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Classic lines from the Wulin Gaiden TV series
Classic lines from the TV series "Wulin Gaiden"
"Wulin Gaiden" is a back-to-body costume scene directed by director Shang Jing and starring Yan Ni, Sha Yi, Yao Chen, Yu Entai, Jiang Chao and other actors. comedy. Let’s take a look at the classic lines from the Wulin Gaiden TV series.
1. The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable! This is not good, not good!
2. I shouldn’t have married here in the first place~
If I don’t come, my husband will not die~
If my husband doesn’t die, I I wouldn’t have ended up in this sad place~
3. Close the door and let Xiao Guo go
4. Huashan is very close, go out and turn left and hit the donkey to get there
5. Did you not grow a head, or did you have mold on your head!!
6. Take good care of my seventh uncle. . .
7. Help me take good care of the three nieces of my seventh uncle and grandpa’s family
8. Your mooncake is indeed unique in the mooncake world, but it is everywhere in the steamed bun world~~!
9. When I see your stupid look, I want to be wild
10. I was the same as you two months ago. In two months you'll be like me.
11. Sunflower acupuncture hand
Sunflower acupuncture hand
12. Are you sure and sure?
I am sure and sure.
13. Dear mother, it might affect your career!
14. I haven’t been a thief for many years
15. You are so heartbroken , you tear the goose's gras, you tear the goose's life into three quarters
16. Xiangyu: Are you willing to marry Hungry in Zhantang? Zhantang: I don’t want to. Zhantang: Will you marry me?
Xiangyu: Hungry, not willing, everyone beat him up: everyone on earth knows you are panicking.
17. No matter how miserable our life has been these past few years, we have never blamed the government, nor have we ever blamed society!!!
18. Bring up the treasure of our Huashan faction. ——Tanghulu
19. PUPU (applause) Type A, Type B, and Type O are available
20. Ruthless, shameless and unreasonable
21. Guo: Say a complimentary idiom. Mo: Water hibiscus. Guo: Yes, here’s another one. Mo: Rest in peace~
22. . . . . Who killed me and who I killed. . . . . .
23. There is someone above me!
24. Dazui: xxx My uncle is the county magistrate... Dazui: Keep a low profile! ! ! !
25. The sister-in-law who helps me take care of my senior brother’s wife!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
26. Oh my God! Can't I change what she likes about me?
27. Zhu Wushuang: That’s indecent. Lao Bai: Dare to pick flowers on my property.
Over there: Sunflower Acupuncture Hand
Lao Bai. . . . . . . . . . .
28. Zi once said: Knowledge is power! ! ! (Xiucai said!!)
29. No matter how hard or tiring it is, just treat yourself as 250. No matter how difficult or risky it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person
Let me encourage you!
30. Brothers are the limbs of a centipede, and wives are winter clothes!
31. Very, very special~~
32. Average. Generally speaking, the Hong Kong sister is third! !
33. Holding the steamed bun in hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish.
34. My uncle is the county magistrate. If you can’t get along with me, you can’t get along with my uncle.
If you have trouble with my uncle, you have trouble with the court. Everyone keeps a low profile! Low profile!
35. Kangsang ah mida, muice...
36. This judge is a little thirsty and needs to go to the toilet
37. The road is long and long Come, I will be white from top to bottom, east, west, north, south, and I will pursue everything invincibly
38. With lightning speed, I can cover my ears and steal bells as if I have broken my feet
39. "Who can wander in the rivers and lakes? Don’t get stabbed? Baituoshan Bone Strengthening Powder has miraculous effects when used internally and externally. If you want to get stabbed again after being stabbed, take a packet of Baituoshan and you will live to be 200 years old. Shanzhuang Bone Powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, the designated nutritional supplement of Huashan Lunjian, are sold in all major pharmacies and hospitals in this town. When purchasing, please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, croak, croak..."
40. Liu'er, San'er will die if he dies. What are you doing? Liu'er! Liu'er.
Rest in peace. . You never said it right!
41. Others have their strengths, but you have your weaknesses~!
42. What a talented person! Well, what a smart, capable, and inexpensive scholar~~~~~!
43. How many people are there in the family, how many acres of land per person, how many cows are there? Let’s talk about it
44. Xiao Guo: Get out of here, my brother. (gun)
45. The world is always deeper than you think
46. The palm of your hand refuses. How dare you play double standards with me!
47. No feeling means no feeling, still no feeling! ! ! !
48. Okay, just let the audience understand it. Really, people have already understood it
49. Take me away quickly
50. Be virtuous, I know nothing when I am idle at home
Introduction to the TV series
"Wulin Gaiden" is directed by director Shang Jing and stars Yan Ni, Sha Yi, Yao Chen, Yu Entai, Jiang Chao and other actors. Costume sitcom.
The play revolves around the female shopkeeper Tong Xiangyu (played by Yan Ni) and several of her friends in the "Tongfu Inn" in the fictional Ming Dynasty (around the Wanli period) town "Qixia Town". Guys expand.
The play was broadcast on CCTV on January 2, 2006.
Plot synopsis
An inn team headed by the shopkeeper Tong Xiangyu (a very stingy female shopkeeper, charming but kind-hearted, and a mother-in-law who is also a thief.), among whom are Bai Zhantang (who knows acupuncture and martial arts, was originally a thief and wanted to reform, but is actually as timid as a mouse), and Guo Furong (who relies on her martial arts skills and travels around the world, likes to use hands and feet, even though she is a hero's daughter) , in fact, she is not very good at martial arts, she is a standard savage girlfriend), there is the cook Li Dazui (who fantasizes about learning martial arts and becoming a hero all day long), and Lu Xiucai who can settle accounts (often keeps talking, but in fact he is useless A scholar who has no strength but manages to get the title of "Guanzhong Hero"), Zhu Wushuang who has a boarding house (although he is a martial arts master of the Sunflower School, she is actually a weak woman who is often bullied, beautiful but without love) Visiting), there is the naughty girl Mo Xiaobei (rumored in the world as a devil, but in fact she is a little girl who loves playing truant and only wants to eat candied haws), and two detectives, one Lao Xing and the other Xiao Liu, every day They are arguing about solving a big case, but they are actually two fools who are just messing around... ;
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