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What did Nine Jianxian of Perfect International say?

The Nine Sword Immortals' Royal Sword came like the wind. In addition to evil spirits between heaven and earth, there are also wine and pleasure. Without wine, I drank all the river water in one breath, and then swallowed the sun and the moon. I am not drunk, but I am the only weapon: Shen Yue 1. Ten-year-old lamp with night rain.

I live in Junnanhai, Beihai, and I can't send geese to deliver books.

Peach and plum spring breeze, a glass of wine, ten years of night rain.

Governing a family has four walls, and governing a country is not a matter of three fold.

I think my reading head is white, and the ape across the stream is crying and smoking.

2. Feng Gechu is crazy

Chu madman, Fengming, the sword goes three thousand miles;

The fire in the stone, the body in the dream, the misty rain of a lifetime.

3. A thousand miles is fast, and the wind is fast.

Heart wins heaven and earth, but firm but gentle is absent.

As a matter of fact, as long as a person has the noble spirit of ambition and wisdom, he can be poised in any occasion and enjoy the infinite comfort of thousands of miles.

4. Longlin is broken

Hidden dragons break for nine days and laugh proudly for decades.

The east wind awakens the heroic dream, which means that the weather is declining and the moon is changing.

5. Laugh and dance.

I once flogged a famous horse because I was drunk, and I was afraid of being tired of beauty.

Playing chess, joking, and doing Kunqu dance are all in the palm of your hand.

6. wake up and face the world

Drunk on her beautiful knees,

Aware of the power of the world.

Looking back, dreams come true,

Go home through the snow.

7. Ten Steps to Kill a God

Ten steps to killing death,

There is no one left in a thousand miles.

After that, brush your clothes,

Cold blade has no fairy soul.

8. About the loneliness of eternal sadness

A thousand years of sigh, a thousand years of sorrow.

Who stole the fleeting time, the old hero and the beautiful woman in white?

Brave and fearless, the dream is not old.

Laugh * * * words come the way, feather fan boy, charm.

9. Punish Heaven Emperor

Beauty smiles at the mountain, and Shura's bloody fighting spirit fades.

If you wake up early, God will punish you for nothing, and dare to teach the sun and the moon to change the weather.

10. Heaven and earth are inhuman.

A stick swings into a mountain of white bones, and a bloody heart of Bichi is still idle.

The flowing peach blossoms suddenly went away, and it was another unknown world.

1 1. God cries and flowers wither.

Half-life loneliness is because of ice wine, heartless and affectionate.

The fallen flowers are full of fragrance, with a touch of sunset red.

12. One leaf and one bodhi

A flower and a world, a leaf and a bodhi. Rivers flow forever.

Don't waste the mountains and rivers forever, because Ercao's name is ruined.

It is not enough to kill Longcheng by hand, but it is obvious that the blade fell from the sky. 16P Become a Buddha in situ.

Now it's foggy, and the sword is anathema.

Years don't remember, a bloody battle is not my wish.

Cangyundu

It's a celebrity head that can't be cut off, and it's an endless glass of wine.

Last year, Gillian asked in her dream that the geese had no worries.

Leng Yue buried the flower soul.

Leng Yue buried the flower soul and crossed the sword shadow in the cold pond.

The return time is faint, and the three rivers indulge.

Xiao yi da Jiang heng

Laugh when you go out. The wind in Cangling is just right.

Through the clouds and the moon, the name is floating, and the famous guns are prosperous.

Young woman's face and peach blossom-miss a peerless beauty

The moonlight is like water, like the sky, and the peach color is unknown. Where is the face?

Blood shadow flies like rain, the night road is cool and the cold light is messy.

The majestic spirit of Kunlun Mountain will last forever.

According to the liver and gallbladder Kunlun, a glass of wine.

Try to be Pangu today and split the world.

Nine sorrows of destroying the sun

Don't complain about the injury, accompany you to drink and laugh for 30 thousand games.

How to play with your heart? I only know that brother Jin is busy taking pictures of the sun.

Bloody sunset red

Make a living, the fairy caresses the top.

The top is the peak, there is no horizon.

Who * * * is drunk again?

Blood is thicker than love, too lazy to talk about romance, and ask who is drunk with a smile.

Who can match, Jiangnan Jiangbei, the staff refers to three Wan Li rivers and mountains.

Huazui San Qian ke

There are three thousand guests in the hall, and forty States have one sword and frost.

Heroes are ruthless, where can they get fat tears.

A gobbledygook-level gobbledygook

"One man guards it." One man guards it, and ten thousand people can't force it. If you want to force it, Naer will come.

"Peach Death" escaped and flourished.

"karma fire" is a nine-fold karma fire, eliminating evil.

"Genius boy" has been endowed with great spiritual strength, which can cut off thieves all over the world.

Broken Fighter saved the king's world and won him fame before and after his death.

Kuafu disappeared day by day in the past, but now it hides the sun.

"Laughing and Twisting Flowers" laughs and twists flowers, and the spirit is bright and open. Once you become a Buddha, you become a demon.

