Are there any funny or touching scripts about the construction of new countryside?

Scene: In Hongying Community, Beijing.

props: vegetable basket.

appearance: funny old man. Old man Zheng. Grandma Liu. Grandma mu.

appearance-

The funny old man went into the community and saw Granny Liu and Granny Mu who were coming back from buying vegetables.

Funny old man: Granny Liu, are you back from shopping?

granny Liu: oh, it's a funny old man. should we get ready when we go back?

Funny old man: Granny Liu, you are really my bosom friend! Since I joined the dance, I have become much more handsome. Do you know what many people call me? Saw me from a distance and shouted "-handsome boy! -handsome guy! The handsome guy is back! " I am flattered. Now I have to learn to dance even in my dreams. Since I became a different person, have I become a legendary dancer?

grandma Liu: funny old man, let's go to the dance class to learn dancing tonight. I'll wait for you tonight. There are still many steps I haven't learned yet. I just can't remember them when I'm old. Let's have a good exchange in the dance class later. I said funny old man, won't you be late?

funny old man: how come? It's been three months since I went to the dance class. Whether it's windy, rainy or thunderous, which day have I ever been late or left early? Don't worry, you see, we came to learn to dance together in March and went home together. We finally cultivated a tacit understanding with each other. You are my partner and I am your partner. Of course, no one can live without anyone. In order to catch up with others, not lag behind others, and not let others see jokes, no matter what we say, we will certainly continue to work hard and persist, but we can't let others look down on us, can we? Grandma Liu, we agreed to come out and wait for me at the door at seven o'clock after dinner at night.

granny Liu: I won't wait for you one day. Anyway, I will wait for you to come out. Be sure to come out early!

funny old man: I see. Ok, I'll go home and get ready first.

funny old man exits.

Grandma Mu sarcastically said, Oh, I really didn't realize that you and that funny old man have such a good relationship. You took a dance class together and went home together at night. You have no company, and he is lonely. Tell me, what stage has your relationship developed?

granny Liu: of course, our relationship has come ... what, where is it? The funny old man and I have been old neighbors for many years. The relationship between the two families has always been very good, and we have never blushed and quarreled. What's more, now we have the same interests and hobbies, that is, we have recently fallen in love with dancing, and of course we went out to learn dancing together. What do you mean, at what stage has our relationship developed? It's so ambiguous and ugly. To tell you the truth, there is nothing but dancing!

grandma mu doesn't believe me: I understand! I understand everything! You don't want to be known, because you are shy, so you are afraid of being pointed at by others. What time is it now? What do you care about others? Don't be so shy. Just now, you made eyes at each other, and when they met, they were so affectionate that people who didn't know thought you were family. Don't worry, Granny Liu, it's just that in the name of learning to dance in a dance class, the feelings of the two people are close in private. Granny Liu, I've been there before, and I won't say anything about you two!

granny Liu: I told you that we don't have that kind of relationship at all. Why do you insist that we have that kind of relationship? What's going on? When have I ever made eyes at that funny old man? Even if you have to make eyes, you can't talk with your mouth?

Old man Zheng came back from shopping with a basket, stood behind Granny Liu and Granny Mu, and heard them talking.

grandma mu: look, you've said everything, but you haven't?

granny Liu: there wasn't one! What did I say wrong, to make people have such a deep misunderstanding about me?

Old man Zheng interjected: Granny Liu, there have been a lot of rumors about Granny Liu in our community recently. Gossip is flying everywhere. Many neighbors, including me, have seen you and the funny old man get bored every day. Many people say that you are quietly dating, and some even say that you two are privately engaged to elope for life, right? What, are you going to wander around the world together, retire from the rivers and lakes, and live a pastoral life in seclusion from now on?

granny Liu: even if we are hooked up, do we still need to sneak around? It's not a flower thief or a color thief. What do we have to hide? Isn't what I'm living now a pastoral life? Oh, what a mess! Who wants to have a private life with whom and who wants to elope? Are you talking about me? The funny old man and I just happened to learn to dance together. How could a simple thing have caused such a big storm? It's just catching shadows. When did I date a funny old man? Yes, I am beautiful and young. When I was young, I became a famous "beautiful girl" in our village. In those days, many young men stood in line at my door to be jealous and even fought ...

Granny Mu: Granny Liu, I don't believe you. To say that when I was young, I was a famous real "fruit beauty", because at that time, our family was a fruit grower. Every year in the fruit harvest season, many young and strong boys in the village rushed to our orchard to help with their work. On the surface, they came to my house to help with their work, but in fact they didn't just look at me. In fact, I know that these men often beat their heads off for me in private, and the really attractive woman is of course me. Unfortunately, that's funny. I also look in the mirror every day. Actually, I'm pretty good. I'm in the prime of my life, and I just need a wife. As for dancing, I can let the funny old man tutor me and hug me every day. Why do I have to find granny Liu who is not so good-looking and even not so good at dancing? I really don't understand. What does that funny old man see in Granny Liu?

