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Classic domineering boy confession is short for girl.

Classic domineering boy confession is short for girl.

1, you will be my boyfriend in the future, and you can let me take care of you in the future.

2, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

Under normal circumstances, I miss you. In both cases, I am in pain!

When I miss you, I must find you.

I like that I am following the correct path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

6. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

7, the most troublesome confession: baby! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

8. The most shameless confession: Dear, I really want to give you a baby!

9, the most rogue confession: whether poor or rich, I will follow you.

10, the most overbearing confession: you are destined to be mine in this life.

1 1, the most implicit confession: it is very troublesome to cook for you every day. Can you think of a simple method?

12, the most disgusting confession: I want to kiss you at any time and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

13, the most rebellious confession: hate you! Hate you! Hate you! I hate you so much!

14, the most romantic confession: I want to grow old with you!

15, I have a crush on you, follow me!

16, I just like you and love you, which is none of your business!

17. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

18, I want to kiss you at any time, and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

19, tell me when you want to marry, and I will marry you!

If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

2 1. If loving you is a mistake, I am willing to correct it.

22. The most direct confession: I love you! Do you love me?

23, the most logical confession: under normal circumstances, I am thinking about you, in both cases, I am suffering!

24, the most helpless confession: I hope my love is related to you!

25. The most impactful confession: I want you to be my groom!

26. The most dangerous confession: be my first husband!

27, the stupidest confession: I am in love with you! What should I do?

29. If you dare to refuse me, I will ask you to come to me in ten months (which can be a season).

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

3 1. If I am unmarried after many years, if you are married, please ask your daughter to be careful when she goes home!

32, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

If a boy confesses to a girl.

1. I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

2. No matter when and where, no matter what you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person!

There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

4. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

5. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

6. When we meet, we always nod our heads, but it is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

7. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

With you, my life is full of happiness. Shall we have dinner together tonight?

10. When pain and injury are mixed together, love is happiness. Let me love you and be loved by you, let me stare into your eyes, let you be eternal, and let us be lovers for life!

1 1. Your smile has melted into my heart, warming me and touching me, making my life full of happiness and romantic happiness. Dear, I love you!

12. The bug has left you for several days, thinking that it will soon forget you. But until today, you are still lingering in my heart. In the dream, we were still holding hands and walking in the street, only to know how much I care about you.

13. It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

14. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

15. The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary!

16. I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!

17. The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

18. I will definitely make you the second happiest person in the world, because with you, I will become the first happiest person in the world!

19. Marriage is visible, but love is invisible; Greetings are visible, but care is invisible. But I love you, but it is obvious.

20. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

2 1. No one saw me standing on the cliff of love, only I wanted to jump into the abyss of your love and comfort ... I found comfort, even if I broke into pieces.

22. On the first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. I knew then that I was already a prisoner of your life!

23. In your busy work, please accept my most sincere and best wishes; May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

24. Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

25. Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

26. Mature woman-you! Give one-think it's you! Give a chance-it's up to you! Get on your knees.-Please! To tell the truth-I love you!

27. I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want to have your comfort and understanding.

28. I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

29. Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

30. Dear! I miss you so much when I am lonely. I still love you when I call you back. I won't call you back, I have to wait for you. ...

3 1. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

32. I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way!

33. There is always a rainbow after rain, autumn after spring flowers, loneliness after rain, cherish after missing, tears after injury, and smile after roses. May your good mood come after dawn every day!

34. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

In this season of missing, I will always think of your good friend. I don't know how you are recently. I deeply wish you happiness.

36. It's cold in the long night, and I cry at night. It shows that my heart is far away from the blue sea. My parents are as gentle and kind as the blue moon. I asked what daily newspaper Chang Chang believed.

37. You can walk out of my sight, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you. Mountains and rivers can't meet, but they can't stop my deep blessing to you: I wish you happiness, my favorite person! -If you tell a girl.

