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It is inevitable that you can't hide secrets in the dormitory. What things should not be seen by roommates?

First, I really didn't mean to lose money. Physical education class, I asked the teacher for leave when I didn't feel well. I just opened the door and saw that the second child in the dormitory took money from the third child's pillow. It was wrong for me to go in at that time, and it was wrong for me not to go in. This is no small matter. You put the money in your wallet. Who left it in the pillow? There are eight people in the dormitory. At first, I was afraid to speak. I told her before I left.

Second, I take birth control pills every day. I put a small bottle under the second child's pillow. I just entered high school at that time. Nobody understands. She said that vitamins are vitamins and deliberately tore the label on the bottle. I owe my eyes too. When she tore the label, I took a look by the way and took a look when I went to the drugstore. This is a long-acting contraceptive. I need to eat it every day, so this story can be more. It turns out that going out for half an hour every night is not.

Third, stealing vegetables. After all, everyone eats in the dormitory. Lao Ba is one year younger than us. Relatively speaking, everyone is good to her. I gave her a little of everything I brought from home. One night, I lost sleep, and I heard a noise on Lao Ba's bed, which smelled like Harbin sausage. It's really interesting. Stealing food, you stole something that didn't taste very good. I haven't slept all night, and I smell of sausage.

There are so many stories in the dormitory. Who fell in love with whose boyfriend, the mobile phone screensaver is someone else. This is too aboveboard. We were caught chatting secretly with other people's boyfriends, and all kinds of bad things about each other were pried into our own homes. When we think of dormitory life, it is not bad. Eight people finally became friends and girlfriends. Let's take out the good stories of the past and try to forget them. That is our youth, painful and happy.