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Pick up hot chicks's sentence (20 love words)

1

"You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen."

"What about the first one?"

"The first one is my girlfriend."

"Aren't you single?"

"So would you like to be my girlfriend and be the first beautiful girl?"

2

You asked me how much I love you.

It's about meeting you again a hundred times.

It will fall a hundred times.

three

My girlfriend is like Google.

Because she knows everything?

No, because everything I am looking for is on her.

four

Do you have a lighter?

not have

Then how did you light up my heart?

five

I want to say ...

Many times I don't know how to express it.

Love is always hidden in the eyes.

Do you know that this sentence is also hidden?

six

Hey, give me your hand.

What! ?

I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.

seven

Today is 520. Oh, what should I do today?

Confess!

Well, I like you!

eight

I need your help to do something very important.

what's up

Be my girlfriend.

nine

What are you doing?

I was thinking about you.

10

Aren't you with your girlfriend?

I don't have a girlfriend.

Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess?

Am I not chatting with her?

1 1

Confucius said: Look before you leap.

1...2...3 ...

I like you.

12

I like girls.

Full of personality, gentle and virtuous, filial to parents.

He won't lose his temper, he will reason with me,

Will give me gifts, will accompany me to coquetry.

Shorter than me, with long hair.

It would be perfect if you had a pair of big eyes.

It's a pity that you only take up six words

The girl I like.

13

I hear that girl is good at keeping house.

I want to hear more about it in my lifetime.

14

Your father is a thief, isn't he?

Why?

He stole the stars as your eyes.

15

Do you smell something?

no

Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

16

Little sister, little sister, where are you sitting?

Taurus, what about you?

I did ... I made it for you.

17

I don't complain about life anymore.

Why?

I want to hug you.

18

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake

If you accept it, save it.

If you don't accept it

Just send these three words back to me

19

Will you shut up?

I didn't speak.

Then why is your voice all I can think about?

20

Do you know why you are taller than me?

Why?

Because God knows boys have to bow to their wives.