A humorous confession

Confession, or confession, is to express your thoughts or thoughts to others, especially to express love, which is also called showing love. In this case, it is usually considered as a way to establish a love relationship. Let's take a look at humorous confession sentences.

Joking and humorous confession sentence 1 1) I sent this message to attract your attention, maybe you will delete it, but my name has left a memory in your mind!

2) Snow flowers are floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes have missed their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

3) Once upon a time, we strolled around the bright moon in Qin Dynasty and loved each other. I also left tang style Song Yun and held hands; Smile for you, pluck the rhyme for you, and have no regrets all my life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I only love you for a thousand years!

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I sacrificed!

5) A dashing young man wanders the Jianghu as a beautiful woman. If you are sincere, I will love you for ten thousand years.

6) Love always makes people cry, but if I can accompany you for a lifetime, even if all my tears are drained, I won't regret it, just because I really love you!

7) Eye waves are like water, reflecting the stars outside the window. Blurred starlight, flickering faintly in the faint clouds. Your breath is everywhere in the air. You are a dream that I can't forget in this life and a love that I can't interpret.

8) There are many things in the world that can be redeemed, such as conscience, such as weight, but more are irreversible, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person.

9) It is common that the person you love is different from the person you sleep with. It is common to tell others what you love her. It is also common to think about the future and plan the future, but the future will never appear. So, I said: people's life, sometimes, just like this, gradually ended.

10) I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.

1 1) I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me so much, I just want your comfort and understanding.

12) I am a bird, and your heart is the treetop. I am looking for you with deep affection, and I would like to stay in your heart. Love you never wavers, life is wonderful only with you, I will accompany you to the old age and be surrounded by sweetness and happiness forever!

13) Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

14) There are many things in the world that can be redeemed, such as conscience, such as weight, but more are irreversible things, such as old dreams, such as years, such as feelings for a person.

15) the person you love is different from the person you sleep with, which is often the case. It is common to tell others what you love her. It is also common to think about the future and plan the future, but the future will never appear. So, I said: people's life, sometimes, just like this, gradually ended.

16) When you are not around, put your right hand on your right face to caress your face instead of me, and put your left hand on your heart to let me hear that you miss my heartbeat.

17) Since then, I haven't missed you for almost a moment. Deep yearning always screams in my heart, and the sound is like crying, echoing in my heart.

18) In winter, sunshine is sent to you from Hawaii; In summer, send you the coolness of Harbin; In spring, go boating with you in the West Lake; In autumn, I will accompany you to watch Xiangshan turn yellow. I would like to send my true feelings to your heart and make you happy all the year round!

19) Loneliness is that there are more and more phone numbers in the mobile phone, more and more calls are answered every day, and more and more text messages are sent every day. However, when you suddenly see a sunflower field that has appeared repeatedly in your dream, you take photos with excitement and shout loudly, but later you don't know who sent the photos to your mobile phone. At that moment, you suddenly realized that no one stood by you and watched the scenery with you all the way.

20) Some people you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then, maybe at the moment you turn around. Some people, you will never see again. When the sun goes down and rises again, everything changes, and you can't go back if you are not careful.

2 1) You are destined to be the scenery that I will stop wholeheartedly in my life, and I will never give up my persistence. For you, I am willing to cut my finger, drop my blood into a circle, and embrace your tenderness. Even if the roses are scattered into mud and crushed into dust, I am willing to wait for the heartache of this life.

22) If you love someone and keep a love, you can go for an outing together in early spring, enjoy the lotus together in midsummer, enjoy the moon together in early autumn and go to Xun Mei together in late winter. You are not tired, but happy, ordinary and dull. Then, there will be no regrets in this life.

23) Loneliness means that there are more and more phone numbers in the mobile phone, more and more calls are answered every day, and more and more text messages are sent every day. However, when you suddenly see a sunflower field that has appeared repeatedly in your dream, you take photos with excitement and shout loudly, but later you don't know who sent the photos to your mobile phone. At that moment, you suddenly realized that no one stood by you and watched the scenery with you all the way.

24) Some people you think you can meet. Some things, you think you can go on forever. Then, maybe at the moment you turn around. Some people, you will never see again. When the sun goes down and rises again, everything changes, and you can't go back if you are not careful.

25) You are destined to be the scenery I will stay in this life, and I will never give up. For you, I am willing to cut my finger, drop my blood into a circle, and embrace your tenderness. Even if the roses are scattered into mud and crushed into dust, I am willing to wait for the heartache of this life.

26) If you love someone and keep a love, you can go for an outing together in early spring, enjoy the lotus together in midsummer, enjoy the moon together in early autumn and go to Xun Mei together in late winter. You are not tired, but happy, ordinary and dull. Then, there will be no regrets in this life.

27) Eye waves are like water, reflecting the stars outside the window. Blurred starlight, flickering faintly in the faint clouds. Your breath is everywhere in the air. You are a dream that I can't forget in this life and a love that I can't interpret.

28) Say "I love you" calmly and flatly. Look at her face. If it doesn't change, it proves that she likes you, too. Cherish it. If you feel uneasy, smile and say "I'm joking with you".

