Funny space: If life betrays me, I hope it is sold by weight.

1. If a man calls you back after a game, remember never to play with someone who is worse than his teammates.

If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and there is not a day suitable for going to school in the long years.

I always told myself that I would die if I ate too much, but it turned out that I was not afraid of death.

Song Meiling said that she liked the French phoenix tree, and Chiang Kai-shek planted phoenix trees all over Nanjing. If you like strawberries, I can plant them around your neck.

6. It's not your puppy love that disappoints your parents, but your object is not me.

7. I took a sip of milk and forgot who you are. I was drinking milk.

8. What is success? Ma Yun didn't even get a chance to see it. Tell me you saw it.

9. When my wife was taking a shower, I looked at her mobile phone and found her voice chat with her mother-in-law. The wife said: I'm bored in my chest today, and I'll beat him up later to vent my anger. Mother-in-law: Don't do anything unreasonable, just turn over the old accounts first.

10. I admire people who can carry the whole audience when playing games. I'm different. I'm sorry.

1 1. When will you have an affair? I'm still waiting outside the wall.

12. Feel sick. I still don't Baidu. Anyway, every time Baidu is finished, I want to draw up a will first.

13. If you want to be your heart in the next life, you won't jump if you are bored.

14. Please don't bask in gifts on Valentine's Day, bask in your boyfriend or girlfriend, and there may be the same paragraph or even explosions.

15. The little girl was incompetent and failed to slap her son's lover and let her take her place.

16. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

17. I deleted all the ugly ones on the list and left the uglier ones.

18. Don't get angry with boys easily, so he doesn't like it. Don't doubt this and that easily, so that he can't stand it. Learn from Pan Jinlian. Poison people you don't like. It's a simple thing. Try not to make noise if you can, and try not to leave anyone if you can. No wonder goblins are scrambling to marry Tang Priest. They can live without stewing.

19. As soon as I saw your husband, I knew you were my sister.

20. In fact, when we were young, we were all thin and not fat at all, but later the phrase "no leftovers" ruined our lives.

2 1. God gave you a face to pick up girls, and you became gay.

22. Being good-looking is really painful. You monsters won't understand.

If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can be handsome to death.

24. Don't think that I am lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

25. The face is big and cute. Holding a cheek is like holding a soft marshmallow.

26. If you want a red envelope for the Spring Festival, please talk to me privately now, so that I can delete you without affecting my Spring Festival.

27. If ten years later, your husband quarrels with you all day, and your children's academic performance is not good, will you regret not chatting with me privately today and looking for someone else?

Weibo's popular classic sentence: If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.

1. There are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

You are so old that you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep well without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of your life, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and your children are still you.

It is true that crying children have candy to eat. Some people pick up road idiots, some send cowards, and some do not know how to cook. Blx found a shoulder to lean on. On the contrary, you can do anything and do everything by yourself, so you have to be single until now.

I know you won't come with me if I reach out, so I reach out and trip you, and you really stand up and chase me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

6. I am a white-collar worker. Today, I got paid, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oil and rice, touched my pocket, and lamented that my salary was white-collar again this month.

7. I don't know where I come from. I don't study hard and do nothing all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.

8. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet!

9. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. I'm so cute, you can lose your temper and be speechless!

10, if you want to be with me, please tidy up the relationships around you first, and don't make me jealous, because I'm too lazy to argue with them and tell you.

1 1, in fact, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I don't agree with my own eyes. There is no upper limit for my food intake, but there is no lower limit for my grades. People are ugly, and my friends prefer to stay at home. When you are single, you are always sentimental, and when you have no money, you are willful.

12, I hope you understand that I am open-minded about everything, but this does not affect my grudges.

If it makes people sad, the falling tears easily betray my soul.

First, how deep love, how helpless, how desperate.

Second,? Can you not love? , but can't be ignored? .

What would my life be like without you? I can't imagine.

Fourth, we said that we should have a good sleep and don't separate our hands.

5. Is love really that simple? As long as two people are together, they can get happiness.

6. You don't know what I think. It doesn't matter that you will always be.

Seven, the music box of memory rotates and pours out sadness.

Thank you for giving me irreplaceable pain.

Nine, accompanied by emptiness and loneliness, I walked silently.

You are my angel, if I ignore your disdain for me.

Like a long illness, people are lazy.

How can I forget that we are no longer us?

Thirteen, love finally failed to stand the test and quietly left.

Fourteen, youth, let us learn to be sad, learn to be brave, and learn to smile.

Fifteen, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

Sixteen, after the sweetness, there will always be only deep bitterness.

Seventeen, memories are beautiful, as long as you can let go of the past.

Eighteen years old, even though we will be apart, the memory will never fade.

Nineteen, a person walks too much and tears keep turning.

At the age of twenty, who left me with humble promises and unbridled loneliness?

21. Through the lens, we can clearly see the world's 1.

You will always have a regret for what you have done.

Twenty-three, we are intersecting lines, only parting and missing after meeting.

24. Every time I change your information, I will ponder it many times, although it is clear that it is not me.

Twenty-five, I can't, how can I admit that you are the one I shouldn't love?

Twenty-six, easy to cry betrayed my soul.

Time always flies so fast that people have no time to remember what happened.

Twenty-eight years old, my feelings have recovered, and it is still so beautiful.

Twenty-nine, you have hinted at the prelude to parting. Let me make up my mind to speak first and let go first.

Thirty, don't expect your love, just wait for your greeting.

