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Soak in hot springs and sit on the steps in shallow water with colleagues.
When Xiao Wang was young, the matchmaker introduced him to an object. The matchmaker asked, "Xiao Wang, do you have any requirements for the woman?" Xiao Wang said, "Be beautiful, virtuous and capable." The matchmaker added, "You know girls are hard to find now. Can you lower your standards? " Little Wang Dao: "Then find someone capable." As a result, I didn't find a competent one, so I had the "Lao Wang next door".
Do you dare to see your relatives online for three minutes recently? LZ looked at my daughter-in-law on a whim and stayed at dinner at night. She didn't say a word or wipe the table. She sat on the stool and said, honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't put my feet in your mouth when you sleep at night. my God ...
Soak in hot springs and sit on the steps in shallow water with colleagues. He stood several times in a row and looked around. Ask him: Have you seen a beautiful girl? He replied, what? I stood up and farted If I sit in the water, I will blow bubbles. How embarrassing!
I went out for a drink with a friend the other day, and then a friend said that his wife was coming to have dinner together. When we discuss the settlement later, we all rush to calculate (pretend to be forced). I said yes, the settlement is over, and I said, I'll do it. My friend said, I'll come. I said: I won't rob you. Calculate next time. The friend said: Then you go. . . At that time, Lao Tzu was forced to lie in a groove full of routines! It's impossible to prevent!
Me: "Help me get the money." Bank clerk: "Hello, you have 1800 yuan in your card." Me: "Seventy thousand, take seventy thousand!" The bank clerk was covered with black lines: "There is only1800 ..." I said, "Yes, I want 70,000." Bank clerk: "... there is only 1800 in it. "I am impatient:" seventy thousand! " Bank clerk: "Oh! You mean' finished'? " "Yes, didn't I lose my common law?"
Boyfriend was called to the internet cafe by a group of his buddies LOL. I was bored at home alone, and then I went to the Internet cafe to watch them play. I saw them sitting in a row in the Internet cafe, shouting "Pit B, go, brain-dead teammates ..." Just as her boyfriend was quiet there, she suddenly felt that her boyfriend was of good quality. It took me a while to find out ... that they cursed my boyfriend. . .
What do you mean by diaosi ... I dreamed that I 1 0 million bought a Porsche and10 million gave me a computer. Then I spent the whole dream choosing computers, choosing accessories, moving computers and playing games. I didn't realize until I woke up ... Shit, where's my car?
My girlfriend is not big, only 1.6 meters tall, but she likes to cover with a big quilt. I was sick that day, lying in bed, pulling the corner of the quilt and coquetry: if only the quilt were so big that it would be pulled by the corner forever! Grandpa, why don't we buy a big house, a big bed and a big quilt? This embarrassed me, but I had a brainwave: actually, it's not that much trouble, just buy a round quilt …
I am a construction worker, and I saw a test on how to identify the authenticity of money on the Internet. If you use fire, and then the ash is white, it is true, if it is black, it is false. The day before yesterday, I burned all the 4000 yuan of last month, and three of them were black ash, so I went to the boss.
I took a taxi and dozed off on the way. 30 yuan's journey at ordinary times was cut into 80 pieces by the driver. I said heroically, "Brother, this is 100, keep the change!" The driver looked at the car and said, "Where's the money? Where did you put it? " I got off the bus and ran, shouting at the driver, "I told you not to look, you can't find it!" " "
Sentences describing hot springs
1. Three steps and one soup, five steps and one soup.
2. The goddess is in a secluded place, and Tang Chi flows to Dachuan; The fire is blazing in the ground, and the smoke is put next to the sand. Boiling beads leap into the bright moon, and the mirror is empty; Zhuo Jijing said here, Cersei murmured.
There is nothing better than jasper hot spring water. The golden paste has been divided, and the bright moon invites ripples.
4. The hot spring water is boiling, the fairy source is born of cinnabar, the foam is thick and full of liquid, and microwave waves flow.
5. Tang Quan spits out a mirror, and white water flies with the rain.
6. Soak in warm spring water and feel tired and disappear without a trace. The trees and rocks by the pool set each other off. The most striking thing is that many Macey cats are scattered on the stone steps, in the Woods and in the grass. Sitting, kneeling, lying, one hundred postures; Some are in a daze, some are taking a nap, some are hugging. All kinds of cute States are very cute.
