Make you laugh. Tell me some funny phrases.

1. The most powerful thing for me is that I can be a rogue and a writer without alcohol and tobacco.

2. It's hard to find a job, but not a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.

3. Some old men are lecherous, thinking that young girls are short of money.

5. Textbooks must be passed, and they are definitely nerds.

6. In the past, when talking about friends, we first asked if others had friends, but now we have to ask if others are gay.

7. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on my strong quality.

8. I won't bend over if I drop money in the sky, because I won't even drop pie, let alone money.

9. Looks are not important, but looks are not beautiful, but they are very important.

1. We women are the only flowers in the world, so where can we get so much cow dung?

11. Don't lift yourself so high, or you will fall down and die.

12. Traveling is to go from your own place to the place where others are tired.

13. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her weaknesses.

14. Tell me, do you want to die or don't want to live

15. The so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe in yourself, but you want the other person to believe

16. But in the blink of an eye, everything has become a thing of the past.

17. Some men are as smart as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, and she can't see the change of weather

18. In fact, the day shift is short, and the computer will pass as soon as it is turned on and off.

19. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover

2. Phoenix rebirth is nirvana, and pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

21. As soon as I slipped, I became a big cripple, and then I looked back and flashed my waist.

22. I am the ideal of pork, and the life of Chinese cabbage will only be vinegar. I want to be braised once.

23. There is no doubt that I am the lover of your dreams.

24. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready.

25. This kind of fierce female hooligan is really rare in the world.

26. Lift the veil of your own nature and face the natural reality.

27. Forget all the knowledge you learned at school, and the rest is quality.

28. Ouch, you're so busy that you go to the toilet yourself.

29. He who is not afraid to find bones in eggs is afraid that he must look for eggs in bones.

3. I am poor, so are my servants, my gardener and my driver.

31. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is how to deal with it.

32. The Internet is like a prison. I stole a wallet and learned everything when I went out.

33. Not knowing is sad, and not wanting to know is even more sad.

34. There are only two kinds of men: one is lewd and the other is very lewd.

35. Hey! Do you think the ghost with single eyelid is horrible, or

with double eyelids? 36. I have spent my whole life reviewing my youth, and I have to spend my whole life doubting that life can make people happy and laugh.

People who say good night to go to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

We are all passers-by, but fortunately, we didn't knock each other down.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

The wind blows in cloud flying, and I love King Adi all my life.

Can the person who secretly loves me confess? You are anxious and I am waiting.

Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself on the rope, jump off the building and wave a handkerchief to see you off.

people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

people live so-so, but their sadness is patchy.

although I seem to be heavy and fat, I am actually malnourished.

I have a father and a mother, no car and no house, a wide range of interests and a kind heart.

it doesn't matter if the god of wealth comes to the door, what matters is whether I open the door for him.

look into my eyes, you will see perseverance and sincerity in addition to excrement.

the most unbearable thing every day is the pain of breaking up with the quilt.

You are walking in rivers and lakes, so both rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

you are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; When you dress up, ghosts are paralyzed.

Now that I'm on a thief boat, I'm going to be a successful pirate.

a needle is not sharp at both ends, and a man has no two pairs of body and mind.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

I said that we are always strangers, so you live in a stranger.

the so-called threshold is the door when it passes, and the threshold when it fails to pass.

If you can make a lot of friends, you have to be a wizard with no boundaries.

it's really difficult for people to get close to each other, especially in winter.

I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not higher than that of migrant workers.

oh, let a man of spirit venture where he pleases, don't make your wife empty-handed.

There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

There is no end to learning, so I never graduated.

you scold, you continue to scold, tell me when you've scolded enough, and I'll go to bed first.

The story of the wolf coming tells us that cheating can only be done twice.

I sleep in class at night, and turn off the light in the middle of my sleep.

There are no white pies in the sky, but white bricks.

that man looks good, I don't know. Pixels are relatively low

Knowing you is like winning the first prize, but it's a pity that you didn't get the bonus.

my bamboo basket is only used to draw water.