20 19 Sexspace, I hope someone will tell me.

1. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.

3, moving is not necessarily love, but the emotion that is not moved is nothing!

4. The most painful thing in life is that you know you are going to lose, but it hasn't happened yet.

No matter what happens in the future, I will never let go of your clenched hand again.

6, a wait, in exchange for a promise, a promise, a paper crane to keep an appointment.

7. Dark clouds, dense rain, rainbows and lightning are just like our beautiful accidents.

8. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then dripping into tears.

Fuck you. Do you know how brave I am to love you?

10, you know you need to let go but you can't, because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

1 1, choose the person who makes you happy, and take a good life path, not the person you want to please hard.

12, before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that.

13, people are naturally full of anxiety about the world. They are full of anxiety about the world because they can't see through a person's heart.

14, you said you would accompany me to that day, little husband, I love you.

15, the fool who is willing to stay and waste time with you is true, and the fool who is willing to waste his expression and quarrel with you really loves you!

16, love is not nostalgia, not enthusiasm, but years, and years have become a part of life.

17, without free love, you will die slowly and naturally.

18, the person who cares most, values most, is the most special person and cherishes most is you.

19, if happiness is not difficult. I'd rather suffer myself.

20. Sad love songs are repeated on demand, and my tired heart is bound. I want to live alone in the future.

2 1, nothing is eternal, and nothing is long. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

22. You don't know what it's like to give up but still love.

23. Where there is love in the heart, there is fire in the chest.

24, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions, I am by your side, you are still going the wrong way!

25. Shake hands with handsome men, talk with profound men, communicate with successful men and live with ordinary men.

26. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

If you want to play with me, don't blame me for playing with you.

28. I love you and just want to scream your name hysterically.

29. Every autumn, it seals up sadness, collects memories, sets out and goes to dreams.

30. My tears are shed for you, but I have set up a beautiful flower umbrella for you in my heart.

3 1, love exists in the desire to give, and regards the happiness of the lover as your own happiness.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, she is just lonely.

33. In the future, what you put in your heart, what you hold in your arms, and what you press on your body are all me.

34. Love is the conquest of two people, and only conquest can maintain long-term love.

Don't always wait. Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.

36. Nima, you are mine, and you will never run away.

37. Love is a multiple-choice question and must be chosen. Sometimes having no choice is also a choice.

Love is hard to put in, but once put in, it is even harder to get out?

39. It's really ridiculous that you can't even give your heart in love.

40. I need time. Please give me time to love you.

4 1, a person's small life, a person's carelessness, a person's good mood.

42. I thought only people in love would become fools. It turns out that unrequited love will be more stupid.

43. Hold your hand and take your son. Hold your hand and sleep with your son. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Holding your hand, what can my husband ask for?

44. If you love, you don't have to say you're sorry. If you complain, you are willing.

45. The pure white of the stars is still beautiful even if it is contaminated. The stars on the horizon will eventually slide down the sky.

46. I said long live being single, but I will remain silent when I see the happiness of two people.

47. When a woman falls in love with a man, she will never see his shortcomings.

48. Don't possess me and love you, so you can hurt me coldly.

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

I want to lie with you like this. From the prime of life, I will die in the blink of an eye, very happy.

5 1, it turns out that there are some feelings. There will still be time to take a loophole and squeeze back into strangers.

52. I can't think of an excuse to save it, and I can't find a reason to stay.

I hate it when you talk to me casually after a quarrel.

54. When I grow up, this society has taught me that there is no heart, no feelings, no itching, no pain and no concern.

I lost too much, but I also lost you in the end.

56. In my eyes, there is a story that belongs to us.

57. In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

58. If loving you was a mistake from the beginning, then I want to make a mistake again.

59. There are always moments when you have to hide your thoughts. The most unbearable things in life are always hidden deepest and most closely.

60. Willing to be a prisoner of your love.

6 1, women refuse love with friendship. Men exchange friendship for love.

62. I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily; Not that I don't love you, but in my heart.

63. If love is a rag doll with daily necessities, it will go away happily, and you are my secret of disrepair.

64. How beautiful love is, but it is fragile. How beautiful love is, but fragile.

65. I don't want to sleep when I miss you, and I don't want to wake up when I dream about you. To tell you the truth, I miss you very much, but I don't want to disturb you.

66. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.

67. We are just two sides of the same paper. How can we separate?

68, you don't look for me, I don't look for you, what is our relationship now.

69. Everything can be cured, except love.

70. Fear of love is not nothing. It is derived from me, so I have to believe it for no reason.

7 1. People who live in hope can dance without music.

72. You must have hired a very good lawyer to live in my heart. He made a perfect defense for every mistake you made.

We are not really afraid of losing, but we are afraid that there is no better substitute.

74. If memory is a square city, then, for you, I would like to draw a prison and trap myself in it.

75. There is no comfort. No greetings. I always swim alone.

76. I met you at the age of 60, but I also lost the color of the flowers.

77. Feelings are at stake, and distrust between two people is the absolute ending.

78. Choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, as long as there are three points: I don't lie to you, I don't hurt you, and I am willing to accompany you.

79. Pretend to be struck by lightning, from scratch.

80. If I was important, how could you forget?

8 1, I hope someone will tell me that sometimes thinking about me will make him feel bad.

82. I don't need to be wronged to please anyone, and I'm not that great.

83. Every story will end, but in life, the end of every story is also a new beginning.