: the light of dreams; Slogan: speed is like light, surpassing dreams.
30. Team name: Gao Zhi; Slogan: aim high and strive for the first place!
3 1. Team Name: Fire Wolf (Sales Team) Slogan: Fire Dance Spring and Autumn Wolves Fight the World.
32. Team name: invincible team, team slogan: winter wind blows, drums beat, who is invincible!
33. Team name: Zhilian team (sales team); Team slogan: Cheer up, meet the challenge, create the future and achieve better results!
34. Failure paves the way for success!
35. Team name: Yue Zhong team; Slogan: unite as one, and its benefits will be broken; Unity is strength, flying over the peak!
36. Strengthen the sense of competition and create team spirit. (Team Name: Participating Team)
The catchy slogan of article 3 37 of the team name. Customer feedback is diligent in analysis and has ideas for quality improvement. (Team Name: Quality Star)
38. Improve after-sales service quality and customer satisfaction. (Team Name: Service Team)
39. Angels: I'm afraid I can't do it, but I'm afraid I can't think of it. If I can't do it, I won't know until I try!
40. I'll pay the bill! I like it! (Team Name: Single Team)
4 1. The team number is always the first, and the team is rushing forward and never flinching for the first place.
42. Team name: XX (sales team) Team slogan: Believe in yourself and your partner.
43. The painting workshop unites the team for flowing water production and flowing water environment to create high-quality products!
44. Team name: Team slogan: Stand alone through thick and thin!
45. Seiko team in the equipment workshop strives for perfection!
46. Team name: Team name: the color of the wind, team name: show your youth and colorful.
47. There are only imperfect products and no picky customers. (Team Name: Innovation Team)
48. Team name: brotherhood! Team slogan: No brothers, no basketball!
49. Team name: Leap, team slogan: Go ahead and never stop.
50. Slogan: Beyond dreams, beyond limits.
5 1. Happy Unlimited Group: The classroom is wonderful because of the exhibition, the life is beautiful because of the dream, and the life is noble because of the struggle.
52. Team name: Love CB A; Slogan: care for you, me and him. Love, love, c, b, a!
53. Team slogan: Go ahead and never stop.
54. Team name: Miracle, team slogan: Don't wait for the miracle to happen, because the miracle is waiting for us to create.
Catchy team name slogan 4 55. Team name: XX (sales team); Team slogan: success is never easy, but we must redouble our efforts!
56. Team name theme, slogan Our game is dominated by our team!
57. Slogan: Connect you and me sincerely and connect the world wirelessly.
58. Happy Group: Happy participation, happy growth!
59. Team Name: Heroes' Club
60. Team name: hero; Slogan: Heroes all over the world, fighting all over the world!
6 1. Team name: Flying Tigers slogan: Leap over the mountains and obstacles to show my strength.
62. Team name: Lightspeed Team; Slogan: high efficiency, high quality.
63. Erya Group: Youth does not fail, but it shines.
64. Team name: chasing dreams; Slogan: The sky is as high as the heart.
65. Team slogan: Fire Dance Spring and Autumn Wolves Fight the World.
66. Team Name: Lightspeed Team
67. Team Name: Mercedes-Benz Consortium (Finance Team of Automobile Sales Industry)
68. Team name: Eagle Goose Team; Slogan: beyond dreams, beyond limits.
69. (Team Name), never give up, create more glory and swear to win the first place.
70. Team name: Zhisheng; Slogan: Top gun, victory is in hand!
7 1. Team name: Leap (sales team); Team slogan: Go ahead and never stop.
72. Actively motivate me, strive to gain more, and work hard.
The slogans of primary school classes rhyme and are catchy.
The catchy rhyming slogan 1 in Class One, Primary School. People are satisfied, but learning is not. People's merits are endless, but genius is not passed on.
2. Writing a book is nothing more than diligence, and learning from the sea is far-reaching.
3. Be tireless and make continuous progress.
4. Be civilized and friendly, and study hard.
5. A gentleman strives for self-improvement. -Zhouyi
6. Determined to think about the true character, you need to study hard.
7. Although dust is small, it constitutes land; Although water droplets are small, they can refract sunlight.
8. Perfect, win the first place!
9. Play again today and laugh again tomorrow.
10. Eight (4) elites, who dare to take risks and work hard, will certainly achieve good results with the concerted efforts of Qi Xin.
1 1. Perseverance can carve stones.
12. Do what you should do first, and then do what you like.
13. Raise the ideal sail and reach the other side of success.
14. Keep pace with the times, blaze new trails, strive hard and win the first place.
15. Be a powerful person and don't let today's laziness become tomorrow's pain.
Classes 16. 16: 16, 16, stand out from the rest, showing its elegant demeanour.
17. sail at the helm and fight bravely. Look at my class 3, which is unstoppable.
18. 12 class: We firmly believe that tomorrow belongs to us.
19. Walk with books, learn knowledge, increase talents and inherit virtues.
20. Make the world outstanding because of me.
The catchy rhyming slogan 2 1 in Class Two, Primary School. Don't relax, don't underestimate.
Every girl should be a lady.
23. Youth is fearless and dreams are awesome.
24. Fight hard, embrace victory, and strive for the first place in four classes.
25. You can't succeed without study, and you can't succeed without ambition.
26. A leopard cannot change his spots.
27. Study hard, be proactive, have the highest character and be upright.
28. Learn to live and challenge yourself until you succeed.
29. Personality, self-esteem, self-discipline and self-study in life.
30. Diligence makes life, and knowledge changes fate.
3 1. No pains, no gains.
32. unite and forge ahead, always strive for the first place, respect teachers and love students.