7. Natural hot springs, without any artificial impurities, with a little sulfur smell in the salty taste, are pure and clear. When I take off my clothes and soak my busy and tired brain in a hot spring all day, I feel refreshed and tender as a lover's kiss. Close my eyes and enjoy the comfortable feeling that nature brings me.
8. Water, like the warm sun, takes you into a comfortable inner world.
9. Tangquan spring water is boiling and clear, and the fairy source is born of cinnabar. The moon bath liquid and microwave waves flow.
10. It was early spring. They let her bathe in a pure pool to warm and smooth her creamy skin.
It was early spring. They bathed her in a pure pool, which warmed and smoothed her creamy skin. Because she was a little tired, a maid lifted her up when the emperor first noticed her and chose her as his bride.
Talk about the mood of soaking in hot springs in winter
Talk about the mood of soaking in hot springs in winter
1, and Mimi's trip to Tangshan Hot Spring in Nanjing, take the high-speed train from Shanghai Station to Nanjing in the early morning, then transfer to the bus to Tangshan, and go to Shang Yi Hot Spring in the afternoon. I thought it was a pleasure to soak in the hot springs in winter, but there were too many people in the hot springs in the afternoon. It's like going to have sex. I want to change it after soaking for a while, and it's cold on the way to the pool. At 8 o'clock in the evening, I went clubbing again, and there were a lot fewer people. I picked a few high-temperature bubbles, which are very comfortable!
Today, the weather is getting cold. I said I like winter, because Zhanjiang only has summer and winter, and I don't like heat and cold. I want to spend my first winter with you, spend a warm winter with you, keep warm with you, wear a scarf with you, soak in hot springs with you, warm my bed with you, and do many things with you. Call me prawn, hee hee. Honey, thank you for loving me so much.
3. Natural seawater resort. It feels good. It's really the most comfortable to soak in hot springs in winter ~
It's great to soak in hot springs in winter ~ I don't want the ugly swimsuit bought by the hotel.
What I look forward to most in winter is not eating hot pot and soaking in hot springs together, but waking up to find that the outside world is covered with snow. ...
6. South Korea can take a sauna in winter, and Japan can soak in hot springs in winter. China people can only soak their feet in pots at home.
7, hot springs, I remember someone said that hot springs in winter are very comfortable and beautiful. Try it this winter.
8. I also want to have a trip to see rape flowers in spring, climb snow-capped mountains in summer, see maple leaves in autumn and soak in hot springs in winter.
9.Cha Sumo,Cha Amo? Ah, glug! Whether it rains or it is cold in winter, it is very happy to drink buttered tea in hot springs!
10, living in Rucheng hot water town on weekends, really enjoying the hot spring in winter! This is the hometown of hot springs, with high-temperature spring water as high as 98℃. You can directly boil eggs, peanuts, corn and, of course, rice noodles.
1 1. When I packed my luggage, I found that I had bought a new swimsuit in Xi 'an for one year. I haven't had time to swim in summer and soak in hot springs in winter! The liar Lele said that he would go back to Chenzhou to take me to the hot springs, and the result was leucorrhea. I 'm going to be upset!
12, just like drinking a box of iced milk after soaking in hot springs in winter.
13. Hot springs in winter and ice springs in summer. Hmm ~ this ice spring is a little sweet.
14, winter is coming ~ I really want to go to the north to see the heavy snow, I really want to go to the north for winter and I really want to go skiing in hot springs.
15. I plan to travel, but I can't go for some reason, so let's play nearby! Wash the hot springs! In my impression, I can only go to hot springs in winter. If you go to a hot spring in summer, the first reaction is heat. In fact, hot springs in summer discharge more toxins than at other times, which is also a good detoxification method. Chinese medicine believes that sweating does not flow in summer and runny nose in autumn leaves poison for all diseases, which is non-toxic and healthy. Spend a cool and happy summer in a hot spring.
16, soaking feet in the middle of the lake in summer is like soaking in a hot spring in winter, which is fun and narrow!
