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On the bench in the hospital corridor, Zhang Haiyang sat there feebly. Zhou is calling for a patient: Zhang Haiyang. Zhou looked carefully and said, it's really you. I thought it was a duplicate name. Care: What's the matter? Zhang Haiyang said weakly, frowning, I have a headache and I'm bored. Cho, get me a cup of hot water. Zhou: OK, sit down first. Zhou poured a cup of hot water and handed it to Zhang Haiyang: You drink first. I'll separate the patients first and take you to the doctor later. Zhang Haiyang looked around nobody, hurriedly took out the eye drops bottle from his pocket and put on hot water. He continued to moan and groan in his armpit. Zhou came over and asked with concern, Zhang Haiyang, can you do it? Do you want me to help you? Zhang Haiyang said feebly, nothing, I'm fine. Zhou helped Zhang Haiyang stand up and walked into the infirmary. Zhang Haiyang: Doctor. The doctor asked: What's the matter with you? Zhang Haiyang said weakly, I have a headache, and I feel dull all over. I haven't eaten for two days. The doctor said, Zhou Xiao, take his temperature. Zhou replied: Yes. Where did Zhou know that Zhang Haiyang was playing games? Zhang Haiyang said, I'll do it myself. I haven't bathed for two months. It's dirty. Don't get your clothes dirty Doctor, you are very busy. Let me wait outside. Sit down on the bench in the corridor.

After a while, Zhou came out: Come, show me your temperature meter. Haiyang is unable to take it out and pass it to Zhou. Zhou Xiao thought he was dazzled at first sight, but then he took a closer look. That's right. She understands. Zhang Haiyang: What the hell, the temperature is over 50 degrees. Hearing this, Zhang Haiyang said, Oh, it's really a goof. Cho, listen to me Your doctor called: Zhou Xiao, how is his temperature? Zhang Haiyang eagerly waved his hand, but Zhou Xiao ignored him: No, the temperature is normal, and there is no fever. Zhang Haiyang sat in a chair in dismay. Doctor: Let him in. Doctor: Your heart and blood pressure are normal. Are you really so sad? Zhang Haiyang was unhappy: You mean I'm pretending to be sick? Doctor: I didn't say that. I don't see anything wrong with you. You know what? I'll prescribe some medicine for you. If you feel worse after eating, you can come again. Zhang Haiyang is still working hard: Doctor, I'm afraid I have a strange disease, which our regiment health team can't find out at all. You can't find out if you push me here, but I really feel sick. What do you think should be done? What did the doctor hear: What do you think? Zhang Haiyang finally showed the fox's tail: If only you had given me two days off. Doctor: Which unit are you from? Zhang Haiyang: 3rd Regiment. Doctor: Santuan, I know your head very well. Why don't I call him and ask for a few days off for you? Zhang Haiyang was dumbfounded: Gee, how troublesome. Don't bother the colonel with such a trivial matter. I squinted at Zhou, but I was laughing. Zhang Haiyang gritted his teeth: OK, I will overcome, overcome. You can't leave the line of fire for minor injuries, and you can't go to the hospital for serious injuries. It's a tradition of our group, please. Run quickly. The doctor shook his head: This trumpeter is really terrible.