I once told myself not to be emotional, but as long as I heard your voice, I fell in love with you deeply. -If a boy professes to a girl.

39. I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen ... knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

40. If you are the most distant and beautiful aurora in the sky, I would like to turn into a mountain of ice and snow, silently waiting for your light in the silent passage of time. If the kingdom of heaven is the nearest place to you, I can give up everything in the world just to let you go, and this love will never change. ...

4 1. This heart has been eroded by you and filled with your shadow, but the part that has not been eroded has filled you with acacia. Guess what?

42. The world is so beautiful because of you, life is so full because of you and life is so meaningful because of you!

43. The tenderness in your eyes is worth a thousand words. The smile on your lips is the source of my happiness!

44. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

45. I don't know why human beings must get married. ! Why not study together and legally combine?

46. If it is true love, don't let go. Without money, you can still make money. Without feelings, you will never get it back! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

47. I love the moon, its purity, brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

If a girl confesses to a boy.

★ Take a look, take a look. In view of my deep affection, I sold all my love to you for two dollars. You can't lose money by buying two dollars, and you can't be fooled by buying two dollars. It used to be hard to buy and change a thousand dollars. Now I sell all my love for two dollars! I am talking about you, so come and accept my love! It's expired! All the goods in my love shop are on sale. I miss you, 50%, I love you, 30%, I want to marry you, even as low as 10%. Send you a message to inform you of a great good news. Come and buy it, all for free! The price in the store hit a record low! Sell at a loss! Want to buy as soon as possible!

★ Don't move! Reach out your hand, hold my heart, my true feelings, my true feelings, my true love, and keep it well. These will bring you a lifetime of happiness, a lifetime of happiness, and the two of us will be together forever.

It is good for you to be single-minded. The world for two people is beautiful. It is not advisable to be half-hearted. It only extends in all directions for you. Five Blessingg is a happy person and Liu loves you! If you are the same, please reply to me as soon as possible.

★ The flowers are touching, and the cow dung is beautiful. Flowers are like you, cow dung is like me. Do you know that such a metaphor has cause and effect? The flowers are beautiful and eventually planted on cow dung, so you are mine.

★ Ask Cupid to confess that you are afraid of pain when he shoots an arrow. Ask Yue Lao for fear that his red thread will tie you up uncomfortably. Please god, I'm afraid the great momentum will scare you. Let me express it myself. I love you.

★ Although you don't have the beauty of sinking fish, the posture of Zhao Jun falling wild goose, the beauty of the story of losing Sim's closing the moon, and the shame of Yuhuan; But I like your wife's appearance. I'm not worried or worried. I don't choose what I eat. Call when you are hungry, and sleep when you are full. Do you know anything about pigs? Watching you grow up, I am in a super good mood, snickering secretly, because I am about to get the money!

★ If I am slow, I must be thinking of you; If I am absent-minded, I must be thinking of you; If I am sad, I must be thinking of you. Stay with me in the future, or there will be one more psychopath and one less person who has contributed to society in this world.

★ Legend has it that the Queen Mother descended to earth, leaving a single couple. The man confessed by SMS, and the woman cheered directly. The next day, she got married hand in hand. There is nothing special about this short message. It says the word Empress Dowager. I know which order you are, and the queen mother will not violate it.

★ Swaying away, choking, talking shyly, trembling and waiting for the fruit, hiding you in my heart for more than half a year, what can infatuation do, what can stop and go, how romantic and happy we are together.

★ A woman committed a heinous crime and stole my heart. She is so ugly that only I can stand it, which has seriously affected the international image of China people. Finally, the Supreme People's Court sentenced her to life imprisonment and served her sentence in my home. She will not be released after serving her sentence! Forget it, it's you. Turn yourself in.

★ It used to be difficult for the sea to be water, but now it is full of clouds. I always miss fly with me, but I am lonely on the bridge. Unfortunately, and heaven remains our neighbourhood, it is difficult to get married, but the confession is not frequent, which is also very strange. I said that there is only one you in my heart, but I am willing to marry me.