Granny Liu muttered to herself: If the funny old man really takes a fancy to you, he will be really blind.

grandma mu didn't hear clearly: what did you say?

granny Liu: hey, granny mu, why do I hear your words with thorns and needles? Am I asking you to piss you off?

old man Zheng: grandma mu, you're not jealous, are you?

grandma mu: yes! I am jealous! What's the matter, can't you? I like being jealous, only recently! I do! Anyway, I just don't want to see her with the funny old man. I just don't like it. I just want to break them up alive!

granny Liu: granny mu, how can you change into a different person in the blink of an eye when listening to your vicious tone? It's like a ghost is possessed. How did she become such an evil and vicious woman? Can love really make a person not even know himself?

grandma mu: whoever touches the funny old man, I'll turn against him immediately. Even if the funny old man's original match jumps out of the coffin, so will I ...

Old man Zheng: If the funny old man's original match jumps out of the coffin, it's a zombie, and you're still a third party, so you can't beat him! Let's put our love aside first, or save our lives ...

Grandma Mu: Then I'll ... I'll get the good old man back!

granny Liu: is this grandma mu on weekdays? Love makes people so unreasonable, so bossy, and makes people crazy, even people are not normal!

Old man Zheng said affectionately, Granny Liu, are you free tonight? Why don't we watch a movie together? I heard that there is a very good movie "I love you enough to kill you" in the cinema over there. Listen, just listening to this name is very exciting.

granny Liu: I love you enough to kill you? Just listening to this name, how can people feel afraid to step into the cinema? How do you feel that the sheep have entered the tiger's mouth? Will you never look back and even lose your life?

Mr. Zheng: What are you afraid of? I'm still here. At the critical moment, I will save the United States!

granny Liu: just you! You're old enough to save the United States? I'm even more afraid to go. We've been neighbors for many years. We've never seen a movie together. I'm really worried that my heart disease will recur. It is better to go to the dance class with the funny old man to learn to dance. Only in this way can we be really healthy and comfortable!

grandma mu: ok, you said that you didn't have an affair with the funny old man. You obviously went on a date together. Every time I came back, I saw you guys coming back talking and laughing. The funny old man didn't even look at me and didn't say a word to me when he saw me. It turned out that you were a fox who seduced him. It was you!

granny Liu: who is a fox? When did I seduce him? You like him. Do you have the ability to seduce him? Just bring it on, who's afraid of who!

old man Zheng: ok, stop arguing! Just for a man, what's the noise like here? Others are watching. You're sorry. If your children see you bitching in the street, where can they put their faces back? Ok, the funny old man is out. What's the problem? Let's discuss it. A gentleman talks but doesn't start work.

grandma mu: we are not gentlemen.

After the funny old man appeared, he said, Granny Liu, what a surprise that you are here so early! I'm ready, so let's go.

granny Liu: funny old man, so you don't know. Why do I talk like nothing happened?

funny old man: what's the matter? What do I know?

grandma mu: that is, you and grandma Liu privately made a lifelong engagement?

Old man Zheng: It's about your affair with Granny Liu. It's been around for months ...

Grandma Mu: Some people say that you all have illegitimate children outside, and that your children have been born for several months. No, it should be said that they are so high. Others say that you are super-living and have several children outside. Alas, who knows how many children you have?

Funny old man: When did Granny Liu and I have an affair? Even we have several children. Why didn't I know?

granny Liu: yes, it's just out of thin air! My children are married, and I can still have children at this age ... What a nuisance!

grandma mu: I didn't believe it either, so I have to ask you face to face. Are you really having an affair?

Mr. Zheng: I think they're really hiding it. I think there's more than one leg, that is, two legs, three legs and four legs are all possible ...

Grandma Liu: Go! That's bullshit！

funny old man: where is this and where? There is nothing! Granny Liu and I have nothing to do. With my own conditions, I won't have a crush on Granny Liu at all. Granny Liu is not my type at all. How is it possible? The person I like is Xiaoding, who learns to dance in the dance class. He is energetic, good at dancing and has a first-class figure. Besides, we are speculative in words, of the same age, and have secretly liked each other for a long time ...

Grandma Mu: What? !

Mr. Zheng: Who is Xiaoding?

granny Liu: why did you drag me into this? Instead of looking for that Xiaoding, you came to me, and I've been taking the fall for you! I am the most wronged! I am more wronged than Dou E!

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