Zhou teased Zhang Haiyang: That's a good idea. Who taught you that? Fill the eye drops bottle with boiling water. You should pour more cold water. Look who has burned over 50 degrees. Zhang Haiyang laughed at himself: I'm afraid 20 degrees of cold water is too much. You have seen a 20-degree one. Isn't that from the Arctic Ocean? This temperature is too difficult to master. Zhou: Look at you just now. You really scared me. It's like you have an incurable disease, you will come back to life in a few days, and then you will be full of energy in the blink of an eye. Zhang Haiyang: Your doctor in Corina is really boring. He never misses a little thing. He always calls the colonel. He didn't mean to play tricks on me or scare anyone. Zhou: What are you running for? You must finish what you started. I looked sick when I came, but I couldn't open the note and ran faster than a rabbit. Zhang Haiyang: It's boring for you. You have a thermometer in your hand. What are you afraid of when reporting at 39 or 40 degrees? You can check it yourself. Zhou: I won't lie to you. Besides, I didn't expose you at that time. You should thank me. Zhang Haiyang: You don't know, our regiment is going to train. I get dizzy when I look at the map. More than a thousand miles are full of mountain roads. Oh, don't kill my dad. Zhou: All right, all right. Isn't it just walking more? As for it? I tell you, I heard that there are some Tatar soldiers there, all of them are soft and hard hob meat, and the leader is Zhang Haiyang. Zhang Haiyang smirked: Who praised me so much? I am so famous? Even you know, to be honest, I know that this is because the army can't behave in a disorderly manner, so when I first joined the army, I lived with my eyes down like that kannika nimtragol, but our monitor is a rustic from the countryside, and he dares to tell me what to do. According to my previous temper, I would have hit him everywhere. Zhou: All right, all right. Zhang Haiyang, I told you to stop it. We are no longer students. Don't bring that kind of hooliganism into the army. Zhang Haiyang: Yao, Yao. This will make us feel stubborn, so don't fall in love with stubborn people. Zhou: Keep your voice down. What are you yelling about? Zhang Haiyang: You're scared. Well, tell the dog doctor to write me a week off, and I can consider letting it rot in my stomach. Zhou: Fuck you, other doctors can listen to me as a soldier. Zhang Haiyang: Just kidding. Why do I always look at him and glance at you from time to time? Is this doctor married? This may be an evil plan. Zhou: Stop it, everyone's children are at school. At this time, a female nurse came in the distance, and Zhang Haiyang stared intently. Zhou: I am so happy that my mouth is watering. Zhang Haiyang: This girl is not bad. Is she from Beijing? Zhou: Don't ask. Zhang Haiyang looked at it and said, really, really, what is her subject? Watching people leave. Zhou: If I tell you what subject she is in, will she pretend to be sick again in three days, I will tell you that she is a psychologist, and if she wants to pretend to be sick, she has to pretend to be sick. Zhang Haiyang looked back: Ah, this disease is a bit difficult to pretend. Zhou: Comrade Zhang Haiyang, well done. When will you change to four bags before you are qualified to consider this question? Zhang Haiyang: Not necessarily. Zhong Yuemin didn't even get pox twice. Nobody cares? Zhou: Zhang Haiyang, if you joke with me again, get out of here. Say that finish and leave angrily. Zhang Haiyang: What's your hurry? It's really boring Well, I said you can always change the subject and let people drink a pot in the future.

Zhang said to Wu Mantun, "Thanks to Chairman Mao, I will become an Eighth Route Army. My mother said, come back to see me when you kill a few Japanese devils. "

Zhang Haiyang: "I'm fucking stupid. War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression has been over for more than 20 years. Where are the Eighth Route Army and the Japanese devils? "

Zhang Haiyang: "Dude, can I relax this kind of ideological education? I tell you, the first lesson I gave him was the story of Lei Feng. I said that when Comrade Lei Feng was a soldier, he covered the whole class by himself. Zhong Yuemin said, "You are a grandson! "

Zhong Yuemin: "We have a comrade-in-arms, and our family is extremely poor. We have several brothers and sisters, each of whom can't wear a suit. Several comrades-in-arms discussed it and decided to send them some military uniforms, but when they returned, they found that they were all gone, and everyone was dressed up. Zhang Haiyang is even more unlucky. One day, he washed the only uniform and hung it in the yard, just in time for the demobilization of veterans. I don't know who to let go. This boy is even more unique and taciturn. The next morning, during the routine 5000-meter training, the boy was wearing a tattered shirt and underpants, carrying a gun and carrying a bullet straight to the queue, which almost made the company commander mad. "

Zhang Haiyang: "What are you talking about?"

Zhong Yuemin: I'm talking about you!

Zhang Haiyang: "Are you playing me in front of the girl again?"

Zhou: "Why did you give your socks to others?"

