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I can be hypocritical all my life, you don't have to worry.

1, I can take a vacation all my life, you don't have to worry. Shuhai Cang gave birth to Zhao Xi old grass.

2. At that time, Jing Ke's decision to stab Qin was only a sigh of regret. At that time, the ginger girl cried all over the city, her bones were dense, and she only sighed that Yin and Yang were separated. At that time, Taoism and Buddhism rose, and the Taoist became immortal, only sighing that the ancient Buddha died alone and the three were separated. One battle after another, only sighing that the long-term combination would be divided. At that time, "Preface to Lanting Collection" was elegant, and Wang absolutely sang, sighing that there was only good calligraphy in the world. At that time, the political situation was turbulent and helpless, hiding in the mountains and forests, only sighing that officials were corrupt. At that time, the poet sages, flat and steady, were all in the world, only sighing that they were inseparable from the country At that time, the fate of the first talented woman was clear and sad, only sighing that the fate of life was bumpy.

3, people go to Leng Cha, the ground is cool. The obsession dies with you, and the autumn wind bleak into your dreams. I hope this feeling, this meaning is broken into mud with the wind, remember.

4, the new willow sprouts, the wind is slight. * * * Accompany me to enjoy the pear blossoms in March and the peach blossoms in April. I wonder if you have an appointment? In summer, the solstice fireflies are dumb when they know it. I * * * looked at the graceful lotus branches in June, and the crape myrtle bloomed proudly in July. I wonder if you have an appointment? Fontainebleau, look at Nanshan again. I * * * swam with me. The chrysanthemums in September were golden, the hibiscus in October was beautiful, and the Haitang was beautiful. I wonder if you have an appointment? Cold rain with ice, fox fur shawl. I painted wintersweet frost and snow in winter, and in the first month, Lenglan bloomed in Leng Xiang. I wonder if you have an appointment? Spring flowers and autumn moon, summer cicada and winter snow. And I * * * through the years, the years passed, endless romance. I wonder if you will make an appointment?

5, who finally broke the string and poured the flowers on his shoulders, lost.

6. It turns out that this melody is ups and downs, but it is the glory and dryness of the Spring and Autumn Period.

7. After all, I failed him. Maybe in the eyes of outsiders, I'm just a vain woman, but in the end, I just hope you can get the world with peace of mind.

8. I have had joys and sorrows and dreams, all of which are empty and strong. There are also lovesickness that can overturn the boat. Why not go to the West Wing of the White House to pursue a different dream?

9. Right and wrong depend on each other. Why should we be confident? Why should the authorities be confused? Why instill mistakes and scars? Why tear it apart and sing it? Please give me a good medicine to get rid of secular interference.

10, the bronze mirror reflects innocence and wears a ponytail. If you run wild, I will accompany Vincent in this life.

1 1. When you first entered the south of the Yangtze River, you held an oil umbrella and met in front of the Lvliujiang River through the looming clouds. What if this is fate? Re-entering Jiangnan, you are wearing a red shirt, stepping on the white lotus swaying in the wind and touching the red line in front of a pool of lotus fragrance. If, is this fate? Once again in Jiangnan, you smiled and made a wish, with a promise of life and death in the dim light. If, is this fate? After entering the south of the Yangtze River, I was still depressed. I married Sansheng and kept my promise in the picturesque south of the Yangtze River. The afterlife is also fate.

12, the picture scroll is 300 miles, and the fire is shining. How do you remove the ink? You have a crow's hair in the forest. When you look back, you turn around and see that the city has broken a little cinnabar for ten years to raise money, but it has left a few words of persistent river map "spring breeze"

13, a flower and a world, a tree floating, a grass day, a leaf and a Buddha, a sand and a blessing, a pure land, a smile and a dust, a thought and a silence.

14, the wind once promised to spend a period of love, swaying and suffering without end. There is a moon in the snow, but it is more ruthless. Why not accompany it?

15, Ke hung his head, lightly played cricket, ate cricket and got drunk. I'm afraid that time will fly, and people will leave tea cool and never return. Recalling friends (Deng)

16, knowing that you are a flower, you must pursue an unbeaten flower. Nai (Deng)

17. At first sight, I admit that I fell in love with you at first sight. However, thirteen years later, I don't know what it's like to fall in love with you.

18, drizzle, Yanhuaxiang, Qingming coming, peach blossoms in full bloom. I stood silently in the corner with a bamboo umbrella missing a corner. The moonlight in the distance gradually disappeared. I looked at her back and felt some pain in my heart. You are full of prosperity in the world of mortals, and I will always be behind you. If possible, I will never give up. Even if I try my best, even if I am depressed, even if you have forgotten me.

19, flowers bloom on the other side, and the grass is sad. There is nothing in front of Naihe Bridge, and the three stones are the first three. The complete works of anonymous Tang poetry.

20. In the past two years, the red line guessed, but the song ended in resentment; These two hearts and three hearts are tender feelings under the moon, but they can't see the distant shadows; These three wives and four concubines, flute and flute Qi Le, can't help but give thanks; These four books and five classics, harmonies and harmonies, how can Jiangshan accommodate plain brocade; These five tones and six methods, drizzling, how can the residual wind play catkins; These six desires and seven emotions are predestined friends in previous lives, so why a song of acacia; This is falling apart, the country is ruined, but the iron horse is against brother Jin; These eight streets are strange and full of wine and leisure, but the old red rope is wrong; These nine words are all false, green light and yellow light, why are you drunk? These ten questions and ten answers, playing chess and killing, who can make the autumn wind whisper; After a thousand turns, I have no regrets in playing chess, but I can't help but return to Yingjun.

Talk with feelings for a lifetime.

1, thinking that commitment is a lifetime, and finally only lasts for a while. But sadness is only temporary, and open-mindedness is a lifetime.

