Eat durian and make a humorous circle of friends.

Eat durian and send a humorous circle of friends:

1. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

Today's midnight snack is durian crisp. I don't know what happened, but I fell in love with eating durian at once. Only those who really understand understand that durian is so delicious.

3. A person who hates durian extremely bought durian cake! I bought everything, but I didn't forget to say proudly, "Don't eat in front of me".

4. Today, I ate a piece of durian Melaleuca, a piece of red velvet, a snow girl, a mango durian cake box and a cup of Yangzhi manna. I judged myself guilty of not eating dessert before the weekend.

5, life is like durian, the appearance is a protective layer, it smells terrible and tastes delicious.

6. It's really not easy. Eating durian at home was ordered to go to the toilet, close the door and turn on the exhaust fan. I took a durian Melaleuca by train and ran to the junction of carriages to eat it. I'm afraid people will scold me. Actually durian is really delicious.

7. In good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.

8. Eating durian pizza makes you uncomfortable. The taste of durian is really top-notch, and I feel that the breath is the taste of durian.

9. I originally thought of mango banji, but the result was wrong. I ordered durian banji, but I couldn't accept the taste after eating it. I feel a little queasy now.

10, everyone says that ginger can deodorize, but I think ginger is a rogue way to deodorize, just like telling you a little trick to deodorize the refrigerator. "Put durian in the refrigerator, and the smell in the refrigerator will soon disappear." Fight poison with poison, stop stink with stink.

1 1. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and strong durian flavor.

12, I ate durian again recently. I am a pig that will be angry if I eat it, but I can't hold these two fat durians. They are really of high quality!

/kloc-When I was 0/3 years old, I thought durian was really delicious for the first time, and I ate half of it in one breath.

14, I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed and fluffy Beckham as long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine. Fried bananas are really delicious.

15, I gained five pounds today. Oh, my God! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, such as looking at my durian crisp now.

16, some things are only known when you really meet them. What you can say is not a big deal. Some things are simply unspeakable, just like a whole durian stuck in your throat, and you can only bear it alone.

17, Guoguo made an appointment to go out to play, and came back to find that durian was not there. Because durian never leaves.

18, no way. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.

19, Husky stole a piece of durian while the owner was not paying attention, and it was blown up.

20, durian Melaleuca Today I put a deep feeling in the store. It rained continuously. I miss you every day.

2 1, bought a cake that I thought was made by an old woman, ate it in one bite, chewed it, and found it was durian crisp.

22, still not suitable for eating durian, there is a smell of shit between your lips and teeth, the sky is beautiful, you are so cute.