Zhong Yuemin smiled and said nothing.

Zhang Haiyang's clearance (that is, he is so considerate and gentleman enough) said to Zhou: "You don't know, our comrade-in-arms' home is too big, which is not enough. The funniest thing is that their family sent a family photo. When we saw it, it was all sprayed and all green. His parents, dressed in soldiers' uniforms with two pockets, poke there. They are the whole vice monitor. Look at my brothers and sisters, dressed in new military uniforms, and a group of recruits from XinBingLian. " .。 . . .

In Zhong Yuemin, Wu Mandun was promoted to the company commander and instructor of the reconnaissance battalion of the C Army, and a day later Zhang Haiyang was transferred to the military department as the company-level staff officer. Zhang Haiyang drove to a company. Shouting at the company: "Zhong Yuemin, come out!" Zhong and Wu went out, bowed to Zhang and said, "Yes, they both won Lien Chan. The heads of various military regions have praised them by name, and the commendation meeting will arrive soon. " Then I was beaten by Zhong and Wu. . . . .

Before entering the forest and rushing into the minefield, Zhou Xiao called Zhang Haiyang, and Zhou said, "I want to ask you a question". "Is it true that Zhong Yuemin said you love me?" ? If you love me, say it.

Zhang Haiyang said: "If you don't laugh when I say it, just say that Zhang Haiyang is crazy, and love is also white love." .

Zhou Dui's stubborn expression: "Say".

Zhang Haiyang: "How can I not love you?" . . .

When I got home, I saw Xiao Bai smiling: "I thought there were thieves at home?"

Xiao Bai: "I packed jiaozi for you, and the water on the stove is boiling. You can cook it yourself in the future! " "

Ocean: "Don't go after eating?" I hope Xiao Bai can stay.

Xiao Bai: "I just packed thirty, just enough for you to eat alone!" " "

Ocean: "I will give you some!" " "What a good husband.

Xiaobai: "That's not hungry for you!" " "Ocean:" I can't be hungry! Xiao Bai: "I eat a lot. I can eat thirty by myself. "Ocean:" Then I'll drink some jiaozi soup and give you all the jiaozi! ""Ocean, I can't eat for a while. ""Ocean: "That's better than being abandoned in the house. It is better to see you all day! " Xiao Bai: "I'm going to work the night shift? Ocean: I'll drive you! "Holding the small white, small white was finally left behind.

Two people eat jiaozi together, Ocean: "Well, who ate one more?" Xiao Bai: "Who just said all this was for me!" " Ocean: "So, you ate one more." Xiao Bai: "You ate twenty-two and I ate seven!" " ! "Ocean: Hey, Bookkeeper, do you have any proof?" Xiaobai picked up chopsticks and taught the ocean a lesson. The sea grabbed Xiao Bai's hand and smiled gently at her. Xiaobai said, "Take me to work." Ocean: "Xiao Bai, we are married. We must invite Zheng Tong and others to visit us at home! " "Small white smiled:" looking for a way again? "Ocean:" Please go home for a change, even for a long time! "Xiao Bai: But I'm already dead?" Ocean: "To live is to live without taste!" " "(listen to me intoxicated! ) Ocean: "Don't mention Zhong Yuemin, it doesn't matter, I feel bad, but we must live together first, and then help him think! Xiao Bai: "As long as he has something on his mind, he doesn't need anyone's help. Ocean: "Xiao Bai, there is something I want to tell you solemnly." Xiao Bai: "Say it! Ocean: "Zhong Yuemin loves you!" ! Xiao Bai: "jiaozi is full! Ocean: "I love you ten times more than Zhong Yuemin! ""(well, I'm intoxicated again! Ha ha! ) Xiao Bai: "Take me to work!" Ocean: "Little White!" Xiaobai: "You set a time to invite Zheng Tong and his wife to come home and call Min Yue!" " Ocean: "What else?" Xiao Bai: "Who else?" Ocean: "High-profile!" Xiao Bai: "Min Yue will be invited if he wants to!" " ! "The ocean is happy:" Hey! "

Zhong: I'll take the infantry first. If I hear the explosion, I will know that something has happened to me, and the people behind me will leave quickly.