In "Man Jiang Hong", the strong men eat pork hungry and talk about their thirst for Hun blood.

The Moon on a Night of Fire is full of atmosphere, and all the methods are completed at this time.

Second-class red tape article

"Pull one hair and move the whole body" pulls one hair and moves the whole body, and the world is like a rainbow.

"Pear Blossom misty rain" misty rain does not wet Jiangnan clothes, and its posture is idle.

"Red Lotus" has a career of 3,000 generations, and red lotus blooms in the dream.

"Chiyou" is a hero who takes milk as his eyes and his mouth as his navel. He is fearless.

Peach Blossom Fan is a bloody peach blossom fan, dancing lightly for nine days.

[Stubby hoof] Stubby hoof, general bow and arrow.

"Samadhi true fire" burned the black soil red, and the fire dyed Tianchi into a sea of blood.

"Kill the Wolf" is currently a guest in Pojun. In a previous life, it was a wolf in the wilderness, and it has returned to its hometown after a bloody road.

"Bathing couples" Birds bathe in fire and become a phoenix, while people meet rivers and lakes and become buddhas.

Three-level heavenly book

"Sing a Song about Wine" Wine is hot and fragrant.

"The corner of smoke" is the corner of smoke, and there is no shadow. On a moonlit night in Xun Mei, there was no trace on the snow.

"Red Refinement" red refined the North Sea into blood, and the snake moved the dragon to control the sky.

"Yangguan" advises you to drink one more glass of wine. There is no Yangguan people in the west.

"Beauty fragrance" has no trace of beauty fragrance, while Huayang has no trace.

In the dream of "Leaving Songs", no one listens to songs. Affectionate and heartless?

Bing Xin in the Jade Pot is painted in red blood, and there is a piece of Bing Xin in the jade pot.

Collapse, chapter of collapse, song of Chu music. Or die in obscurity, or defeat hordes.

"Blood Sprinkle" Peach blossoms fall in the blood rain, and the hurricane suddenly crosses the path.

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"Wind, Tiger, Yunlong" The wind, tiger and Yunlong meet, talking and laughing, and let the world know.

"Gouhun" is a swallow dance that flies lightly in the palm of your hand, and Gouhun is the fragrance of wine.

"Burning Love" burns love with flame, extinguishes love with flame, and abandons love without affection. Heaven and earth are mine.

"Fate" hangs in the sky like an elephant. When it comes to bad luck, there is a dry Kun in the luck, and life is in the palm of your hand.

"Rose Sting" The rose was stabbed in the back and the beauty was poisoned.

Autumn of accident, night of revolution. In the name of heaven, wash the evil land with blood.

"Like the spring breeze" is like a tree in front of the Buddha, and the spring breeze is like a bath. If I smell it, the sky is like a note.

"Jiangnan" traveled thousands of miles in the south of the Yangtze River when it was filmed on the pillow.

What is the price of "weak water three thousand" weak water three thousand? True water has no fragrance.

five

Meditation (D) Meditation is like a mountain.

"Tsunami" roared in the sea, tides and clouds on both sides of the Taiwan Strait laughed, trying to compete with arrogance.

The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. There is no tomb of Wuling heroes, no wine, no flower hoe for farming.

"Celebrating the birthday in the local area" is specially for the elderly, and it is specially for the media every day.

Heaven and earth are insufficient, and people get the essence of heaven and earth.

Amazing grace amazing grace, so sweet, has been forgiven.

"Beauty Snake" comes gently and takes away your soul name.

"four are empty", four are empty, and the heart is self-connected.

"Desert Ganquan" The desert is full of Ganquan, and the oasis shows its heart.

"Tianxiang" is heard in the ear, and Tianxiang clouds are floating outside.

"Cupid" God gives good skills to make people laugh.

The waves and winds on the lake are wide and the water is light.

In the eyes of many arrogant people, "from hating heaven", the sword soul leaves hating heaven.

"Red lips" drink evil blood enemies, drunk lying red lips.

"Thirteen Pacific" hooligans also have their days, playing in Wan Chai.

"The Realm of the Empty" is mysterious, all the wonderful things are empty, and there is no such thing as a six-level princess laughing-the princess fell in love with the country with a smile, not on purpose. Stay away from hating heaven-how many arrogant people are there in your eyes, and your soul is far away from hating heaven. Discoloration of heaven and earth-brandishing a knife changes color of heaven and earth, and moving a knife changes color of the sun, the moon and the sky. Three flowers gather at the top-cold dreams, sunny days and warm winds. Bolu chansons-Notes on Bolu Xiang. I wish you a long life. Prajna soup-stepping on lotus and thirsty Prajna soup. North Ghost-There is a fish named Kun in the North Ghost. Heaven and earth have me, and my name is Buddha. Carmine tears-a glass of wine can solve business, and peach blossoms fall like rain. Ice-nine rivers are dragons and foxes, and ice depends on wandering on the water. Hidden dragon-hidden dragon in the deep, flying dragon in the sky. Save the world-who owns this building? Turn things around, your destiny. Seven-level midnight songs-midnight songs are all over the building. Go to Xizhou to find lotus seeds.