A blind cat may not meet a dead mouse, but a scholar has long played with a soldier.

elegance is not fake, but grandson is fake.

thunder is a fashion, and earth is a belief.

When I leave home, I can tell whether I am male or female.

The cheaper things are not necessarily the better, and the free things are definitely the best.

Lu Xun, originally surnamed Zhou, also known as Zhou Xun.

if gambling is illegal, we should all stop driving and get married.

it's so warm to find that your body has enough fat after cooling down.

Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

If you are so polite to me, I won't be polite.

An ambitious young man: He has two pieces and a broad mind.

The saddest time is when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

Life is like my singing, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

It's easy to get cold when the wind blows. You must pay back the money you owe me.

it's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police if I look close.

It is said that a woman without talent is virtuous. I think I should be respected.

it's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

it's not my fault that I'm ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

when people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.

I'm not super Mary, and I can't afford the RMB you want.

Forget it. If you don't lose weight, whether you love meat or not will be there.

pretending to be B will never be struck by lightning, otherwise my world would have been thundering.

It's said that eating instant noodles often leads to curly hair. It's very realistic and classic to talk about the funny phrase "Smile for money"

. You are not the traffic policeman in my head and have no right to interfere with my direction.

2. Only by complicating things can we show our working ability!

3. The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

4. I thought I grew taller overnight, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

5. Teachers always like to say in class: Students, please look at me

6. A hero is a beauty when he is angry, and a beauty smiles for money.

7. It's better to take a quick look at you than to take a closer look.

8. Go straight to the subject, and don't challenge my blacklist with your non-mainstream ignorance.

9. It was cold, and a freshman was taken away because he was a freshman!

1. The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking enough.

11. if you don't do boring things, how can you spend your life!

12. A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

13. The plot of making a joke happens to me like a joke.

14. Happiness died. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

15. It's not good employees who don't want to get a raise, and it's not good employees who keep wanting to get a raise.

16. Some people are as smart as the weather. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and it can't be seen when the weather changes.

17. Never offend a creature that has left blood and will not die.

18. Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, the price of time is high and the salary is too little.

19. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

2. Be a man with a bosom friend and find a woman with temperament. A short and funny talk makes you laugh

1. Since I can play QQ, I find that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect.

2. There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people, occasionally cheating on corpses and changing their epitaphs from time to time.

3. At first glance, you are not so good. If you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

4. Whether you are a handsome guy or not, you can know by cutting a flat head. Whether you are a beauty or not, you will know when you take off your makeup.

5. Sometimes, I would rather sleep all day than say a word to a fool.

6. Don't be handsome in front of me, I will make you cry rhythmically. .

7. The theme of the exam composition is to tell the truth. I hand in my paper, and the composition has only five words, which is the truth.

8. Actually, you can cut a hole in the question you can't do in the exam. This scanning is your next person's answer. . .

9. I once passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scraped and there was no spark.

1. It's almost Qixi Festival. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

11. Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells by yourself?

12. Many things are not that I don't care, but that I care.

13. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

14. I'm not RMB, so how can everyone like me?

15. I haven't been back in the morning since my summer vacation came. .

16. They are all foxes on the mountain. What are you telling me about serial?

17. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow. I don't want to know about the day after tomorrow ...

18. Doctor, please give me some medicine for regret and a cup of forgetfulness water.

19. We all want to find a prince riding a white horse, but don't forget that Tang Priest also rides a white horse.

2. A school is a place for children to love.

21, the so-called holiday, is scolded at home, go out without money, a special day off.

22, the current efforts are for the awesome power that I blew when I was a child.

23. I really want to make a decision by flipping a coin ... but I don't even have any coins!

24. Book me two tickets to Heaven. I'm going to find Yue Lao.

25. Don't ask me how to spend this Qixi Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along

26. Homework, let's break up, I think we really don't fit in.

27. Growing old together is not just a matter of dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.