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Talk about the circle of friends on August 1st Army Day.

As follows:

1. On the day of the Army Day, we blew the assembly number and carried out a "blessing assault" in the atmosphere of "soldier assault", occupying the communication point, sending sincere greetings and having fun with Jun.

2, one blessing, two loves, Sansheng has the honor to defend the country, get together in all directions, make friends from all corners of the country, and be the first in heptathlon. On August 1 Army Day, I wish the military friends a happy life and all the best.

3. I use cannons to repel mosquitoes, water hoses to disperse heat, airplanes to parachute happiness, chariots to destroy pressure, aircraft carriers to clear the way for peace, and missiles to win good luck. Today is August 1 day. Give a gift for your happiness!

4. On August 1st Army Day, you are the commander-in-chief of the Happy Resistance Army. I report to you that the navy symbolizes your courage to cross the rubicon, the army symbolizes your trouble of losing your armor, and the air force symbolizes your good luck. Please check it!

If we were born in wartime, we can't surf the Internet, wear scarves, make phone calls or send text messages. If I miss you, I can only hide in a shell and go barefoot to find you. Therefore, Army Day pays tribute to the soldiers who guard happiness!