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Humorous about the Dragon Boat Festival, saying that putting on the Dragon Boat Festival means doing homework in a different place.

1, I'll buy zongzi myself! I hope everyone will cooperate. Thank you.

2. Putting on the Dragon Boat Festival means doing homework in another place.

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4, Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yes

5. Hungry, hungry, hungry, songs are sung for songs; White rice with a green coat, how many do you eat? Don't answer me yet. Brown hasn't cooked yet. I'll let you serve when I'm full Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

6, miss your smile, aftertaste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my madness, think about my needs, or kill you early, ah, Zongzi.

7. Did you think of me in this story? Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the outside of the cloud nine! Ah, Zongzi, my favorite.

8. Eat jiaozi during the Spring Festival, jiaozi on New Year's Eve, glutinous rice balls for the Lantern Festival, moon cakes for the Mid-Autumn Festival and zongzi and Nima for the Dragon Boat Festival. I can't find a reason to lose weight.

9. A zongzi is full of love and misses you. The leaves are very happy. I wish you good luck and happiness. Jujube is sweet and sticky, and you are happy and lucky. On the fifth day of May, I wish you success in your career.

10, Dragon Boat Festival is after the college entrance examination. It's up to you to eat zongzi to celebrate or throw yourself into the river to vent your anger.

1 1, I am Zongye, you are rice, wrapped around you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12, your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is symmetrical, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi.

13, the high temperature persists in summer, life is boring, revolutionary work is too tired, personal health is precious, it is right to eat more fruits and vegetables, no matter how annoying, you should sleep, find a time to get together, and the place is not too expensive. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

14, you are sexy and plump, and clothes can't cover your protrusions; You have a unique body odor, and distance can't blow away your fragrance; On the top of your skin, jade is not as clear as yours. If I still pretend to be a gentleman, I will come for nothing. I will be satisfied with you, Zongzi.

15, Newton died, leaving a bunch of formulas. Qu Yuan died and left the Dragon Boat Festival for three days. The people of China are still very friendly to the people of China.

16, may it be the wind! Happiness is plain sailing! Blessing is a boat! The wind of desire blows the boat full of blessings, raises the happy sail, floats to the happy you, and gently says to you: You are happy, so I am happy! Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

17, Dragon Boat Festival is coming, please give me something to sell, thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either I've been staring at you for a year.

18, what should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

19, the first stage: waiting for Qingming. The second stage: looking forward to May Day. The third stage: Waiting for the Dragon Boat Festival. Pack up for the summer vacation.

20. Have you ever eaten an apple on Christmas Eve? If so, remember that Tomb-Sweeping Day eats Yuanbao candles, Dragon Boat Festival, New Year's Day firecrackers, Mid-Autumn Festival Chang 'e and Christmas tree.