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From Tanabata to single dog.

1, I will play lianliankan all day on Tanabata, and one pair will be eliminated.

2, love can be late, but take-away is not.

Today is Oriental Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I'm from the south.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I have to explain to you a "note": dogs will die if they eat chocolate!

5, love and hate, that is the only process of human growth.

6. A good man is someone else's husband.

7. When my love comes to the edge of the cliff, the peak turns around.

8. Click on my avatar to open a private chat and send the password "Shall we try?" You will have a chance to get a "try" or "thank you for your participation". The redemption date is before August 17.

9. On Tanabata, the florist laughs in the morning and the hotel owner laughs at night. The drugstore owner also smiled the next morning. A month later, the obstetrician and gynecologist also smiled.

10. Tomorrow is Tanabata, and I suddenly want to travel. I told my friend: I have imprisoned myself for so long, I really want to travel, and then I will release myself. Friend: Come on! Single dog still can't satisfy you? Still want to be a stray dog? ......

1 1, I can't heal the wound and forget the unhealed pain, but my heart is surging, and I shouldn't have this dream.

12, nothing to do, I have to be alone on Tanabata this year. Even my dog has a date!

13. There is no gift on Tanabata today. We only accept boyfriends.

14, it turns out that our sadness is only once in our life.

15, Tanabata will play Lianliankan all day, and it will feel great to eliminate a pair.

16, always thinking about the past, indicating that the heart is old, and the heart is always a taboo for women.

17, Valentine's Day is just a Thursday. What's the big deal?

18, roses all the way, I never thought this festival was so far away from me.

19, Tanabata Valentine's Day, nobody loves me, so I love myself.

20, Tanabata is good at home, why bother to be messy in the wind.