17, something more enjoyable than soaking in hot springs in winter is playing with long-lost friends.
18, it's a great enjoyment to soak in the hot springs in winter to see the beautiful scenery ~ The picture was taken at the hot spring hotel in Tongbu Yuan Town, Youbu Yuan City, Oita Prefecture.
19, Bantang Yuquanzhuang, I really want to come here to soak in hot springs in winter!
20. Today, I came to Chunhui Hot Spring and met with the heads of three volunteer groups in the Yoga Love Conference. The environment in Chunhui is not bad, and you can enjoy relaxation and pleasure in the hot springs in winter.
2 1, cooking jiaozi in hot springs in winter makes the cold worse.
22. I get up early, and some people will worry about whether we will have breakfast or not, and take a hot spring bath in winter. Some people will think of bringing cold medicine to everyone. When I'm worried about being late, someone will help me find the fastest route. When I am worried that my mobile phone is dead, someone will remember to bring me a charger. We don't worry about the lack of money on the online banking and the phone bill, because we are each other's little secretaries ~ think more than each other ~ Happy birthday to the boss.
23. It's not bad to stay in Benxi, with good mountains, good water and less smog. Not too big or too small, just don't hug or squeeze. Hot springs in winter and small barbecues in summer. Milk magnolia, drink some mutton soup. Liquor iron sand mountain, beer Longshan spring. Wuguniang Mountain with ice wine, Milan with red wine. The salary is not high, and the pressure of life is small. Green mountains and green waters have a good environment, and you can run without traveling. Mountains surround the city, and the happiness index is high. Bad trip, it is better to go home! Shit, don't go!
When I was young, I worked hard to earn money. Go back to your hometown in middle age, farm and raise poultry, and open a farmhouse. Wuyi is a good place with good mountains, good water and good people. My hometown applied for a tour this year. It's cool in summer, and I can go fishing and soak in hot springs in winter.
25. It's so pleasant to soak in hot springs in winter! Then massage the chicken. It's just a burst of happiness. I want to remind myself to be grateful and understand the good mood and good health at the moment. It is also good to have anxious hopes. I hope it will be fine tomorrow. Good night, everyone.
26. When you think others are monsters, you may already be a monster! Empathy, everything has a reason! In junior high school, the teacher said that I was obsessed with a dead end. I just like to find reasons, thinking should not be bound. There are many problems to be solved now, but the reasons have not been found yet. As long as you don't come out in the hot spring in winter, you won't feel cold outside, but you can't soak for a long time. Winter is always there.
27. I want to soak in hot springs this winter to satisfy my regret that I lived in Jinsha and couldn't swim in the infinity pool when I went to Singapore.
28. After a busy day today, I set off at six in the morning and returned to Taiyuan at night 1 1. When I left, I always wondered if I could soak in hot springs outdoors in winter. I didn't expect that soaking in hot springs in winter would have a different taste. The two children had a good time. They feel hot and cold in winter. It is a good place for the next family reunion to keep fit.
29. I didn't expect such a trip at the end of the winter vacation. I didn't expect to enjoy hot springs in winter. Most importantly, I didn't expect to be happy with you! ! !
30. It's so comfortable to soak in hot springs in winter! Especially in snowy weather.
3 1. Come to Baishui Village in summer vacation, soak in hot springs in winter, have a barbecue, rent a villa 1, and you can live for 8 to 12 people. About three to five people know that it is the best choice.
32. Winter mode is on! The happiest thing in winter is that friends get together to play hot pot. Sleep together! Soak in the hot springs together!
33. Go to the hot springs with my parents and grandparents and play with water in winter. It's so funny.
34. Furong Hotel has built a brand-new Golden Beach Holiday Castle in the northeast corner. Newly completed this summer, it has precious golden beaches, water sports such as swimming, sailing and kayaking in summer, and an international sand sculpture festival, which attracts more than 400,000 people from home and abroad to make pilgrimages every year. It is the only spring in Taiwan Province Island at present, and soaking in it is just like soaking in emulsion, which is wonderful all year round!
35. Come to Osaka to see cherry blossoms in spring, Nara to see deer in autumn, and soak in hot springs with monkeys in winter.
