I want to convert, should I convert to Buddhism or Taoism?

It is not easy. We are from China. China people certainly believe in Confucianism and Taoism. Don't you think so? However, it is not difficult for you to choose between Buddhism and Taoism. Of course, choose Taoism. Why? Regardless, who is more credible, Taoism or Buddhism? Let's talk about Sakyamuni, the Jade Emperor and Grandpa. Who is closer to us? First of all, Buddhism was introduced into China 1000 years ago, and Taoism was born and raised in China since ancient times. 1000, of course, is not as deep as the native feelings. Buddhism comes from India and Taoism comes from China. You must fly to India to meet the Tathagata. When you see the Jade Emperor and Grandfather sitting in your home, you can have two side dishes with the Jade Emperor and Grandfather, such as Erwotou and Maotai. It's certainly fresh to see Tathagata eating Indian food. But the taste is not as authentic as ours? There are also language problems. I don't know Hindi. But with the integration of 1000, his old man's house should know Chinese. But what if Tathagata doesn't know? Please translate it. It costs a lot of money. Not worth it. The Jade Emperor is different from the Grandfather. They all come from China and speak Mandarin. Good communication. Most importantly, being a Taoist can get a wife, which is called cool. When a monk can't even look at mm, he can't even think about it. That's called misery.

Landlord, you should choose me. Give me extra points. I'll help you burn more incense for the jade emperor and the old gentleman. Ask his old man to bless you: congratulations on getting rich, peace and happiness, such as the East China Sea, winning the South Mountain. I also wish your children and grandchildren a long life, a long life together, four seasons of prosperity, rising stocks, real estate speculation, promotion and wealth, which is a step by step promotion. ......

Landlord, you should choose me! Hum! Just help me remember. I want to report you to the Buddhist temple. Let the Buddha punish you. I won't send you a parcel during the Spring Festival. Piss you off, pisses you off, pisses you off Well, there is also a New Year's Day for you to meet mice. Steal your food, steal your face and bite your RMB. All right, let your stock limit, gamble and touch the stinking cards. When corrupt officials take bribes. Can't pick up other people's money. Buy a mobile phone instead of an apple. You can't access Baidu with a computer. Learn English and go to Japan. Buying a car can't generate electricity, and flying is not Air Force One. ......

In short, it's great to choose me, or I'll die if I don't choose.