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A friend has a daughter-in-law and forgets what a friend said.

1. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Nobody wants to break their hands and feet, but they can put on different clothes.

2. It's good that brothers don't have much heart to heart. Women are not beautiful, and I love them, which is good.

3. "Are you there?" What are you doing? Playing games? Do you play? Stop playing? Why? Games are not as important as wives.

4. Ask your brother how long he works and how long his heart beats.

5, friends, don't be invisible, after 50 years, your avatar can't shine.

6. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes, but I was told that he would rather break his hand than run naked.

7. I never wavered in the sea of knives and mountains, and walked with my brothers all my life.

I think it's hard for you to meet someone who loves you as much as I used to.

9. Brother, no matter whether you are brilliant, poor or plain in the future, you are still my brother-to my brother.

10, a cultural giant, we also need giants in natural sciences. —— Guo Moruo

1 1. Only you know, you can never go back. What you get is not happiness, but scars.

12. As a brother, I know it will harm you, but I will still insist.

13, many boyfriends were robbed by girlfriends. Why did the boyfriend end up with his brother?

14, the happiest thing every day is to watch my wife hit her face with lotion in the morning. It's so cool.

15, growing up for one year has increased charm, maturity and wisdom. Thanks to my parents, my wife and my friends. I wish myself a happy birthday, and I am moving towards 20 years old.

16, the interests of both are unified; The difference between one thought and another.

17, there is a good friend who has his own life, but no matter where he is, he can be found as soon as he needs it.

18, the first anniversary, happy anniversary, time flies, cherish the people around you, ti amo, dear, I love you! Spend less time with you, thank your wife for her understanding and support!

19, misty, silent years, autumn wind close to the summer language, quietly reincarnation of the changes of the four seasons, cool breeze blowing gently, but also awakened the dream of season after season.

20. I bet my youth on tomorrow. Will tomorrow disappoint me?

2 1, who is young and hasn't loved many animals, brothers and sisters, stand up.

22. Sometimes brotherly feelings are like this. They don't need the baptism of time and vows of eternal love. As long as you have the same feelings, the same thoughts and the same dreams, you are the backing of each other in the most dangerous time. . . .

23. We certainly find it interesting to meet reasonable people. I only have fun when I meet absurd people. Category friendship for smart people, advice is redundant; Advice is not enough for a fool.

24. On the fifth day of hospitalization, there were too many people and I really didn't feel happy. I want to take good care of my body and live gratefully in the years to come, especially thanks to my wife, really.

25, the happiest thing to rest is to spend more time with his wife and children, contentment is always happy!