Ocean: You are the captain! You must be in command at all times. I'll go!

Man Dun: Are you going? Do you know anything about mine clearance? I clearly remember that when we had a demining class, you went back to Beijing on family leave.

Ocean: Bullshit! Never eaten pork, never seen a pig run? I can learn first!

Don't talk when you are full, go straight ahead.

Ocean: Come back! I said go first, go first, nobody robbed me! I was sent by the military authorities to guide your work!

Man Dun: Zhang Haiyang! Don't bluff here under the brand of military organs!

Ocean: Are you still angry? Say it again and I'll crush you!

Later, Mantun was knocked unconscious by the sea. ...

I remember Manton said: If nothing else, he is the only son of the oceanographer. There are seven or eight brothers and sisters in my family! Min Yue, who do you think should go?

I remember another passage: It is said that Min Yue and Haiyang met Gao Yue when they came back from demobilization and assigned jobs. ...

Zhou: You didn't tell me when you came back. Don't you just want to enter the public security bureau? Go ahead, I'll make it for you when you get back.

Zhong: Who said I was going to the public security bureau?

Ocean: Xiao Bai is helping you.

Zhong: No, I have arranged with her for the rest of my life. (Look at Gao Yue)

Zhou: Who is she?

Zhong: My girlfriend.

g: ...

Zhong: When are you and Haiyang on a business trip? Comrade Zhang Haiyang is clamoring to marry you every day!

Zhou: Zhang Haiyang! Let's get married tomorrow!

Zhong: Good! Then drink your wedding banquet tomorrow

Ocean: Who says I can mix if I want to? Drink, drink, drink to death! (turning around)

Zhou: I hate you! (Hit Min Yue hard with the bag and leave)

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A few days later ... in the restaurant. ...

Ocean: Is it true what you said in the street last time?

Xiao Bai: Which sentence?

Ocean: You know what I'm talking about.

Xiao Bai: But you said you wouldn't get married.

Ocean: I take it back.

Xiao Bai: Are you angry?

Ocean: (shaking his head ...) Over the years, I dare not say [I love you] publicly. That's anger.

Xiao Bai: Have you considered it carefully?

Ocean: Think about it.

Xiao Bai: But I haven't decided yet.

Ocean: Then let me help you think. Zhong Yuemin loves you and Qinling Mountains. However, he is not responsible for his love. He is protecting you by staying away from you. I love you too. I can stay with you and not go anywhere.

Xiao Bai: Not going anywhere?

Ocean: Yes, Xiao Bai, I love you. Shall we get married?

Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin ate a chicken (from the home of the political department director), and each of them was warned. Before coming to the parallel bars, Zhang Haiyang gnashed her teeth and scolded, "Because Wu Man hoarded, everyone of us should be warned. This son of a bitch, I must punish him. "

Zhong Yuemin said, "Isn't this just a warning? What's the big deal? You take this too seriously. "

Zhang Haiyang is still angry: "I'm fucking angry. This is called an eagle that has been playing all my life. It pecked my eyes. We are so excellent, how did we fall into the hands of a bumpkin? This cannot end. "

Zhong Yuemin is waiting for Zhang Haiyang with a cart. Zhang Haiyang came and looked at the car: This car belongs to our hospital. Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: Make it look like people's public security. Zhang Haiyang walks around the car: This is Zhou's. I know this goldfish key chain. Zhong Yuemin was surprised: Impossible, I never forget anything. Do you like that girl? Zhang Haiyang smiled: You too, you too. Zhong Yuemin: That's good. I will give you the book and the car. You can give it back to him. I'll go first. Zhang Haiyang: Then why don't you go?

Zhang Haiyang looked at the book and waited for Zhou. Zhou is here. Zhang Haiyang gave her books and a car. Zhou asked: Why didn't he give it to me personally? Zhang Haiyang: Oh, he seems to be in a hurry. Zhou Xiaobai is thoughtful. Zhang Haiyang asked with concern: Is this a banned book? Zhou ignored him and left with Zhang Haiyang bored.

