Dirty ancient poetry

1, soft and tender skinless chicken head meat, smooth and crisp. -Song unofficial history Song "Yang Fei Legend"

I remember when Yang Guifei came out of the shower, she showed a lot of boobs. When Li Longji saw it, he pressed it with his hand and said, "Peel the head of the chicken gently." . An Shi rebellion, loose the next sentence. Yang Guifei said after listening: The letter is that Hu Er only knows crisp!

The head of a chicken is a kind of slightly convex fruit, which is used to describe the chest. In the Tang Dynasty, crisp refers to milk. So Yang Guifei said that An Lushan, as the semi-final of the conference, only knew how to compete with milk. And I learned this word because of Gu Long's novels.

2. My concubine pours into my arms like a lute, and I rely on you to get the palace merchants. Li Siwei

It seems that many people quoted it, but they didn't know that the author was Li Siwei, the champion of good poetry. As soon as his sentence came out, it went viral in the circle, and it actually became his only poem out of the circle, which ran counter to the empty wave: I was a comet thrown alone for a long time, and I remember Ceng Fei sweeping Saturn's rings. Snow window: 100,000 cherry blossoms in Jiangcheng attract lakes and mountains after the rain. It is also a famous sentence.

3, the enemy opened an account to play virgins, and it was not as shocking as thunder. —— Huang Tingjian

Li Siwei has a friend named Jin Rui, who is the president and editor-in-chief of a newspaper. He once went to a teacher's open class to talk about Sun Tzu's Art of War. The teacher asked if there were any poems related to Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Teacher Jin, who was listening in, suddenly answered this sentence. The underage children who were listening to the class were taken aback and thought it was Teacher Jin driving.

In addition, Jin Rui once chatted with Li Siwei and talked about Li Shangyin's famous sentence: I cherish the dead of night and want to add another sentence. Li Siwei blurted out: I should go to bed. This sentence was handed down as a joke for a while.

My road is covered with petals-I haven't cleaned it for others, and my thatched cottage door has been closed-but it's open for you now. -Du Fu

This sentence was originally clean, and there are too many poor contemporary old drivers. . .

However, as listed in some answers, "My body is used to being hugged by A Lang" and "on her leg", I actually appreciate these. They are typical gorgeous and not obscene.

Huang Tingjian claimed that turning the stone into gold changed the saying that "an empty bed is difficult to keep, and an empty bed is difficult to keep". Poets of past dynasties even praised it, saying that the original sentence did have some adultery.