Say it if you have no money (describe yourself as having no money, humorous)

I want to ridicule myself for being too poor and have no money recently. It is better to describe yourself in a circle of friends that you have no money, be humorous, and express the sentence that you have been poor and short of money recently.

Describe yourself as having no money, and be humorous. Tell me about complete sentences 1-5:

A bad mouth is not sweet, and a long kowtow has no money.

Online banking is really convenient. Don't go to the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.

When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

A man can have no money, no power, no power and no position, but he can't be self-motivated.

People who have no money or career have time to improve their lives.

Describe yourself as having no money, humorous, and say sentence 6- 10:

When people come into the world, it is not terrible to have no money. What they are afraid of is that they must wait for someone to come to rescue them. Loneliness is not terrible, but it will always be lonely; Unemployment is not terrible, I am afraid that I will never find a job; Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick; Losing is not terrible, losing is terrible.

Behind the scenery is not vicissitudes of life, pretending to have money to understand, and packaging has no money to understand. Don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who a fool is. Greed is the truest poverty, and contentment is the truest wealth. Education is a bronze medal, ability is a silver medal, contacts are a gold medal, and thinking is a trump card.

You are an angel in the devil, and this way breaks my heart.

Friends have two sides, some can give you warmth, and some will only make you chilling. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be thankful that it is really not a matter of getting together in this era of no money, no rights, no benefits and no rights. Stick tight when you feel right, and walk away when you are tired. No one is to blame. Everyone lives for himself. Don't keep those who leave. Take care of the people around you and let them really understand your kindness. That's a true friend.

Over the years, I have learned a truth. What if I have no money?

Describe yourself as having no money, and be humorous. Tell me about the complete sentence 1 1- 15:

1 A-shirt: I'm talking on paper. It's no use having ideals but no money.

1 When I was a child, I had no money at home, and I always used a rope to fly kites with a plastic bag tied behind it. blue sky

1 No one thinks that the director of Metamorphosis is inhuman. Grandpa's sick leave money is always 100 for each staff member. Why make a hero cry?

1 I'm a fool, a scum, a tease, with no money, no looks, no height, and no date.

1 What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!