What humorous sketches are suitable for the annual performance?

The next day, I recommended a very humorous sketch suitable for the annual performance.

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley.

A: Last time I took a detour, it's your turn to take a detour.

B thought: no way, let me make a detour. It's quite beautiful.

B: the law of the jungle, ok? See who can afford it.

A: I'm going to watch compressed biscuits.

I am ready, too.

After 3600 hours.

I don't have any compressed biscuits. I'll make a detour, but you must tell me where your pizza comes from.

B: This is from Pizza Hut.

A: It's true that "the Tao is one foot high and the magic is ten feet high".

the next day

A: This time I brought a TV, a computer, a refrigerator, a washing machine, a wardrobe, a single bed, a kilo of rice, a rice cooker, a solar cooker and a solar cell. ...

But I brought a bulldozer.

Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo, Ding Ling Mao Bo Choke

the next day

Bai: What bitter rivals! The two men met again in this alley. I'm tired of talking about this.

B: What did you bring this time?

A: (Terrorist) Black Boy Group.

B: (grinning grimly) Sorry, I brought the army. Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !