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Tell me about meeting my ex when I was vaccinated.

Whether you are important to a person is not measured by that film. People who love you will treat you as a treasure, and those who don't love you, no matter what you do, it is in vain. I hope all the girls can distinguish clearly and finally find the person who regards you as a treasure.

If it is your girlfriend's first time, be gentle. If not, be gentle with her! Because everyone is stupid sometimes!

No matter how many times, it is very important, because boys dare not imagine the picture of their favorite girl with others.

A wife is like a car. She doesn't care how many hands she has. I'm afraid the former owner still has the key and goes for a ride from time to time. If it is broken, she must repair it herself.

What matters is not whether the first time is there, but what the first time represents. A girl once loved someone so much that she gave her first time to someone else. Is it really acceptable? Are you really not sad to think that the person you love in your arms once loved another person more? Even if a girl takes her away with an eel for the first time, I don't care at all. It's not the movie that matters.

As a girl, I still think girls should respect themselves. Love yourself first, then someone will love you.

I don't care much about the first time. For a person who was sexually assaulted as a child, it is not important because it has been lost. what do you want to do? I am getting more and more calm now, because of love! Hey, hey, it's enough to find someone who is willing to tolerate everything and communicate with each other frequently.

I don't mind if you like it enough. If you don't like it, I don't like ten first times.

I'm afraid she won't forget the man who took her for the first time. Maybe she didn't mention it, but there is always a memory in her heart. In fact, men also need a sense of security.

In fact, I never quite understood why I used the word "give" for the first time. I always feel that the first time belongs to myself rather than anyone else. It was the first time that I changed from a girl to a woman, and it was also the first time that I got the pleasure of falling in love. It belongs to myself, not to others.

I live in an era when I can't be together in bed! The first time is really not that important.

I don't care if it's a girl's first time, but I hope girls can respect themselves and really don't give up their first time too early, at least not in high school or even junior high school! The person who wants you for the first time when you are so young must be an irresponsible love rat who doesn't love you enough.

The biggest regret is not that I missed the best person, but that I have exhausted my best when I met someone better. Feelings are consumables. I just hope you can leave the best of yourself to the right person.

I still hate that you are not a virgin, and the confidence of girls does not come from that film.

He knew that my first time was forcibly taken away by the so-called love rat boyfriend at that time, but one night after I was with him and thought I would get married, he asked me whether he could make me happy or others could make me happy. At that moment, I knew that he didn't love me as much as I thought. Even though he kept apologizing, I still couldn't get over it.

The first time is very important for people who love you. If he doesn't love you and just wants to sleep, the first time probably doesn't matter to him.

To tell you the truth, I care about girls' first time. However, if I really love her and she is not sensible and loses the first time, I regret not knowing her earlier. I cherish her humble pandering to me and I hate people who play with her at the same time. As expressed in Vae's Love Your Past!

This society has given girls too many shackles. Men with wives and concubines will be considered capable, and women will think that easy virtue doesn't love herself. Men always think that their wives are for themselves for the first time, and they want women outside to play casually. Have you ever thought that every girl has her first time, or has been desperate, and finally she has arrived. Or be told that you don't love yourself, or that you are dirty. Women's love leads to vagina, while men's love leads to face and reality.

Many boys care about girls' first time. What about your first time? Why do you look down on others if you are not good at it? Who wouldn't meet a few scum?

Why eat shit to remember?

The first time is very important, but it does not mean everything. If you have a bad relationship for the first time, don't be together from the beginning.

The first time is very important for girls. My girlfriend is, I'm going to marry her. Although there may be small fights now, I will cheer.

I think it's particularly important! Therefore, girls should cherish themselves and not be cheated by love rat. I hope I can leave it to the person who really loves you for the first time and stay with you forever so that you won't get hurt. Of course, I hope you love him.

Now I don't think the first time is very important, mainly because I can find a woman who has lived all her life and still cares about the past. It doesn't matter who I give it to the first time. The important thing is that I loved you once in my life!

When a boy says he cares, he can only say that he likes you but doesn't love you. But the boy says he doesn't care, either he loves you very much, or he doesn't like you at all, or he plays with you, the latter accounting for more than 85%. Ironically, all women regard boys as true love, so there is nothing they can do!

Tell me about driving for the first time.

You are the one who will take me to work and take me home. Later, I will drive. When they are driving, you will always follow me, right in the rearview mirror. Once, you played a racing game with me late, and we were in opposite directions. The first time I drove home, someone was driving behind me. At that moment, I really thought you were excellent. Remember when I first started driving, you followed me to help me clear the way. I don't know how long it will be before I see you again. I just hope that the world will be better for you, and I will be better for people and things around me.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

First, the first time I drove for more than four hours, I felt that my arms and legs did not belong to me.

Second, get up in the morning and it's snowing. The first time I drove on a snowy day, the snow hit the windshield like this. I couldn't bear to scrape it off with a wiper, so I drove slowly. Then, I am not surprised. . . It's late

Third, record the first independent driving. Feel the morning rush hour in Urumqi, and feel that there are only five words to survive!

Fourth, I learned driving for the first time, because it was warm to practice driving in the greenhouse, but the walls were dark and the lights were not turned on. When I was driving, a light suddenly appeared in front of me, which was too exposed in the dark. I, a new generation of road killer, ran my car directly into the wall with a deafening sound. At that moment, everyone was waiting to see my joke. Although the coach didn't scold me, I felt guilty. I really want to drill a hole for you.

5. Record my first drive on the road at the age of 2 1. Didn't you see the word internship at the back? Fuck you!

Sixth, to commemorate the first time I drove into town at night, and completely started the journey of female drivers surfing casually, hahaha.

Seven, daughter-in-law just took a driver's license test. Driving to work for the first time, I found her forehead bruised when I came back. Surprised, I quickly asked her: What's the matter? Collapsed? The daughter-in-law wriggled for a long time before she said weakly, well, she got off the bridge, crossed the three-meter height limit and bowed her head and knocked on the steering wheel.

Eight, make an appointment, get the license for half a year, and drive for the first time today.

9. I drove for the first time today and was discharged from the hospital. I took the wrong lane on the way, but luckily I turned back.

Driving so far for the first time is also a kind of exercise for myself ~ the scenery along the way ~ and finally reach the destination.

1 1. Brother Yun won't go out today. This is my first time to drive to work, to commemorate that I no longer wait for the bus on the road. The passing super-large truck hung my tail by a centimeter. Fortunately, it was a lucky escape. When I arrived at the company, I stopped for 10 minutes and finally stopped.

Twelve, the first independent driving contributed to this snowy day, flying 60 yards.

Thirteen, traffic jam, the first time I feel that my father is driving so unsteadily, and I feel dizzy when I step on the accelerator and brake.

Fourteen, the first time you can drive out by yourself, you should commemorate it! Drivers who don't like driving.

15. The second heavy snow in Ningbo floated down without warning this morning. It's snowing heavily, and I'm a little nervous and scared. This is the first time in my life to drive in snowy weather, but I arrived at the company smoothly.

Sixteen, drive! ! ! Md is nearly three hours late. It's really the first time to take the high-speed rail, and finally I can drive! ! ! !

Seventeen, remember the first time I drove to Pinggu! Find wuli Tingting to ski! I met baby wuli Angel!

18. It took eleven hours to drive on the ice for the first time.

Nineteen, I, I, I finally saw Cheng Ge and drove for the first time, and I'm going to enjoy it with my mobile phone, huh? When did you get off?

At the age of twenty, I experienced driving in heavy snow. I feel that the steering wheel is not working for the first time. I walked for 40 minutes in two hours, worried but grateful.

2 1. It's my first time to drive in Guangzhou, and Zhongshan Avenue, which is super blocked during rush hour, is perfect when I get home from Chemical City, but I fucking parked in the wrong parking space.

Twenty-two, traffic jams make me doubt life! Young driver 10 years old. I can drive in the city for the first time! I'm choking! I certainly can't let anyone go today, because I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom!

Twenty-three, it's too difficult to find the sun. The first time I drove out to do business alone, I bought D afternoon tea. On the way, you can't catch fire without electricity. I don't know how big my shadow area is.

24. Today, I drove to Lake Zi Long to do business. I passed by the school gate. This is the first time I have driven past the school gate. At this time, I remembered one thing. During the winter vacation of my freshman year, I worked part-time in Zhengzhou, and it was very cold on my way to work. I walked alone by the road. I looked up at the lights around me and asked myself when I could have my own place in this city. When have these lights been on for myself? . . Still need to work hard

Twenty-five, driving for the first time at night, arrived in Hengdong County ten minutes earlier than expected. Although I am sleepy and want to sleep, I still have to scold the dog before going to bed. I know that although your life is worthless, my car is valuable. There are also people who drive high beams with cars. If you want to walk in front of me, I will never stop you, and I dare not catch up with you. Just turn on the high beam for a few meters and shake my rearview mirror.

Twenty-six, in order to commemorate the first complete drive on the road today, I also ate what I wanted. Crab crab and his mother met michel platini dopted mother whom they haven't seen for four or five years, and it's good to fall in love with life.

Twenty-seven, crossing the road last night, I met a car and made way. It's great to stop and let us pass first. I first met in Dashenzhou, and then I drove to learn from others.

Twenty-eight, I went to play a fiasco again and tried a new way of customs clearance. The operation of the two old drivers is much better than before. The first time I drove, I just turned over. Today, I can drive my car to the air outlet. In order to take a crooked road, I caught three pieces of coal and turned them into windmills and wandered around in the air. When crossing the tower, I should hook the train and jump over. As a result, one person grabbed the hook first, and the other person grabbed the man and swung over. There is also a stick as a walkway to jump directly on, and the two people are getting better and better and can kill people.

Twenty-nine, driving to work for the first time today, I actually parked my car in a daze.

30. To commemorate the first time I drove a car without soap chips, or to walk at night! That's great. That's great.

Thirty-one, I watched a movie and took my brother home after dinner. Driving home from Binjiang for the first time.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

Tell me about the first flower grower.

First of all, I finally waited for you. It's been three weeks, and the first gardenia has blossomed, with a faint fragrance. Its germination period is long, and its fragrance will last correspondingly. Its moral is: persist for a long time and never give up on yourself. This is the first time I grow flowers by myself. What a surprise!

Second, planting flowers for the first time, I don't want you to blossom and bear fruit ~ I just want you to live well ~

Third, for the first time in my life, I hope she will thrive.

When I was four or eight years old, I planted flowers for the first time. I was very happy. I touched it with my hand, and it turned out to be a flower. Sixteen years later, I unconsciously planted flowers again, and the ending turned out to be the same. I just want to make it clear.

Five, only a sip of water, the first time I realized the fun of growing flowers.

Six, slowly wither, no longer open new flowers, flowers for the first time. Take good care of it and wait for the next prosperity.

Seven, the first vaccination, he secretly cried. The first time you choked in front of him, he looked at you very uncomfortable. He cried. He expects how he will cry on your wedding day! I said, raising a daughter is like raising flowers. When you keep the flowers in full bloom, someone will take your flowerpot away! That kind of mood was when she got married more than twenty years later!

The flowerpots were bare all winter, and I thought the first attempt to plant flowers was over. Spring has come, so many little lives have appeared, full of cuteness and inexplicable little touches.

Nine, the first time you plant flowers, you must live up to expectations!

Ten, the first time I saw the wolf child, I didn't watch it for a minute or two. I watched this movie again at noon today, and finally I was really moved. Zhexiu cried when he said not to leave, and then I saw that he learned to grow flowers and grass, learn to talk and read, and so on. I will come back and wait for 47 years, and I will be severely abused again.

Xi. New flowers are planted for the first time. I hope I can feed it.

12. I planted flowers and plants. Today, Pepe and I went downstairs with flowerpots to shovel dirt and came back to plant them together. It's the first time to raise flowers with flower seeds. I hope they grow up quickly.

Dear Chen Shanjun, my roommate bought several pots of fleshy meat today. This is her first time planting flowers. Dear chenchen, I don't know what to raise or how to raise it.

Planting flowers for the first time, I hope it will live a long life.

Fifteen, rainy days, the first time I want to plant flowers so seriously, these flowers will bring a good mood! I hope it will be beautiful forever!

Sixteen, there is no tripod that can be set up to shoot the nine-day change, but it is good to record it-I raised a hyacinthus orientalis and died, and the rest of the flowers were bitten by insects-I didn't know how to mark the morning glory, peacock grass and cornflower seeds-I really didn't have any planning at all.

Seventeen, the soil culture always forgets to water, and the water is changed and added. I am very grateful to this tenacious baby who has been with me for two years, although I don't know what it is like until now. I haven't seen it blossom since it first withered. Suddenly I told my mother, and she said, how gentle people are who grow flowers. Look at you, you've planted flowers vigorously! Anyway, I remember seeing her for the first time. As long as she doesn't die, I am willing to accompany her through the four picturesque seasons.

Eighteen, before and after Qingming, planting flowers and beans. I like growing flowers in Tomb-Sweeping Day, because I planted flowers for the first time in my life in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Moreover, the flowers are still alive, and they are full of flowers in spring. That's a chrysanthemum I brought home at Ling's house. I was a freshman that year, and my friendship with Ling had just been established. Now we have been close friends for many years.

Nineteen, planting flowers for the first time-white palm. Take care of it patiently like a child: change water for it regularly; Wash its leaves to keep them moist; Pull out old leaves; Wash the roots of vases and flowers to keep enough oxygen in the vases. Thank you for your willingness to grow up with me in the new environment ~ May you grow up as long as possible and witness your growth together!

20. I think daffodils smell so sweet for the first time. I planted flowers for the first time and watched them bloom. Although the time is short, I am still very happy. I really hope that they will continue to bloom, but one day the flowers will wither and people will see its beauty, thus fulfilling its mission in this life.

Twenty-one, raising flowers and fish, feeding for the first time, I hope my fish can live for a long time. Feed it every day and change the water once every half month. Water the meat regularly every Sunday. When there is sunshine, you can take Bao Xiao out to bask in the sun. When there is no sun, let him blow on the balcony. Looking at beautiful living things will make you feel better every day.

Twenty-two, just got home on the third day and fell ill, cutting leaves all morning. For the first time, I planted flowers with people from north and south. You should come on, my little flower!

Twenty-three, my hyacinthus orientalis has blossomed, and the whole room is full of the breath of spring. I love it. This is my first time planting flowers, so happy! Say good night to the flowers on the pillow, good night!

Twenty-four, the first time I planted flowers in my life, I thought of watering once every three months. I am blooming with pride. I was a little excited when I saw the flowers blooming. Most things are really not as bad as I thought. When my colleague gave it to me, I didn't want to answer it at all. I didn't expect them to open and open again.

Twenty-five, the flower language of gardenia is the first time to plant flowers alone! Be a girl as energetic as Huayu.

Twenty-six, my pot of flowers may wither. Although he does it every day, maybe in the wrong way, he will wither. I am not too sad, because I am slowly accepting the fact that the first flower cultivation was declared a failure!

Twenty-seven, help others to raise the result and finally put it in my house. A pot of flowers that I don't want to go back finally bloomed today. I planted flowers for the first time in my life, and it blossomed. I'm really happy, happy, happy!

Twenty-eight, your lily has blossomed! Congratulations on your first successful flower planting.

Twenty-nine, growing such a big head and planting flowers for the first time feels like being a woman for the first time.

I'm 30 years old. I planted flowers for the first time. It is said that my name is Callicarpa, and my nickname is Zhu Zhu!

There are too many beautiful sentences for the first time in life.

There are too many firsts in life, such as being a mother's daughter, a lover, a friend and a colleague for the first time. Among them, we have too many shortcomings and regrets. For everyone, there are too many first confidences in life. Please be tolerant in life and time!

1, there are always too many firsts in life, the first time to fly alone, the first time to drive alone in the capital.

Being a mother for the first time in my life is really hard. I am also trying to learn how to be a qualified mother better. What I need is to help me better adapt to the role of a mother, not to replace it for convenience.

3. Sitting for the first time, laughing for the first time, learning English for the first time, calling mom for the first time, holding a spoon for the first time, there are too many firsts in life. Remember the first time yesterday, baby!

There are too many firsts in life. If you always indulge in this, you will never look forward and never remember the past.

There are so many things in life that you can't think of the way ahead. I don't know how to do it. The more unlucky you are, the more you must hold your horses and cheer silently. You tried for the first time.

6. I heard this song completely for the first time today, and I burst into tears unconsciously. There are too many feelings in my life. I always listen to other people's stories, but it seems like my own life. I accidentally slipped away what we should cherish, so I had to clench my fist and continue the rest of my life. Maybe this is called helplessness.

7. There are too many first experiences in life, and some experiences cannot be repeated.

8. There are too many firsts in life. You can see different scenery if you have the courage.

9. I have the urge to die for the first time in my life. At the beginning, I had too much, and in the future, I can only be relegated.

10, to experience, maybe there is the first time in life, the first time to travel, the first time to cry, the first time to be cheated, the first time.

1 1, life is hard, because there are too many firsts in life, and each time makes you feel uneasy and nervous. But life is easy, and people who experience it for the first time will make you more calm and stronger.

12, there are too many firsts in life, but I am worth carrying. There will always be one tomorrow. It's too hard to live once. Please don't lose yourself.

13, there are many firsts in my life, and there are too many firsts this year. I didn't play the first role well. I want to say, "The rest of my life is long, please give me more advice."

14, there is too much helplessness in life. Like a person but can't do anything. For the first time, I found a girl who is much better than myself. I feel inferior and uncomfortable.

15, life, always try many first times, once you do it, there won't be too many doubts.

16, there are too many firsts in life and I want to write down every time, good or bad, which is worth remembering.

17, this summer, I shed too many tears, so I was eliminated for the first time in my life. It is false to say that I don't complain, but what's the use? In the next three years, I hope you will work harder and prove yourself. It's never too late as long as you work hard.

18, there are too many firsts in the journey of life, the first time holding hands, the first time falling in love, and the first time crying because of lovelorn.

19, life is too short to leave too many regrets, and many of them are not easy for the first time. Thank you for finally overcoming your fear of water and completing deep diving.

20. There are too many first experiences in life. Relax and face any possibility.

2 1, starting a full vegetarian diet today. I don't know how long I can hold on. I always feel sick after eating meat recently. Anyway, there are too many firsts in life that I haven't tried yet. Let the good things happen slowly.

22. No matter when and where, you should rely on yourself and don't pin your hopes on others. To grow up, we must always face problems and solve them independently. There are too many firsts in life. When you break through the first time, you don't need anyone anymore.

23. There are too many times in life when you come back for the first time. I will live a good life and work hard in the future.

24, the first barbecue! There are too many firsts in life, so you must learn to try. There will be different expectations.

25. Life begins to count down from the moment of birth. 33 seasons, too many firsts, there will still be more firsts to experience and work hard!

26. The first growth in life may be the loss of self. It is the first time that we lose our "self" that we realize that everything you insist on is wrong, and it is not completely judgmental to sublimate it to right or wrong.

27. There are too many firsts and too many firsts and endings in life. Cheer up and everything will be all right.

28. There are too many firsts in life, and everyone has to experience, experience, work hard and complete!

29. When I was so big, I drank alone for the first time because I was in a bad mood. I feel so delicious for the first time. For the first time, I felt that I had doubts about life.

30. There are too many firsts in life, so be brave enough to challenge and persist. In the face of family members, we always have a guilt hurdle. It is very difficult for a family member who is most afraid of leaving quietly.

3 1, there are too many firsts in life, and each first time is unforgettable. Come on! Create your own "Dienis record".

32. Times have changed. For the first time, I feel that the order of appearance in life is really important. It's really interesting to sigh at life. I have grown up a lot this year. In retrospect, I missed too much.