2, no one can accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

3. It is agreed that a lifetime is a lifetime, one hour less a day and one minute less a second are not a lifetime.

I suffered all my life, and I also suffered all my life. Dumped the world and prospered.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

6. Some people meet too early, while others meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.

7. I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life, and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this hateful person to complain.

8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.

9. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy.

10, I once said that I believed all my life, but in fact, my life is too long, long enough to change a person, forget a person, and even fall in love with another person.

1 1. You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".

12, if you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, don't force it, let it be.

13, some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.

14, I thought I could stay with you all my life, but I didn't expect my life to be yours.

15, people don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.

16. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand at the end.

17, experience, then regret, do what you want, choose what you love, not what others think is right, and live for yourself all your life.

I hate you all my life.

1, happiness is divided into two intersections, you turn left and I turn right.

2. Let me live alone, please hold your hand tightly.

We love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.

4, friends, we cry together, crying while holding a glass to anesthetize the sadness of lovelorn.

Being together is also a burden. I will live well without you.

6. Impulsive breakup. How many days and nights have I missed?

7. One day, one day. I will forget you. Until you have nothing.

8, suddenly leave, always caught off guard.

9. Without you, what do you want me to face tomorrow?

10, there is no reason to love you any more, it is better to forget to love you.

1 1, at the beginning, we vowed to each other, but I had no feelings for you.

12, don't hesitate, where did you come from, holding a famine year?

Goodbye, remember that we promised to be happy with each other.

14, no matter how beautiful the story is, it will have a sad ending.

15. After this summer, we will go our separate ways, whether you like it or not. We will never meet again.

16, I want to fly with you, but you let me fly with the wind.

17, you said that if there is no love, please let go. You know it's easy.

18, let you go. Quit the game without results.

19, love, leaving in a word …

20, the dream is broken, the heart is still there, how ethereal everything used to be.

2 1. At the end of the picture, you stopped silently, and you didn't even say goodbye.

22. If he can give you a shoulder instead of me, I can accept it, or you can get out of my world.

23. Farewell can bring no other feelings and memories except pain and disappointment.

24, don't love, don't love! Labor and capital will not die! Fuck off! Fuck off! Labor and capital are not rare!

25. That promise was finally carved into a cross wound of love when saying goodbye.

It doesn't matter whether the world is black or white, because you have left.

27. Once love is gone! I will never be infatuated!

28. When you broke up, my heart was broken, but you were indifferent.

29. Why do you want to kick me out when I fall in love with you?

30, love to the extreme, and then leave.

3 1, after the hug, you turned and left. I smiled and said goodbye, but my heart was shaking.

32. Use all your courage to hold up the brightest smile.

33. I will take that moment of turning around as eternity between us.

34. The most charming smile disappears at the moment you leave.

35. Leave your world with my broken heart.

I said I was leaving, but you didn't even ask me to leave.

37. The first breakup is accidental, and the second breakup is inevitable.

38, watching you leave, tears like rain.

39. Take your love for me and get out of my world. ...

We broke up. Please tell your friends that I dumped you.

4 1, I tried to suppress it, but how could love stop?

42. Long live the lovelorn. Lonely and innocent. It's right to break up. There is no shame in girls crying.

43. If you don't mean it, you can't tell. If you see it, you will mean it together …

44. Commitment is still no match for time. Love came to an end in the blink of an eye.

45. Your world can't wait for me to be old.

Not for life, not for life.

1, the three major illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and Ta likes you.

2. The strong are not without sadness, but turn sadness into strength; The weak are not unhappy, but turn happiness into trouble.

3. Ask yourself, is it easier to change your body shape, your personality or your efforts? If you don't want to do any of these three things, then don't complain about the unfairness of fate.

4, people, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

5. When suffering, don't suffer in vain, always shout out the meaning of existence and bear some transcendence of life.

6, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always be there; Success is not arrogant, failure is not impetuous, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are at ease, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.

7. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look ahead and look back, and groan without illness, all because your life is not exciting enough.

8. No kind of love requires you to give up your dignity, bring disgrace to oneself, and make you suffer. Love may make you feel overwhelmed, jealous, angry and tearful. But it is warm in the end, which can give you pleasure and security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.

9. If we don't love each other, don't lie. There is still a long way to go.

10, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can turn a dish into a feast. Only by finding a life that truly belongs to them and keeping the style can we live our own wonderful life.

1 1. When you really can't let it go, go to the intensive care unit or the cemetery. It is easy for you to understand that you have got too much, and then you have to be greedy, have too little time and have too many interesting things. From the perspective of respecting life, there is no need to entangle. Feng Tang

12, I suddenly found that I had lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.

13, so many things that you thought were going to kill you at that time, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

14, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

15, the size that the chest can touch is called bust, and the size that the chest can't touch is called bust. What the eyes can see is called vision, and what the eyes can't see is called vision. What you can say in your mouth is called content, and what you can't say in your mouth is called connotation. The expression you can see on your face is called color, and the expression you can't see on your face is called verve.

16, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.

17. You will meet two kinds of people in your life: those who promote you and those who attack you. But in the end, you will thank both.

18, if someone steals my pen, I pray to the Lord that it is broken. If someone steals my candy, I will pray to God that it stinks. If someone steals my heart, I pray to God that I can steal his heart, too.

19, when we love the future, we have many ideas and standards; Once love comes, the previous standards are useless, and Ta is the standard.

20. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can be changed. They are not lifelong people. If they don't talk all their lives, they can let go.

Bian Xiao: I didn't meet the best Bian Xiao until the end: the world didn't choose you, but you chose the world. Bian Xiao: Don't envy the superficial scenery of others. In fact, everyone has their own inner sufferings.