33. Knowledge lies in accumulation, and genius lies in diligence.
34. Never give up until the finish line.
35. Decide the future now, and knowledge will change your destiny!
36. Heaven rewards diligence, and diligence can make up for it.
37. There is a way to go, and the golden list is gone forever.
38. Learn to think in reading and grow up happily in reading.
39. Never give up!
40. Clear goals are the driving force for progress.
4 1 catchy rhyming slogan of Class 3 in primary school. Let today's self surpass yesterday's self.
42. A single spark can start a prairie fire.
43. I can be stronger, faster and higher.
44. Reading is like writing a book. -Du Fu
45. Learn Olympiad energy and win the gold medal in the college entrance examination.
46. Learn from each other, learn from each other's strengths, make persistent efforts and forge ahead.
47. Rigorous, realistic, United and enterprising!
48. Don't worry too much about thinking, don't study too hard, have perseverance and courage.
49. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about hardships.
50. Nothing is more thorny than Central China. It shines in China!
5 1. Clean, quiet, united and diligent.
Class 52.8: Match with yourself. For tomorrow and beyond today, we are the happiest!
53. Good medicine tastes bitter, but advice when most needed is least heeded. It suddenly opened a remedy.
54. Safety comes first in the competition.
55. The rise and fall of the class is my responsibility.
56. Qi Xin will work together to create brilliant future.
57. Don't be proud, don't be unwilling, move towards success, be down-to-earth and realize your dreams as soon as possible.
58. Help each other in the same boat and break the waves.
59. I am determined to go forward; The more frustrated, the braver, and make persistent efforts.
60. Ideal lights up a wonderful life.
A catchy anti-drug propaganda slogan
A catchy anti-drug slogan-1. Create a first-class civilized city.
2. drug abuse, lifelong regret. Physical and mental health, all poisons do not invade.
3. People will be healthy and prosperous forever, and anti-drug and anti-virus will benefit the future.
4. Severely crack down on drug control and trafficking.
5. Severely crack down on drug trafficking.
6. Drug addicts will be forced to give up drugs, and those who relapse will be rehabilitated through labor.
7. Eliminate the harm of drugs and create Pingan Meixian County.
8. Strengthen drug control.
9. The whole party should start work and mobilize the whole people to carry out an in-depth and lasting struggle against drugs.
10. Some people say that cruel people are the most vicious; But I said, drugs are the most horrible and drug dealers are the most vicious. For yourself, dare to say goodbye to drugs and dare to say no to drug dealers!
1 1. Drugs do harm to others and themselves, so don't exercise hard.
12. Youth is precious and life is priceless; Refuse to be impetuous and refuse drugs.
13. Fire destroys forests and poison destroys lives.
14. crack down on all kinds of drug-related illegal and criminal activities.
15. Stay away from "poison" and enjoy the future.
16. Life is poisoned, family is gambled and the future is blocked.
17. One person takes drugs, and the whole family suffers.
18. Refusing drugs will benefit the present and the future.
19. Don't rush into it and miss the good life.
20. Anti-drug education begins with learning from each other.
The catchy anti-drug propaganda slogan 2 2 1. Participate in the anti-drug struggle and enjoy a quality life;
22. Stay away from drugs and care for the future.
23. Drugs are like sugar-coated shells. Don't be greedy for smoking poisonous cigarettes for a while and lose the happiness of your life. Drug control starts with you, me and him.
24. Resist drugs and participate in drug control.
25. Reject the first drug and create a regretless youth.
26. Create a first-class civilized city.
27. The police and the people worked together to fight drugs.
28. Stay away from drugs and love life; A harmonious home has you and me.
29. Drug control according to law, let's participate;
30. Carry out anti-drug education for all employees to set off a bright future for young children.
3 1. Life is as precious as gold.
32. Two generations live in harmony; Strong and healthy, bright and gorgeous; Stay away from drugs and live a bright life.
33. Drug abuse is stigmatized and drug rehabilitation is respected.
34. Drug abuse and drug trafficking have destroyed a family, and drug control depends on everyone.
Scorpions and spiders are not as toxic as drugs. Tasting wine, tasting delicacies and refusing drugs.
36. Toxic drugs are toxic.
37. One person took drugs and the whole family was killed; A moment of confusion, a lifetime of suffering.
38. Drug dealers do not have to pay taxes, and anti-drug education does not have to claim compensation.
39. Rejecting drugs means ending Kurosaki Ichigo.
40. The people of the whole city took active actions and fought a people's war against drugs.
The catchy anti-drug slogan 3 4 1. Non-toxic neighbors praise poison and destroy people.
42. Taking drugs is playing the song of death with death.
43. Get rid of curiosity and luck and refuse the first bite of drugs.
44. Drug control according to law, you and him, no poison and no worries.
45. Chloramine copper is very different, and Suo Shao's life is gray. Heroin is unclear, and the future of heroin use is unknown.
46. ecstasy, life can't stand such a shake.
47.
48. Try it and your health will disappear. If you taste it, your family will be ruined.
49. If you refuse drugs, there is still a chance.
50. Enhance anti-drug awareness.
5 1. Drugs never stop.
52. Drug control depends on everyone, benefiting the people and the country.
53. A tall building rises from the ground, and one bite of poison destroys a lifetime.
54. Join hands in drug control and cherish life.
55. Refuse drugs and get in touch with a wonderful life.
56. Life is not necessarily heaven, but poisonous things must be hell!
57. Mobilize the whole people and actively carry out activities to create "drug-free communities".
58. Do you remember the sufferings of that war? I dare not forget that toxic substances are more harmful than tigers.
59. Severely crack down on drug-related criminal activities.
According to the statistics of the World Health Organization, about 654.38 million people die of drug abuse every year in the world, and another 654.38 million people lose their normal intelligence and working ability because of drug abuse-cherish life, please stay away from drugs.
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