Chat with friends to do housework, send photos of daughters to friends, and talk about how to match words.

1, "Look at my scar. Isn't it ugly to wear a skirt? " "Fool, this is the most beautiful wind I have ever seen.

2. "Why did you touch my things?" "What impression did I leave on you?" "You touched my heart.

3. "Husband, I like people like you who have never seen the world.

4. "I didn't come to beg you to marry a fart!" "Will you come on my wedding day?"

5. "Guess who I like?" "I didn't do it." "You are very clever to avoid the correct answer.

6. They say that women are made of water, but I don't think I am "what are you?" "I was born for you.

7. "I have a skirt that I want to wear when I go out with you.

8. "Do you know how boring you are?" What? "The more I read, the more sleepy I am.

9. I only love you for four days and Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter.

10, "robbery! Hand in your homework! " Later, this sentence became the one she said to him the most. In physical education class's class, only she and he do their homework in class. "rob! Hand in your homework! " She held out her hand to him. Instead of giving him his homework as usual, he looked up and said, "No one is better at robbery than you." He reached out and took her outstretched hand, slowly and clearly. "You took my heart.

Talking about housework in a circle of friends

1 1, "I have become more nearsighted recently. I can only see you.

12, "Love should be everywhere, let your boyfriend", let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes and make money.

13, "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future." What is this? "After I met you, I just want to ask you.

14, "Do you believe in life?" "I believe you are in my life."

15, "flowers are not full moon", there is still room for improvement. It's been a long time, so why don't you smile and relax.

16, "If you are a wonderful fairy, what do you take me for?" "I don't know. What is it? " I am the bell! ""why? "Because, (Jingle bells)!"

17, "You touch my face." Why? "Is this material for my boyfriend?"

18, "You are gypsum, you are gypsum, and I am gypsum.

19, "I think you should be very busy, so just look at the first three words.

20. "Do you know which god I like best?" "God what?" Your eyes. "

Talk about drying your girlfriend in a circle of friends with words

2 1, "I want to be the bear beside your bed, and I want to defeat the dragon in your dream.

22. "Can you play the guitar?" "No," I said. "How did you touch my heart?"

With you by my side, my heart is as moist as dew every day. It can't be sweeter.

24. "Please shut your mouth." Why? "Because I can kiss it at any time.

25. "I have super powers." What? "I love you"

26. "Do you know?" What? "Your parents are not easy either." Why? "It's not easy to drag you so much." This must not be easy. "In order to make your parents feel better, I want to take this burden from them.

27. "There is something missing in my world." What is missing? "Without you!

28. "If we meet, where do you think we will meet?" "Mountains and streams, rivers and breezes are all beautiful", everything is beautiful, "only you".

29. "I have gained weight recently." I didn't steal food. I just want to secretly hide you in my heart.

30. "You are here every day in sunny and rainy days." "Everything is so beautiful.

Wedding photos and friends circle with text

3 1, "I got married today." "Oh, what a coincidence!" Me too! "

32. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." What's your hobby?

33. "Guess where my heart is?" "Left" is wrong, on your side.

34. "What do I need my face for?" I want you "love is the length of the mountain, the width of the water, and finally you."

35. "I've been a little busy recently." What are you up to? "As busy as you.

36. Don't you feel tired? "No" "You ran in my heart several times.

37. Don't worry about adulthood. You will be cute when you are old. If you are ten years older, of course I am ten years older, the world is ten years older and God is ten years older. Everything is the same.

38. "I carry you on my back." Why? "You ran around in my dream all night. You must be exhausted.

39. "I had a fever the first time I saw you." Why? "Because the temperature of love at first sight is zero degrees Celsius.

40. "I never frown on life." I looked down and wanted a kiss.

Talk in a circle of friends who do housework

4 1, guess which constellation I am, Gemini? "No, I was born for you.

42. "Excuse me, how do you say boring?" "I love you too.

43. "The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.

44. "What constellation do you think I am?" Pisces: No, it's natural.

I have something to tell you. Oh, I moved. "Where to?" To your heart. "

46. "My God!" Why? "Because you filled my heart.

47. "If I love you for two days", then day and night "If not one day," I am with you every day ".

48. "Say what you like, what's so embarrassing?"

49. "Your mother has teeth, doesn't she?" "No, my mother's surname ..." If your mother is not Fang, why are you so handsome? "

50. "You will never say sorry to me, never.