Ha ha, I think of one, which was also the jungle headquarters before the war:

Zhong Yuemin tugged at Zhang Haiyang's coat foot: "Sit down, sit down".

Zhang Haiyang: What are you looking at? There are no flowers on my face.

Don't be sneaky, just say it.

Zhong Yuemin; "Have you talked to Zhou?"

It's through.

"What did you say?"

"She asked me if I loved her."

"What did you say?"

"love"

"What else?"

"She said you like it. Why didn't you say so earlier? "

"It's not too late. . . "Zhong Yuemin long tone.

Yes, as long as you are not married to her, it is not too late.

Don't worry, I will definitely not marry her.

Zhong: Zhang Haiyang, why don't you take money when you go out? I'm starving.

Ocean: I thought you still had money there, but you didn't either. It's nice to have a dollar with you. I am sweating because I am hungry.

Zhong: I am hungry. I haven't bought a ticket yet.

Here comes the ticket inspector. .....

Zhong: Nothing. Let me explain. Then you stay as a hostage and I'll go back to the army to get the money.

Ocean: Don't be a hostage. I'm going back to the army to get the money.

Zhong: After all, the military staff has more face than a small company commander like me. You can't run away from this kind of thing. This kind of thing has to be left to our comrades working at the grassroots level to run errands.

Ocean: No, no, no, it's boring. It's not the first time you've pushed me out of Leiding at this time.

Zhong: Zhang Haiyang, you behaved badly enough this time.

Here comes the ticket inspector. .......

Flight attendant: "Comrade, please show me your ticket."

Zhong: "Listen to me."

Policeman: "Please take out your tickets and hurry up."

Zhong: "I don't have a ticket."

Policeman: "Then make up a ticket quickly, and you will be fined."

Ocean: "Comrade police, we have no money on us. When we arrived at the station. . . "

Policeman: "Which unit are you from?"

Ocean, Zhong: "We are soldiers."

Stewardess: "How fresh. Do soldiers also ride cars? "

Ocean: "How can you talk? Who cleaned the car?

Flight attendant: "Well, I've seen many of you. There are many reasons for finding a few tickets every time. Either the money was stolen by the thief, or I did something good like Lei Feng. "

Ocean: "How about being polite? There is a reason why we didn't buy tickets. How can you hurt someone without listening to an explanation? I think your attitude is too bad. "

Flight attendant; "I serve the people, not evaders. There are a thousand reasons for not buying tickets by car, and it cannot be used as a reason for evading tickets. "

Ocean: "I think you are a fool, bent on telling us to evade tickets."

Stewardess: "Why are you still cursing?" Evading tickets and cursing? "

Ocean: "Who is cursed? I mean, your brain is not good. Is this called swearing? "

Policeman: "All right, take your things and come with me. Is it reasonable to evade tickets? " ? Go ahead, go ahead. "

Ocean: "When you leave, you have to take care of your meals everywhere. Go ahead. "

Zhong: "all right, ocean."

In the office of the station police station, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin stood at the table with their hands behind their backs, and the director was on the phone.

Webmaster: "How do you do, Deputy Director Wang? I am Director Sun of the station police station. Hello, hello. There is one thing I want to ask. I have two comrades here, who are said to be officers in your army. I have read the documents, and they are complete. I want to check whether there are these two people in your army, one is Zhong Yuemin and the other is Zhang Haiyang. . . Yes, it is right to have these two comrades. . . It's no big deal, but they didn't buy a ticket by car and said they had no money in their pockets. . . Ok, I'll put him on the phone. Come on, Zhang Haiyang answer the phone. "

Zhang Haiyang; "Deputy Director Wang, this is Zhang Haiyang."

