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Talk about lovelorn and domineering

1. I won't wait, just pretend that the wind hasn't blown, you haven't been here, and I haven't loved.

Sooner or later, someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

3. Once a lover, now a passerby.

If you hold someone's hand, you will no longer be my hero.

I can't let go, that is to say, even if there are other people around me, even better people, I can't help but think of you.

6. You will meet someone you like better, but I won't.

7. After being separated from you, there are two selves in this world: one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

8. I said that I was the one who broke up, and I never forget it.

9. I met my ex-boyfriend on the road and suddenly felt ugly. I chatted with my girlfriend and told her how ugly he was. I remember he was handsome! The best friend smiled: He was never handsome, but you loved him.

10. I don't expect anything after breaking up. I just hope that every woman you meet is not as good as one.

1 1. Letting you go silently is my last gentleness.

12. Anyone who can easily find an excuse to break up may have no intention of pestering you from the beginning.

13. Actually, I said I wanted to be retained when I broke up, but you wished me freedom.

Remember to give me an invitation when you get married. I want to touch the bride's wedding dress and tell her that it was my dream when I was seventeen.

15. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

16. You should have a good sleep. Don't lose sleep for the man who sleeps soundly.

17. I thought about the future, but I broke up in the end.

18. Over the years, you have sent countless selfies, each of which is beautiful, but I only keep the one taken three years ago when you didn't know how to pose, because you still loved me in the photo at that time.

Actually, it doesn't have to be cold I never thought about it.

First, don't lose sleep when you are particularly tired, and don't miss it when you are not awake.

Second, there are some people in life who pass by us, but they have no time to meet them. We met, but we didn't have time to get to know each other. Know each other, but it's too late to know each other; I'm familiar with it, but I still have to say goodbye.

Third, I just want to meet people who are doomed to grow old in crowded streets.

Fourth, if you don't take the initiative, you will lose. If you take the initiative, you will not be cherished.

5. May someone accompany you to drift from place to place and spend the most difficult years of your life. If not, may you become your own sun, achieve your best self and meet the best TA.

If nobody likes you, I'm nobody.

Never frown even when you are unhappy, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I have no story to tell. I only bring my favorite spirits. If you are willing to accompany me, sit down and raise your cup. I will naturally have plenty of time to spend with you.

9. You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask: This life or the next life. Maybe one day, in a noisy city, you and I passed by. I will stop and stare at the back in the distance and tell myself that I once loved that person. No matter how good the past is, the more memories there are, the less!

Ten, the most appropriate feelings, never torture each other in the name of love, but accompany each other and become the sunshine of each other.

Actually, it doesn't have to be cold I never thought about it.

Twelve, queuing for an afternoon, finally finished the divorce procedure! Looking at the divorce certificate, the husband said to his wife: If there is a suitable one in the future, introduce it to me. The wife asked: What are the requirements? Husband: I have given you all my houses, as long as the other party has a house. Have a baby, think about it? The wife added. Husband: Yes, I like children. The wife looked at her husband: I am satisfied with the ready-made!

Thirteen, I knew I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Fifteen, I didn't miss you very deliberately, because I knew I should cherish it when I met it, and let it go when I missed it. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes.

If you are tired, we will go back to the day when we first met.

Seventeen, marrying me is your only bet. How can I let you lose?

You have no idea how much a person who smiles at you likes you.

Nineteen, he is still my weakness, but he is no longer my armor.

Twenty, I'm so scared. All you give me is empty happiness.

2 1. I will accompany you in my life, whether you are brilliant or suffering.

22. The whole world is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

23. People who like your appearance will leave sooner or later, but those who like your heart will never go far.

Twenty-four, women tend to pay attention to you, care about you and like you because they are moved. So if you don't really like her, don't be nice to her. This is the kindness that a man should have.

Actually, you don't have to be so cold. I didn't want to get involved.

First, there is a kind of person who is too stupid to pretend in front of others, feel sad behind others, like a person carrying everything, hurting himself all day, and doesn't care what others think.

Second, looking at yourself, getting more and more lovely day by day, is also quite terrible.

Third, I really hate myself. I shouldn't set foot in your world. I just barged in rashly, but in the end it was redundant.

Fourth, people who live for a day are blessed and should cherish them. Life is only a few decades, so don't leave more regrets for yourself. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy. People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

Five, you didn't stay, I didn't look back, so the rest of my life was good, and no one was bad, but the time was unfortunate.

6. You regard your husband as a general, and you are Mu Guiying. You treat your husband as a cook and you as a waiter. Treat your husband like a loser, and you are a bitch! You treat your husband as the emperor, and you are the master of the harem! Treat your husband like a bandit, and you are Mrs. Zhazhai! A good husband is held out. It is not easy for a man to let his husband go out to play cards and drink and climb mountains.

Seven, in fact, you don't have to be so cold, I didn't think about entanglement.

Eight, in fact, I was a little afraid of particularly enthusiastic people from the beginning. This kind of person's eyes are usually easily attracted away, and enthusiasm comes and goes quickly. But people who are really affectionate are often difficult to express, because water always stays in the depths before making a sound.

Don't give me what she doesn't want, and don't come back to me. I'm not a trash can.

10. If you will be with other girls in the future, then no matter whether she has long hair or short hair, cute or quiet, beautiful or ordinary, I hope she won't give you all her bad temper and eventually lose you like me.

Eleven, every hard day will make you recognize some people, sometimes no one is right or wrong. People are meant to snuggle up and hurt each other. People who love or don't love will fade away with time.

Twelve, the hair is messed up, the makeup is crying, and the person you love is gone.

13. I don't like things that have been waiting for a long time. Things that make me happy for a long time, but finally make me happy in vain, are like hot iron braised in brown sauce, throwing a cold water.

