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April Fool's Day. Tell me about it.
April Fool's Day copywriter circle of friends April Fool's Day copywriter circle of friends, April Fool's Day originated in a western country, but many of us in China also celebrate April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day friends circle is very interesting. Let's share the circle of friends of April Fool's Day copywriting. April Fool's Day copywriter circle of friends 1 1, I desperately look for you at night. I can't live without you in bed. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you ... pajamas. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, which echoes in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... 3. "My wife used to be very mean to me, so I let her learn Sanda judo." "What about now?" "Much better now. Give me a bow before you hit me! " The last time I stayed away from 5 million was in an afternoon, and I got stuck side by side with an armored car. On April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't! We can't be fooled 6. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't go during the day and I can't sleep at night. I am in pain. When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day! I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day. April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth. 9. I just saw someone who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand. 10, I can finally confess to the person I like. What are you afraid of on April Fool's Day anyway? Come on! 1 1, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly bounces around. 12, you have abdominal muscles, I have lower abdomen, not very lower abdomen, but very skin. 13, life lies in stillness. Look how many years the tortoise has lived. 14, I asked my dad, "Why do you have my brother when you have me?" My dad: "tuba is useless, practice a trumpet." 15, I remember that a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years, they have become dogs. 16, don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm your most important person, silly boy, I'm your father. 17, Xiaoming always sleeps in class. The teacher criticized him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student. 18, don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it. 19, the most painful tacit understanding, April Fool's Day, the phrase "I like you too" that you cooperated with. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface. 2 1, son, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows you're not lying. 22. If I were the sun, I would give you warmth; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; But I'm nothing. So I can only give you a harassment. Ha ha! April 23 1. Actually, it's not April Fool's Day, it's just a chance for the liar to tell the truth. 24. If I like you, let April Fool's Day last a little longer. 25. Actually, 2. 14 is April Fool's Day, and 4. 1 is Valentine's Day. Because how many people say sweet words on Valentine's Day and how many people tell the truth on April Fool's Day. 26. Special recommendation: At present, cameras are becoming more and more rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, and don't take off your underwear when urinating. Remember, remember! 27. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone! April Fool's Day copywriting circle of friends 2 1, I want to announce: I love you ... RMB! Every frog is a prince and will be loved by the princess, but why did you choose to be a toad? Where to find you a princess! I lost my cat, but I can't find it anywhere. I happened to meet my neighbor and found that this guy has learned to play mobile phones and is reading short messages! 4, today's' rice can't be eaten, today's water can't be drunk, today's words can't be believed, today's things can't be done, today is your holiday, today's blessings must be sent, Happy April Fool's Day! Experts recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft, hard disk when it is erected, and CD when it is peeled off. 6. You push behind; Send two short messages, one annoying you and the other coaxing you. Unfortunately, I have no money now, so I have to bother you with text messages first! Haha, happy April Fool's Day! 7. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't! Dear customer, your stupidity is not enough. In order not to affect the normal stupidity of April Fool's Day, please go to the front desk of April Fool's Day or login _ recharge. Happy April Fool's Day to you. 9. April Fool's Day is really lively, with laughter and laughter everywhere. Friends will play pranks, and pranksters will run around. Others are not annoyed when they cheat, but they still enjoy it. Happy April Fool's Day! 10, delivery jingle before April Fool's Day: Fools meet with rain, people talk in the rain, fishermen talk, fishermen say April Fool's Day is not as good as giving it to others, fools will become rainy and rainy, and the rain is coming: Happy April Fool's Day! 1 1, April Fool's Day is coming, I want to "fool" you to have fun. I wish you a "fool" with high income, happy mood, rich financial resources and a good life every year. 12. According to the Code for Fools, every April 1 day, you have the right to be a fool and be fooled, the freedom to tease and resist teasing, and the right to remain silent. Everything you say will become a "fool" and spread widely! 13, April Fool's Day gift, give you a unique remote control! Effective distance: all over the world, global coverage; Applicable objects: friends, relatives, men and women; Lethality: 10. Note: the IQ of users should not be too high! 14, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?" 15, chatting with a couple, the man loudly declared: "You are the most beautiful woman in the world!" The woman also responded loudly: "You are the most handsome man in the world!" " "Are they celebrating Valentine's Day?" B "Today is April Fool's Day!" 16, teach you a happy spell: Ansizhu Ansizhu, Ansizhu's bamboo, Ansizhi's pure bamboo. Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig! Don't be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! 17, it's a beautiful night tonight, and I really want to share it with you and enjoy it with you ... but I'm afraid others will look at us differently. After all, it's hard to take a stupid pig out at night without attracting attention! 18, I want to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. Now, your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day! 19, once a year, can legally harass you, can unscrupulously fool you. Inviting you to dinner is too old-fashioned, it is not authentic to cheat you to work overtime, and it is unnecessary to coax you into a meeting, just to see you giggle! Happy April Fool's Day! 20. Whether the quality of the blessings is high or not depends on the reading effect: it takes a few seconds to read carefully, with clear speech, correct eyes, no crooked mouth and IQ not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well! April fool's day copywriting circle of friends 3 1. Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He told monkeys to laugh when they should, cry when they should, bow when they should, and read text messages when they should. 2, in fact, the fool is right, April Fool's Day is celebrated every day. 3. Warning: You are not sleeping correctly at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. 4. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface. 6. It rained one day in a mental hospital. Many patients bathe in the rain. You are the only one watching from the windowsill. The dean asked curiously, what are you doing? You answer: I'll wait until the water is hot! 7. I was waiting for April Fool's Day, and you lied to me with the truth. 8. The drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day! 9. Since 1990, the salaries of all employees in this unit have increased by 10%. Please go to the finance department from: to: and collect the difference of-month. Wish you a happy holiday! 10, I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs! 1 1. You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth! 12, don't lie to me on April Fool's Day, because I will take it seriously! 13. If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone has been infected with virus, please immediately take out your mobile phone card, load it into the card reader, insert it into the computer, and use anti-virus software to kill the virus. 14, to tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone! 15, you're a little aura, I'm a little stupid, you're a little delicate, I'm a little rustic, you're a little fragrant, I'm a little alcoholic, and I won't be angry if you're angry. 16, April Fool's Day is here. I wish all fools in the world are wise and stupid, fools are more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools. 17, how did you spend April Fool's Day? It happens to be Tomb-Sweeping Day. 18, Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is not good for your behavior. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good! Happy April Fool's Day! 19, I am your dog, and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it. 20. Since I staggered my friends, every day is April Fool's Day. 2 1. When horses and pigs meet tigers, they turn around and run. Pigs run very slowly. The horse shouted, stupid pig! How can a mobile phone run fast in your hand! Throw it here. Happy April Fool's Day! 22. If you let me celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let you celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day. 23. One day, I saw you put your hand into the price detector in the supermarket, which showed the pig's hoof. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head Yuan! Everything in the world should belong to me, including you! April Fool's Day is a time for joking and telling the truth.
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