Director; "Zhang Haiyang, what the hell are you doing? Why don't you buy a ticket by car? "

Zhang Haiyang: "Well, Zhong Yuemin, the company commander of the reconnaissance battalion, and I went to Wu Man's house to visit his parents. Yes, Wu Mandun, who died in this operation, was awarded second-class merit in the army. That's him. . . "

Director; "I asked you why you didn't buy a ticket?"

Zhang Haiyang: "We gave all the money to his parents and forgot all the fares left behind. We want to go back to the army to get money to make up the tickets, but the police comrades regard us as fugitives (unconvinced) and are very vigilant (dissatisfied). . . . "

Director: "Let's talk about it when you come back. Come back first. "

Zhang Haiyang; "Deputy director wang, we were detained by the police station. As a rule, the army should send a car to pick us up. Would you please talk to the deputy chief of staff at headquarters and ask him to send someone to pick us up? "

Director: "What's the big deal? Why do you need someone to lead you? I will come back by myself and take money to make up the ticket. "

Zhang Haiyang: "But it is more than 20 kilometers away from the army. We don't even have the money to take the bus. If we get caught again, then. . . "

Director: "Borrow some money from Director Sun of the police station?" Return the ticket together when you make up the ticket. "

Zhang Haiyang: "Good"

On the bus back to the army, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin were misunderstood by the conductor and sat there silently in a bad mood; At this time, a thief stole a passenger's wallet and was found by another passenger. The passengers immediately stopped the thief's behavior. The thief denied it and stopped the driver. Together with three accomplices, he pulled the passenger under the car and punched and kicked him. At this moment, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin rushed out of the car and exchanged glances. They are so angry that they want to find sandbags to hit them. ) Zhang Haiyang said to Zhong Yuemin, "Are your fingers itchy?" Go up. "Two people rushed up, three times five times two times to knock four gangsters down. Brother Lian had a beautiful affair here, but unfortunately he kicked in the middle and took it back, otherwise the actor could not stand it. ) They helped the passengers back to the car, which was cheered.

Zhang Haiyang said, "It's really not enough. I lay down before I hit it. "

Zhong Yuemin: "Driver, drive, we have to get back to the army."

Driver: "What about those guys?"

Zhong Yuemin: "There is a small town ahead. Ask the local police to take them to the hospital (then Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin smile at each other). Don't worry, they can't get away. They have to lie down for at least three months. "

Zhang Haiyang is in Zhong Yuemin's house to discuss how to clean up this little bastard, while Zhong Yuemin pours water for Zhang Haiyang. Uncle Zhang Haiyang usually sits in a chair with his legs crossed. These two people look serious.

Zhong Yuemin: "Is there a result?"

Zhang Haiyang: "It's all figured out. My people tracked down the little bastard and lived with Li Kuiyong in a tube-shaped building near Taoranting. "

Zhong Yuemin: "What are you going to do next?"

Zhang Haiyang: "I think Li Yuanchao's idea is unrealistic. He always tried to kill that little bastard on the pretext of self-defense. Do you think this method is desirable? "

Zhong Yuemin (thoughtfully): "To be honest, there are many ruthless people in our circle, but almost no one really dares to kill people. This is the biggest difference between us and little bastards. In my opinion, Li Yuanchao is a badminton fan. I seem to have never seen him take part in a fight in person. "

Zhang Haiyang (suddenly showing his lost face and pointing viciously at Zhong Yuemin): "I ask you, do you dare to kill anyone?"

Zhong Yuemin (a little guilty, but still calm and gentle): "I dare not, dare you?"

Zhang Haiyang (reluctantly withdrawing his hand, bowing his head, softening his tone and bitter): "I dare not" (~ _ ~! ), and then excited "but little bastard dare! If we fight him, you and I will lose psychologically first! He has no scruples. If he comes up, he will kill him! We will lose a lot! This is the problem. Fighting and killing are two different things! "

Zhong Yuemin: "Hey, you won't report that little bastard's address to the public security bureau, will you?"

Zhang Haiyang (squinting at Zhong Yuemin): "What do you say?"

