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A word of blessing to my predecessor.

I hope my predecessor can talk briefly. There must be a naive friendship between men and women. I know my ex's wedding mood. Ex's ex, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.

1, nine times out of ten, the road to life is not satisfactory, and it is inevitable that you will be disheartened, but the pain will not last long.

2. Do you think putting a bathroom mirror in the school toilet will make you comb gfd? You are wrong, just to let you know better. Ugly people need to read more books and read good books.

3. If you like someone, you should confess, in case you become a spare tire.

4. Why do you say you have no perseverance? Haven't you been single for decades?

If a person calls you back in seconds, it only means that this person is looking at his mobile phone.

6. More lonely than eating mala Tang alone is that a person has no money to eat mala Tang.

7. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have to trust them.

8. Many things on the road of life will eventually get better with _. Like many people who have just gained weight, ex's predecessor has gained weight over time.

9. You can't wake up someone who doesn't return your messages, but a big red envelope can.

10, when you have insomnia in the middle of the night, others have already slept soundly; When I am lonely, I know my ex's wedding mood and say that others have new feelings; When you were retro, others had forgotten all about you? So don't stay up too often because of him.

You often drink chicken soup because the meat is eaten by others.

12 Although others are smooth sailing on the surface, they are smooth sailing in private.

13. If you don't succeed, there will be a group of people who care about you. They will ask you what happened, listen to your unsuccessful work experience, and then leave as they wish.

14, sometimes you don't work hard and don't know what loss is.

15, this mountain looks at that mountain, and some people were born in the "Roman Empire".

16. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I can only love one person in my life, but I can accommodate many concubines.

17, I wish my predecessor a brief statement that there must be naive friendship between men and women, because what every girl who knows me says most is to be friends with me.