29) You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me!

I don't know if the moon can represent my heart, but I tell you, I really love you! I can't find a standard to measure how much I love you, but I assure you that time can witness my love for you all my life!

3 1) Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat.

32) There is love when there is love, and there is love when there is love. Tomorrow, February 14, ancient and modern Valentine's Day, send my best wishes and greetings. I wish you happiness. Enjoy the time with your lover and play with your friends. Happy Valentine's Day!

33) Some people love with their mouths, but I love them with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.

34) Damn it! I'm choking! If you don't talk, I won't talk. One of us must make it clear! Forget it. If I don't go to hell, who will? I said I love you!

35) What is romance? You know she doesn't love you, but you send her a rose. What do you mean by waste? When you know that she loves you, send her a rose.

36) If I turn into loess, the grass will be green for you and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I become a clear spring, the fish will dance for you, and the spring will be song for you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

38) There is a melody called notes, which is the happiness you give me. It floats in my memory all the time, which makes my romantic talent deduce a beautiful picture of love. Dear, in this beautiful season, you are my most precious wealth in life.

39) Regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

40) The days with you, whether happy or sad, are so happy and warm when you think about it carefully.

Joking and humorous confession sentence 2 1) Thank you sincerely and I won't forget you; Snowflakes are everywhere, but I have a you in my heart; The east is white and the sky will be bright. How can I live without you? Honey, did you miss me today?

2) The rhyme of spring lies in the singing of birds and the gurgling of Huaxi; The rhythm of summer lies in its lush branches and leaves; The charm of autumn lies in the golden breeze, the sky is high and the clouds are light; The charm of winter lies in the fact that frost and snow in Mei Ao are not afraid of cold; The charm of love lies in your company in this life.

3) Just for the tenderness of that moment, I was intoxicated; Just because of the indifference at that moment, I burst into tears. How can I forget you? How can I make you unhappy? How can I make you sad? May we live in harmony and happiness forever!

4) Information is like candy, a long time, very sweet! If you eat too much candy, you will be very tired! I'm afraid you are bored, so I only give you one occasionally, because I want to leave the sweetest one to you: Baby, it's too hot, take care of yourself!

5) In a previous life, I put the ring between your fingers and branded my breath on your chest. In this life, I came to see you, haunted by dreams, HongLing tender feelings, the world of mortals flying, where are you. Circle past lives, just for your love in this life!

6) Send you a cup of warm coffee, a pair of warm red gloves, a beautiful flower scarf, all the warmth that can bring you in winter, dear, and all my heart!

7) happy. Is the smell a strong fragrance? Is it sweet? Is it a faint fragrance? Is it intoxicating? Neither! The taste of happiness is the heart when I am with you, and the determination to join hands with you and love you forever.

8) You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest when you are not by my side. You will never see me when I am happiest, because I am happiest when I receive your message when I am loneliest!

My life has changed since I met you. I forgot all my troubles and lived in heaven. Accept me, on the road to happiness, you and I can't be absent. I will love you forever until I die!

Raindrops will turn into tears; Bracts will also become roses; Dreaming is dating; Parting makes you more charming, and you are too tired without thinking of you. Just because I have you in my heart: if I don't see my heart, I will be broken. I feel drunk when I think about it. Missing is the taste!

1 1) If my life is a puzzle, you are the most important piece. My world is doomed to be incomplete without you. So please stay with me forever, and let my life be intact without regrets.

12) Because her heart was immortal, Chang 'e swallowed the panacea and separated from Hou Yi forever; Because of the mortal heart, the Weaver Girl angered the Queen Mother and faced the Cowherd Galaxy. Because of my love, I picked roses from the garden, met you and spent my life together.

13) If you still exist in this world, then this world is meaningful to me anyway; But if you leave, no matter how beautiful the world is, he is just a desert in my eyes.

14) Use you to measure time. Everything with you is daytime, and the night without you will come. Use you to distinguish places. With you, it is heaven, without you, it will fall into hell. May we be together forever, and the true feelings will remain unchanged.

15) I hold a handful of scattered sand and miss the blessings brought to you by flying all over the sky. I pour a ladle of water and drift the ocean current into your heart, love you, have no regrets in this life, and keep your feelings. I will do my best to take care of you all my life!

16) I fell asleep and have been wandering in your space since I came back. I don't know if I don't care enough or I'm a little jealous anyway. I have read every mood, every message and everyone who comes to see you. In a word, I'm afraid of losing you. I miss you!

17) I once dreamed of being with you forever and traveling with you in the beautiful mountains and rivers, but I can't help it. Passionate years, with the long river of time slowly disappearing, the depths of memory, why your face is getting clearer and clearer. I don't want to think about it, because I'm afraid that the more I think about it, the less I can stop thinking about you.

18) If you miss it, you can't fall in love anymore, you are doomed to never meet again, you are no longer an eternal promise, and you are doomed to fail to honor it. How far is forever? I don't know. It would be great if we could plan an eternal tomorrow. Some people may forget what they said.