Give me to you, together with my deep love, in exchange for your enough life, if not, I will give it to you in my next life.

Fifteen, every day is obviously boring, but I stay up late every night.

I am not waiting for you, I am just waiting for my heart to die.

Seventeen, your ruthlessness has trained me to be rude.

Have a heart-to-heart talk with a good friend in the evening: In one's life, there are always a few close friends who can sleep in the same bed and talk together from dark to dawn.

Nineteen, when feelings are weak, we will practice. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, we will give each other space. It's not easy to meet you, and we don't want to push it away.

Twenty, like a traveler who doesn't return late at night, no one waits, no one hugs.

Twenty-one, looking back will eventually become a painting, and there will be no more of her in this life.

Twenty-two, the present age is really embarrassing, not so mature but no longer naive, incapable but ambitious.

Twenty-three, the little sun is very busy, Xiaoyun wants to eat sugar, and the long deer thinks that the neck is not long enough, so you will never forget it.

Twenty-four, it is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain!

Twenty-five, I used to listen to songs and melodies. Later, I listened to this song, and I listened to the lyrics. Later, I listened to songs and stories. Now listen to this song and listen to yourself.

Twenty-six, those who make me hysterical are always other people's stories in the movies.

Twenty-seven, even if you don't like others, don't like him anymore.

You don't have to be cold when you say sad things. Never thought about entanglement

First, sometimes, what you say may hurt others, but sometimes, your silence will hurt others more.

Second, when you are depressed, you'd better stay alone for a while, and then face others when you are calm, otherwise someone may suffer because you don't know. It's best not to spend too long in the depressed period of mood, and learn to get yourself out of trouble.

Third, time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself.

No matter how serious your life is, you can always find someone who doesn't think you are stupid.

5. If you want to be willful, you must learn to endure first, and you can be willful only if you can bear the consequences. If you want to be independent, you must learn to be strong before you can be independent. If you want unbridled love, first learn to forget. Only by forgetting the pain of lovelorn can we boldly love. You can do anything, but only if you can't feel sad about the result. The real strength of a person is not what he can do, but what he can bear.

6. If you don't argue, you will be merciful; Wisdom without arguing; If you don't smell it, you will be clean; Not greedy is giving; If you break evil, you are doing good; If you change, you are repenting; If you are humble, you are worshipping Buddha; If you keep the ceremony, you keep the precepts; If you forgive, you will be free; If you are satisfied, you just put it down; And you benefit others, which is selfish.

7. When a woman approaches the age of 30, marriage suddenly becomes a compulsory topic. At the same time, love has become a multiple-choice question.

Eight, procrastination is a euphemism for refusal. If someone keeps keeping you waiting, don't let yourself fall into the trap again. How many times I waited, all I got was a serious injury. People who really care about you won't have the heart to keep you waiting too long. -Su Qin

If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.

Ten, it is not the years that make people mature, but your experience. Taste everything and see through it naturally; See through the world and look down on it.

Never give up, keep going, and there will be unexpected scenery. Maybe it's not on the road you originally wanted to go, nor on the top of the mountain you originally wanted to climb, but another road also has the scenery of another road, and different peaks will have beautiful sunrises and embark on a new road.

Twelve, don't call, don't say hello, don't keep the appointment on time, you are too busy, I understand. If one day I don't love you, it's your turn to understand.

Thirteen, I said before: We will be overwhelmed by other people's words, because our hearts are too fragile. Later I said: Don't care about other people's opinions, because they have nothing to do with your life. In fact, no one can completely ignore criticism. Those who are extremely free and easy in the face of criticism and laugh it off are not strong enough to care, but the opposite criticism can naturally be disguised. Force is also a kind of power. -Liu Tong

Fourteen, choosing a lover does not need too many criteria, as long as three points: don't lie to you, don't hurt you, and accompany you.

Fifteen, as long as you run, the world will run with you, as long as you stop, the world will abandon you and run alone. Only when you set your direction and run hard will the world make way for you. You need to move and let the wind behind you.

Sixteen, life is like the sea rushing, and it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves without encountering islands and reefs.

Seventeen, you don't have to be cold, I didn't think about entanglement.

Eighteen, there will always be someone who makes you sad, and there will always be a love to teach you to turn around. Facing the people in our hearts and the helpless feelings, what we have to do is not to stick to it, but to let go at the right time. Don't think that every man who makes you cry is predestined. He probably just accidentally touched you when he was passing by. If you do, it will only hurt more. So, you can't be taunted but you can afford to hide.

Nineteen, no one loves children, and they always have to support themselves.

The most important thing in love is not how to love others, but how to be the best of yourself.

Twenty-one, the weak wait for opportunities, the strong strive for opportunities, and the wise create opportunities. Those who have the ability to create opportunities are also looking for more suitable candidates. Opportunities are only for those who are prepared and can cheer for your process. The word "preparation" is not just talk.

On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people, and we are always being surpassed by some people. The secret of life is to find a speed that suits you best. Don't be overwhelmed by illness, and don't waste your life because of slowness. The happiness of life is to go your own way and see your own scenery.

Love is that others will stay with you after seeing your shortcomings.

Twenty-four, if you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

Life is like a cup of tea. Only a normal mind can make us stand the ups and downs.

Twenty-six, sometimes it is ourselves who refuse true love. We are afraid, even afraid, that we will not be loved from the bottom of our hearts, because we seldom love others selflessly. Refuse to pay, refuse to be serious, and don't want to love until you have confirmed that the other person's love is fierce in countless tests, but often at this time, the person who loves you has turned away.

Twenty-seven, you don't have to be cold. I didn't think about entanglement.