36. Watch peach blossoms together in spring, go swimming together in summer, watch maple leaves together in autumn, and have snowball fights and soak in hot springs together in winter. This is very happy.
Last winter, I took you to the hot spring where I went every year. It was our first short trip. You had a good time, and we didn't often quarrel at that time.
38. Swimming in summer is either raining or menstruating, and bathing in hot springs in winter is either raining or menstruating. What the hell is this?
39. It is better to soak in hot springs in winter, and it is the same to go to jiaozi in summer.
40. It has been two or three years since I took a hot spring bath for the second time. In fact, this season is quite suitable for soaking in hot springs, and it is also good to soak in hot springs in winter. When you come out, you will freeze to death, so I think late autumn is the most suitable season.
4 1, it's really fun to go to the hot springs in winter and watch the Xi car Ouba, hehe.
42. It's really comfortable to soak in hot springs in winter. There are all kinds of massages indoors and snowflakes fluttering outdoors. I am the happiest person in the world, and I can enjoy life with two beloved people.
Enjoy the beautiful sentence of soaking in hot springs
At present, the northland is in the middle of winter, and the wind is cold. If you want to soak in the hot spring road at this time, it may not be impossible, but if you want to lie in the open-air hot spring pool of nature, your eyes are green, full of coconut trees and many unknown flowers, which can be said to be whimsical bird watching.
3, the most fascinating is the slate bath, covered with a white bath towel, lying on the slate, slowly heating up after a slight heat, turning over when the back is hot, and experiencing the warm feeling in winter is a kind of enjoyment. There is a folk saying, don't blow your hair when it is cold, and the poor don't owe money. Afraid of cold weather, the stone house is airtight under the separation of bamboo curtains, which gives you a comfortable feeling. (article reading network:
As soon as we entered the hot spring area, we were deeply attracted by a big surfing pool. The swimming pool is very big and beautiful. You seem to be in the arms of the sea. Blue waters, golden red beaches and coconut reefs are beautiful. A dozen of us stood hand in hand in a row, waiting for the arrival of the waves. In an instant, a wave suddenly struck. Although we were all prepared psychologically, the waves were so enthusiastic that they gave us a big hug and almost knocked us down.
Near noon, we came to the forest hot spring. I didn't really want to be near the hot springs when I came. I just want to watch from a distance and relax. At this time, when I am here, I can't help myself. I want to blend in as soon as possible and feel warm and comfortable. Colleagues can't wait to change into swimsuits. When the managers came in, what we saw really surprised us. A swimming pool in Nuoda is set indoors, with advanced facilities and blue water. Tropical plants are planted beside the swimming pool, which are lush and green, as if they were in the natural scenery of tropical rain forest.
6. On the other side of the pool, there are several tall spray nozzles. Spring water is sprayed into the pool from the nozzle. There are several swimmers standing under the water, receiving the impact of running water. For a time, the neck, back and waist were said to be very effective in treating cervical spondylosis and lumbar spondylosis. Most female bathers are lying on massage chairs, enjoying the gentle massage of the current, narrowing their eyes, like babies sleeping in a cradle, indulging in the gentle shaking of their mothers.
7. The outdoor swimming pool attracted me as a swimmer. I put on my swimming cap and goggles, came out of the warm spring-like hot spring pool, had a rest, and let my body have an adaptation process. Then I swam in the cold pool water, freestyle, one cold and one hot, vascular gymnastics, accepted the test, detoxified my body, and bath therapy worked. Surrounded by mountains, dense forests, flat gravel roads and hot springs, you will find that the hot spring pools here are small and exquisite, hidden in the forest valley.
8, only for a while, the whole body is red and the cold disappears. Attracted by the laughter of the swimming pool next door, this is a big hot spring swimming pool. The spring water poured down from the fake mountain top, forming a beautiful waterfall. Steam permeates, and water vapor condenses into water droplets on the leaves on the roadside. There are many swimmers in the pool. Some people swim in it, splashing water and laughing. There is a water massage chair on one side of the pool. I went to lie on it and let the water from the bottom of the pool hit my body.