19) Time flies, always in a hurry. When I turn around, I miss your beauty in spring. Without your enthusiasm in summer, you can't see your femininity in autumn, so you have to sit alone on the edge of winter, stop missing you on the enter key and scatter your thoughts in the wind.

20) I miss you and go to sleep with expectation every night. Miss you and wake up with tears at dawn every day. I will never forget your affectionate gaze, nor will I forget your faded figure. Listen, the wind is my sweet talk; Look, rain is the tears I miss; The sea is my constant feeling; Mountains and rivers are my shadows looking at you from afar.

2 1) I want to put these fragments of thoughts and memories into ink and rub them into the depths of memory. When it matures, it will bloom for many years, soothing my soul and enriching my life. Make a beautiful wish, face the bright sunshine, think about dreams, draw a beautiful picture and absorb the fresh breath of life, such as bathing in the spring breeze.

22) I didn't miss you, but I thought of you without warning when I heard some lyrics. It seems that the lyrics are written about us. In the silent night, put on headphones and meet you unexpectedly in the music. What songs have we recorded? Those crazy and playful pictures seem to be more energetic with me, and they won't leave for a long time.

23) I can't help feeling that I am with you with sweet words. On the bleak road, engrave the smile in your sleep with all your expectations for the future. I just want you to know that I'm waiting for you, and I miss you so much that night when you don't know.

24) I dare not say that I will never forget you, but at least in that winter, I thought about you every minute. Loving someone is actually very simple, as long as you love someone with your heart, but it is difficult to forget someone you once loved, because people can't be heartless. I really miss you tonight. Can you feel it?

25) Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something quiet to tell me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

A day in spring is a new beginning for all life. The sentimental season has given birth to countless vitality, spring breeze and autumn rain, and several years of spring and autumn. You are far away, and the fire rises in my heart. I wonder if you are thinking about me now.

27) I really want to be with your heart for about 10 thousand years, but I never miss it. I really want to put my heart in your heart, never changing!

28) Is the color of the horizon missing your cloud or your circulating flame? Why do I always leave time in a daze until the whole hour, and then spread my mood to the world of love bit by bit, waiting for your appearance, dear, I miss you.

29) If missing is a rope, it ties two people's lives together whenever and wherever. However, a calm memory often makes me forget the sorrow. Broken the beautiful dream mirror with a broken heart, and threw the sad fragments all over the floor, falling in the thick autumn of acacia.

30) Some things, after vicissitudes of life, began to disappear. Once, no matter how tight you hold it, you will eventually lose it. And we are getting old. Love, like the wind behind your ears, blows gently. In the end, we will still have nothing. It turns out that no one will belong to whom, forever! Life is a lonely journey, and no one can accompany you to the end. At the moment, there is nothing I can do. Maybe there's nothing I can do.

3 1) Don't play games, don't be Jianghu, treat you as someone in my heart, and don't mention you easily. I can joke with all the people in the world, but I'm nervous with you. When someone mentions your name, this compartment collapses. I joke with others in a few words, but with you, every word is precious. If I move, it's a pain in my heart. Every word is tense, so tight.

32) If my greeting scratches you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's all over, please make it clear. I'm sorry, I broke your heart, and I will love you all my life as compensation.

33) I have been waiting for someone, someone who cares about me, someone who knows how to be tolerant and considerate, someone who may not be perfect but knows how to cherish me; I have been waiting for someone, someone who loves me deeply, someone we all like. Often miss a person, but it will blur the shadow, leaving only some vague fragments. Recalling those hopeful pictures is confusing.

34) Happiness is too expensive for everyone. When two people meet, it is like taking a train. We may have the same train, the same car and adjacent trains, but this is often just a question of whether we are the destination.

35) Happiness is too expensive for everyone. When two people meet, it is like taking a train. We may have the same train, the same car and adjacent trains, but this is often just a question of whether we are the destination.

36) I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger. No one can go back and start over. There are some things in the world that need extroverts to strive for breakthrough and completion. And some things need to be done by introverts, and they tend to do it deeper and longer.

37) Looking at the world, the world is very small; Look at the world with your heart. It's a big world. Some people, some things, can only be more truly understood if they appreciate them with their hearts. It is this feeling that young people, in the process of growing up, will inevitably stumble, rain or shine But on the road of life, there will always be a bright light of the soul shining on us and moving forward step by step.

38) Fate is a wonderful thing. Many times, we have met each other without knowing it. Then we turned and came back here. Everything is accidental, or fate. Therefore, we should cherish everyone we meet in our life, because you don't know why this short meeting will come to an abrupt end, and then meet by mistake, only to find that we can never go back. What a terrible thing it is.

39) Happiness is not having a person, but remembering that there are many ordinary loves, true love is hard to say, and a once cherished love, don't say that true love is heartless, at least, we know each other, at least, we fall in love with acacia; There is no fate, everything goes with fate. Needless to say, an opponent who once held hands is unbearable. At least, we used to be closely related. At least, we once hugged each other.

40) When you are in love, you are obviously two people. Why do you feel lonely? After separation, it is obviously a person, but why can't you get rid of two people? The loneliness of feelings probably lies in the fact that neither love nor liberation can be complete. At that moment, I realized how much I love you and miss you.

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