★ Look at mountains, water and scenery, pigs, dogs and animals, fall in love, talk about good moods and good things. I have you in this life, I have you in this life, you regret not having me in this life, I have you in this life, and I am in a good mood with you.

★ Flowers can match cow dung, sparrows can match phoenix, and I can accompany you. Flowers are inserted in your body, and Phoenix Hui Jin lights you up, making your life brilliant from now on. Honey, why don't you stop thinking when you see me so condescending?

★ Listen to frogs every night, think about the story of toads and swans every day, watch cow dung every day, think about the story of cow dung and flowers every day, and miss you and me every day. Since I have you in my heart, I can't understand the cow dung of flowers.

★ Loving you is my goal, loving you is my task, protecting you is my career, giving my heart to you is what I have to do now, and expressing love is the most important thing!

★ You are wind, sand, rain, flower, fish, fork, pulp, melon, lake, shrimp and silly girl. What am I? Tell me quickly!

★ Why can't I take off the hat you gave me when I went out for dinner that day? There won't be a golden hoop in it, will there If so, please don't say the mantra. I will honestly protect you and accompany you to death.

★ Flowers should be bright and should be fertilized; If the car wants to go far, it must be recharged; If people want spirit, they have to eat; I am depressed because of missing; Your appearance, my expectation. Honey, let's have dinner together tonight.

★ There are 365 sunrise days and 365 blessings a year. Sunrise equals blessing, but on cloudy days, I want to give you a blessing more, because rainy weather makes me upset. If you feel the same way, we are in the same boat.

★ My love for you is like a surging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding. I can't sleep at night without you. I want to say loudly to the blue sky and the sea: I love you! Dear money!

I admit that I am guilty, but this is just a preparation for crime. I tried to rush in several times, but all failed. Now I have made up my mind. I want to carry it out and finish it. Finally, the opportunity came. I took the first step and sent you a text message, and you agreed. Don't make me fall in love, okay? !

Are you free this weekend? Let's climb the mountain! It is said that men can find their wives by climbing mountains. If you don't accompany me, others will take the opportunity. If you don't reply, I'll take it as your unconditional agreement.

You are amazing, you can do anything, you are perfect. Then can you help the poor, help me, an imperfect person, and enjoy your perfect life with you?

★ There is a city in my heart, it is me in the city, you outside the city, a village in my dream, you outside the village, and you in the village. Do you know why? You were placed outside the dream. Do you think we can become a city?

★ I like watching you shave your legs while playing computer. I like watching you giggle while eating. I like watching you always make trouble for no reason. I like watching you smile at the wall. I think you are a stupid, stupid, crazy and boring fool. If I like you, why don't you confess quickly?

★ It must be: I can't stop loving you, this is my confession; I don't kiss you enough, this is my wish; I'm too good to you. This is necessary.

You must be calm. The three words I want to say are very lethal. If you resist, happiness will come to you. I want to say, resist, resist: break up. . . . . . Hey, hey, are you holding on? System announcement: SMS sender will be bound by you soon. Are you willing to break up with single life? . . . . . .

If boys confess to girls, if they confess to girls.

1, in the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

2, the days with you, even if ordinary and romantic!

3, I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you, care about you and grow old with you!

The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

I will definitely make you the second happiest person in the world, because with you, I will become the first happiest person in the world!

6. Marriage is visible, but love is invisible; Greetings are visible, but care is invisible. But I love you, but it is obvious.

7. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

No one saw me standing on the cliff of love, only I wanted to jump into the abyss of your love and comfort me, even if I was smashed to pieces.

9. The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. I knew then that I was already a prisoner of your life!

10, this heart has been eroded by you, filling your shadow, but the part that has not been eroded has filled you with acacia. Guess what?

1 1. The world is so beautiful because of you, life is so full because of you, and life is so meaningful because of you!