9. I finally found a place where I can do whatever I want. Rice has just been transplanted here. It is said that I don't soak in the hot spring pool only after one crop of rice a year. Really enjoy the pleasant feeling, comfortable and lukewarm water temperature, small fish nibbling at body parts from time to time, which makes you feel itchy and slightly painful, like a girl stroking lightly and being caught by tweezers.
10, Ren Xian Valley Hot Springs brand-new building, white walls, traffic, people mountain sea, business is booming. It is said that for the sake of safety, the key should be worn on the hand and the waiter should have another key to open it. Change swimsuits and swimming trunks for male and female guests. Enter the hot spring pavilion respectively, the water temperature is about 40 degrees, and the whole body enters the water, which is very comfortable. Massage shock, fatigue disappears.
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1, Happy Water World is my first time here, where you will feel that beauty is full of the whole soul. Coconut groves, banana trees, pavilions and pavilions, winding paths lead to secluded places, as if entering a fairyland. Put on a bath towel, walk along a path full of flowers, slowly find a pleasant spring pool, slowly immerse yourself in the pool and touch your whole body with a trickle. This artistic conception is a word "drunk"!
2. The hot spring in Chibi is named Longyou Chibi Hot Spring Resort, which is a large-scale tourist resort integrating hotels, hot spring centers and villas. The main buildings highlight the Han and Tang styles, which are novel, quiet and elegant. The resort has beautiful scenery, more than 40 places with different functions, and unique hot spring pools are scattered in the mountains near the water. They are patchwork and orderly, and the overall design maintains a natural style. Hot springs gush from caves and meander between lakes and mountains, giving you the feeling of "paradise on earth"
3. Then I went to the steaming room and took a bath in Finland. It was really hot and sweaty. Later, I ran out of the room and jumped into the hot spring to cool down. Hot springs are really a hot world. Men, women and children are wearing colorful swimsuits and swimming trunks, and colorful people are very lively. Melt into the hot spring world, enjoy warm fun, relax and forget your troubles. This is the advantage of traveling.
4. Next, we tried all kinds of hot spring baths for relaxing muscles and promoting blood circulation, nourishing yin and strengthening yang, and beautifying and hairdressing, and soaked for a few minutes. Later, we went to a salt bath, and we buried people in salt piles. The people lying in the salt pile felt a little hot and tingling, but everyone was buried in the salt pile for more than half an hour. After the salt bath, we took a mud bath, lay in the dead sea and steamed in the hot spring for a while, and the sweat slowly flowed out with feelings. Come out of the hot spring and taste the unique snacks in the south in front of the free fruit and dessert stalls. Let the warm sunshine lick the skin, comfortable and refreshing.
If you want more small fish to serve you, keep your body still with your hands, because if you move, the fish will run away. Fortunately, you can stick to the buoyancy of water for a period of time, which reminds me of a truth, that is, to enjoy and pay, you have to pay the physical price to enjoy the closeness of fish. Finally, how many fish were there while lying down? Because it's really tiring, look at the natural scenery and enjoy the beauty of natural harmony between people and animals.
6. The freshness of entering a strange environment. There are thousands of beautiful women in the hot spring, some are tall and thin, some are tender-skinned, some are young girls, some are beautiful with long hair, and some are middle-aged women. Their charm is still there, which is different from what I saw when I swam in Dongyangguan Reservoir. Go out to study.
7. If it is spring, the surrounding scenery is more beautiful, and it is more pleasing to see red and green flowers and smell birds and flowers. In the ever-changing pool, in the dense water vapor, in the casual chat, time flies, and soon, the sun sets. Fatigue, unconsciously, has been resolved. Leave the hot spring area, take a hot bath, drink tea and lie down in the rest area. I took a nap and felt very comfortable. Looking out through the glass window, it was dusk and brightly lit outside. Drive home.
8. Walking slowly into the pool, a warm current spreads all over the body in an instant, and the dense hot air dissipates around, and the spring water is soft, warm and smooth. Facing this gift from nature, we are enjoying it happily. Although those surfing baths, waterfall baths and antique slate baths are all artificial, they bring us unique physical and mental pleasure and let us relax completely. Especially the bubble bath with romantic bubbles, watching bubbles flying on the water and jumping around us. That kind of comfort and joy is from the bottom of my heart.
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