Zhong Yuemin (frowning): "That's disappointing. It's like when we fight with someone and lose, we go to their parents and say,' Your child hit me, and your parents don't care?' In that case, our reputation will be ruined. "

Zhang Haiyang (agrees): "That's right! This method is not advisable. The best way is to catch this little bastard ourselves, clean him up and hand him over to the public security bureau. "

Zhong Yuemin (agrees, leans over): "Yes! What about the ocean? Do you have the courage? "

Zhang Haiyang (scorning Zhong for asking such a question): "When have brothers ever been afraid of jokes?" ! Isn't it just a little bastard, just the two of us, and we need to call an extra helper, even if it's our buddy! "

Zhong Yuemin (briefly thinking): "We must get rid of Li Kuiyong. If he were here, it would be two against two. If the trouble is not good, we will be cleaned up by them. "

Zhang Haiyang (he waved his hand and began to come up with a bad idea _): "This is easy to handle. Let's draw the tiger away from the mountain, find some buddies to make trouble at their house and ask Li Kuiyong to come back. As soon as he left the tube-shaped building, we immediately broke into the house! "

Zhong Yuemin (making a decision): "Let's do it! ! "

Two people * * * business "plan", to * * * knowledge, carefree heart, a toast.

That night, several men in Zhang Haiyang Second Hospital smashed the glass of Li Kuiyong's house. Li Kuiyong's mother begged her fourth son to call her eldest son, Li Kuiyong, who was drinking with the little bastard home. At this point, Zhong Yuemin and Zhang Haiyang are lurking in the dark corridor of the little bastard's hiding place. ...

They looked at the door of the little bastard's house.

Zhong Yuemin (whispering): "What time is it?"

Zhang Haiyang (looking at his watch): "It's half past ten." (looking at the door)

Zhong Yuemin: "Li Kuiyong's brother will come soon."

Zhang Haiyang: "Is he sure to come?"

Zhong Yuemin (explaining in a low voice): "Of course. Li Kuiyong is the son of his parents, and his younger brothers and sisters are still young. Think about it, it's been three or nine days now, the glass at home is broken, the north wind is blowing, and no one can sleep well. "

Zhang Haiyang (half boasting and half hurting Zhong Yuemin): "Only you can think of this kind of injury."

Zhong Yuemin (back): "Fuck you!"

Li Kuiyong's younger brother appeared at the end of the corridor, and Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin bent down with boxes and other sundries in the corridor as bunkers.

……

After Li Kuiyong left, Zhang Haiyang and Zhong Yuemin stood up, took out the most effective short stick from her pocket, crept to the door of the little bastard, looked at each other, and the clock kicked the door open. They rushed into the room and confronted the little bastard who wanted to sleep, but felt abnormal and had a knife in his hand.

Zhong Yuemin (calmly but menacingly): "Little bastard, you put that blunt knife down. Or I'll break your arm. "

Little bastard: "Good expert! You hit my knife with a short stick. It seems that you have missed me for a day or two ",(to Zhong Yuemin)" You must be Zhong Yuemin ",(to Zhang Haiyang)" What's your name? " We've met. "

Zhang Haiyang (viciously): "Cut the fucking crap, aren't you the number one killer in Beijing? What's the ability to make it out! "

Little bastard (one pair of two, unsure, trying to stall the army): "Dude, is this unfair?" You two won't let me get dressed when you deal with me. If this gets out, it will affect your faces. "

Zhong Yuemin (not buying): "Come on, let's go naked. Anyway, we are all anonymous and there is nothing to lose face. "

Little bastard (with fierce eyes and threats): "Zhong Yuemin, dare you fucking kill me?"

Zhong Yuemin (fearless, revenge): "I don't want to kill you. I will only cripple you. "

Little bastard (shouting): "But I dare to kill you. Do you believe it? " Get out of the way if you dare not change your life! "

Zhang Haiyang (tired of waiting): "Fuck you, fuck you!"

There was a fight, and the little bastard ran away, but Zhang and Zhong didn't catch up. Zhang Haiyang threw the stick to the ground in anger and scolded, "Fuck, I let this grandson get away again!" " "