12, the tenderness in your eyes is worth a thousand words, and the smile on your mouth is the source of my happiness!

13, I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

14, I wonder why humans get married? ! Why not study together and legally combine?

15, if it is true love, don't let go. You can still earn feelings without money, and you can't get it back in your life! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

16, I love the moon, its purity, its brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

17 I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

18, whenever, wherever and whatever you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person!

19. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

20, holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, through this life, holding your hand forever.

2 1, like, is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

22. When we meet, we always nod, but it is always difficult to say anything. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

23. If I didn't love you, how could I not be sleepy at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

24. I accidentally sent out I love you by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

25. With you, my life is full of happiness. Shall we have dinner together tonight?

26. Love is the joy of pain and injury. Let me love you and be loved by you, let me stare into your eyes, let you be eternal, and let us be lovers for life!

27, your smile has been integrated into my heart, warming me, touching me, making my life full of happiness, making my life full of romantic happiness, dear, I love you!

28. The bug has left you for several days, thinking that it will soon forget you. But until today, you are still lingering in my heart. In the dream, we were still holding hands and walking in the street, only to know how much I care about you.

It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It really seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!

30. Please accept my most sincere and best wishes in your busy work. May my blessing eliminate the fatigue caused by a day's work; May happiness and joy accompany you every day of your life.

3 1, please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.

32. Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

A mature woman is you! Thought it was you! Give me a chance to see you! Please kneel down! To tell the truth-I love you!

I really want to tell you that in my heart, you are everything to me. I don't ask you to love me, just want your comfort and understanding.

35, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

36. Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

37, dear! I miss you so much when I am lonely. I still love you when I call you back, but I will wait for you if I don't call you back.

38. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung. If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

39. I love you, so I send you a message to convey my love through cell phone signals; If you love me, please send me a message and reply to my sweetness along the way!

40. There is always a rainbow after rain, autumn after spring flowers, loneliness after rain, cherish after missing, tears after injury, and smile after roses. May your good mood come after dawn every day!

4 1, I miss you so much. I broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

42. In this season of missing, I will always think of your good friend. I don't know how you are recently. I deeply wish you happiness.

43. Dear, when I scanned you, my love plan began, and others said that we hit it off. It belongs to a hyperlink. Especially in the days when we met, the feelings escalated rapidly!

44. Good things are your fans, so he chases you every day. Happiness is your nanny, so he will take care of you for me. You are my sweetheart, so I will serve you wholeheartedly every day. On Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness in your heart forever!

45. Morning is the beginning of beauty, night is the end of troubles, sunny days give you all the happiness, and rainy days wash away all the sadness. Rain or shine, get along day and night, and wish you happiness every day!

46. I watch it during the day and at night, and I miss it all the time; Walking and watching, stopping and watching, missing everywhere; Wake up and read, dream and read, all day long; Know that I miss you, I miss you, and hold hands with you in my dream tonight!

47. Slow down before you suddenly realize that the brightest performance is your input. I care about your every move. No matter what kind of love appears, I will not hesitate to exchange time for your meager happiness until I really forget it. Valentine's day, just want to say I love you!

48. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

50. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, and slowly melt you so that you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

5 1, the long night sky is cold, and you cry at midnight. The distance and the blue sea show my heart, and my parents are as gentle and kind as the blue moon. I asked what daily newspaper Chang Chang believed.

You can walk out of my sight, but you will never miss you. Mountains and rivers can't meet, but they can't stop my deep blessing to you: I wish you happiness, my favorite person! Confess to a girl

I once told myself to stop being emotional, but as long as I heard your voice, I fell in love with you deeply. If a boy confesses to a girl.

54. I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

55. If you are the most distant and beautiful aurora in the sky, I would like to turn into a mountain of ice and snow and wait for your light silently in the silent time. If the kingdom of heaven is the nearest place to you, I can give up everything on earth just to let you go, and this love will never change.