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We'll talk at the end of the weekend

1, the weekend is over, so you should go to bed early at night, and you will be hungry after playing football and staying up late.

2. The mahjong game ends at the weekend and will continue tomorrow! Keep the record of losing money in three consecutive games.

The beginning of the weekend also means the end of a week and the beginning of a new week.

I finally remembered that I didn't take the pineapple I bought in the supermarket on Friday. No wonder the food I ate at home didn't last the weekend.

On the weekend, three brothers and sisters chatted and finally came up with a puzzle. I said my sister was too stupid, and it took more than ten minutes. My sister said I was more stupid and I haven't spelled it yet.

6. The children and mother-in-law will come back at the weekend, and finally the road to black cooking is coming to an end. Today, I rolled noodles, suspecting that I made them myself.

7. The compact and joyful weekend is over, with the rhythm of doomsday carnival. A brand-new life is about to begin, and there is a gloomy mulberry fermenting.

8. Pessimistically think that today is Saturday, tomorrow is Sunday, and the weekend is over. I didn't want to get up at first, but then I got up thinking about buying food and cooking.

9. The feeling of being taken care of makes people want to go back to Sister Lu's house often. The food cooked by two chefs is short of a photo. The weekend is over, and now I'm back at school and start classes every week.

10, I made up a puzzle and drew a walking map. The walking map exhausted me, because it was crawling and looked bigger. . I did a lot of micro-high energy and death endings. I wonder if I can finish this trouble at the weekend.

1 1. I thought I could sleep in this weekend, but I was told that there would be a meeting at 9: 30 in the morning. I thought the meeting would end in half an hour, but I couldn't finish the work at noon. It is absolutely poisonous!

12, miss the weekend, the exam is over, meet friends, catch up, go to the movies on Saturday, la la land, Assassin's Creed and Resident Evil all want to watch, play ball on Sunday morning, eat at grandpa's house at noon, and then it's all over.

13, the tired weekend begins at 6: 00 in the morning ... In the afternoon, my brain is not clear, my students' names are confusing, and my temper is bad ... The world is so gloomy, so let's end the weekend quickly.

14, something unhappy happened at home ... Let's retire after the comic exhibition this weekend ... Let's pay attention to what we were concerned about before ... but I won't be in Weibo often ... I don't know when I can come back. ...

15 It's 32 degrees below zero in Heilongjiang. Damn it, ........................................................................................................................................................ silently closed his surprised mouth. The rainy weather in the south will end this weekend, but the temperature in the north will rise again. Where does this put the South?

16, my weekend started and ended in the rain! During these two days' training, I found that the trainers are all young post-90s, and my new colleagues are also from 1996 and 1997. Suddenly I feel that I am the oldest one!