Very sad and sad to say: I can't give you my heart, then do you want the rest of your life?

1, change your life with my three fireworks.

No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

Life without you is not difficult, just slow.

If you are willing to inform me, I will tell you without asking. If you just want to fly in the dust, you can never explain it. I only look at the golden jade of my opinion.

I haven't drunk the strongest wine, but I broke the hand that I shouldn't have.

6. Don't waste your youth for a group.

7. I think it is most sincere not to say it.

8, you said, when you want to cry, what's the use of wrapping your tears so that they don't fall?

9. I always hide in the depths of dreams and seasons, listening to flowers and nights singing nightmares, singing prosperity, and singing off all the memories.

10, people who can't forget their love will be cautious about the past.

1 1. If one day, you want to leave, then allow me to run slowly so that I can catch up with you.

12. Actually, I'm fine, but I'm not used to it. I just feel comfortable occasionally. I just miss a group suddenly at a certain moment, and I feel sad when I hear a familiar word.

13, in those long years when you loved me, I may be the happiest person in the world, but those days have come and I can't stay.

14, I can't give you my heart, so do you want to spend the rest of your life together?

15. Hypnotizing others is not fun at all. Self hypnosis is the most interesting.

Laugh at the young man, not at him.

1. The company is in recession recently, which makes people suspicious. Open the company intranet, prompting that it is loading. . . Several people complained that they were fired. . .

2. What is the most important organ in the human body?

B: Brain.

A: No, it's the heart. How can people live without it?

B: Can't that man live without a brain?

Who said that? You're alive and well! hahaha. . .

B: # * $% # $% Shit! ! !

3, buddy: I found a wallet today!

Me: Have you contacted the owner? I guess he's worried sick!

Dude: Yes, I found the owner's phone number in my wallet and told him not to worry, just buy another one!

I heard two girls talking in front of the bookshelf: What's the difference between these two books?

One is a southerner robbing a tomb, and the other is a northerner robbing a tomb, with different styles.

Stealing a look, I found that I was talking about grave robbery notes and ghost blowing lights.

A diaosi buddy told us a few days ago that he had a girlfriend, but no one believed him!

Today, he showed off in front of us again: My girlfriend's cooking is particularly delicious!

We sighed for a while: Now the technology is so developed?

6. I have been dating my girlfriend for almost half a year. I asked her: How do you feel about me?

Girlfriend: No feeling!

So I quickly invited her out for a candlelight dinner. After eating, I asked, How do you feel now?

Girlfriend: Well, I feel quite full!

Young man, do you want a girl? It's free.

I have been with my friends for almost two years, and my feelings have always been good. But recently, I found that he is getting colder and colder to me, which is not as good as before. Until one day, I had something on my way to work, and then I came back halfway. When I opened the bedroom door, I found him lying in bed with a strange woman. I was stunned for a long time. Finally, I said silently, "Can you tell me when you began to like women?"

Xiao Wang went to buy a car. The salesman asked, "Do you want a hatchback or a sedan?" Xiao Wang said, "They are all small. I want a five-compartment car. " Sales: "Why is it not spicy?

I teased the boss's daughter (16 or 17) that she didn't know when the boss came, but no one told me that after work, the boss invited me to dinner, and there were spicy squid and leek squid, which fired me. Now I'm thinking about going to work tomorrow.

There is a kannika nimtragol in the street with a bad temper. She has a bad relationship with her husband and her mother-in-law has a bad temper. Once she quarreled with her mother-in-law, and her husband yelled at her and told her to get out. Kannika nimtragol was angry and really came out at night ... it was extremely cold ... her home was far away, and she couldn't bear to stay in a hotel. An hour later, she flew back ... back. ..

Dad bought a pair of chess, and he will drag me to play a few games when he comes home from work. Seeing that my father was so cheerful, I sat down and played a few games with him. Suddenly I lit a cigarette, and my dad grabbed it, put it in his mouth and smoked a few mouthfuls. When he saw my mother coming out of the kitchen, he quickly stuffed it into my hand. Looking at half a cigarette in my hand, and then at my dad's calm expression, I suddenly found that this chess game is getting more and more interesting.

When I was in junior high school, I bought a pair of chicken wings on the Jianghu. They were abnormal and spicy. The boss used a needle to beat capsaicin on the chicken wings. I took a bite, drank two cans of Sprite, and threw the rest to the stray dogs on the roadside. As a result, the dog ate a chicken wing and jumped directly into the river.

"During this time, I quarreled with my wife every day." "Can you argue with her?" "Every time I talk to the end, she doesn't say anything." "So powerful, what did you say?" "I said, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

The hobo's wife was pregnant for more than two months, and the calculated date was similar, but she was pregnant after all the measures were taken. I said it might be Tt's fault. Bought it from a small vendor, and a second-rate wife collapsed. I asked why, but the second-rate wife said seriously: What if the child asks us how he came? Can you say that it was bought by an impostor?

I remember when I was in high school, all the delicious food I often brought was taken away by my classmates, and I once celebrated April Fool's Day! I bought several packages of Oreos generously and turned all the white things in them into toothpaste. Since then, no classmates have robbed me of my delicious food. .

I was a little hungry at night, so I went out to eat midnight snack. As a result, just after eating for a while, an aunt sneaked over and asked me, "Do you want a girl?" Free! ".I was excited at that time and felt that there was such a good thing. I said, give me one right away. After a while, my aunt brought a plate of duck head. ...

That day, when the teacher wanted to go to the toilet, a student ran over and said, "Teacher, I have no paper. Can I have some paper? " Based on the teacher's moral quality, I gave her my paper and asked him to go to the office to get it for me. He has been in class for a long time and hasn't come yet. ...

Funny whispers make your girlfriend laugh.

1. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

2. Because I miss your wisdom, every cell in my mind is full of thoughts, wisdom and knowledge. When I confront you, I no longer feel lonely and bored. Because the road is too long, there are too many dreams, and the world is desolate and indifferent, I want to walk with you and resist the wind and rain together; Because I want to tell you that besides Xionghong's symphony, there are also gentle serenades in life. Don't forget to appreciate life on the way forward?

3. Red flowers and white gauze shy cheeks, say a willing answer in a shallow smile, and hold your hand in my arms to cross the ends of the earth and walk into a warm place called home.

You know, what if an ugly person like you can't get married? I made sacrifices.

5. Girl: Strange! Why do you always chew candy when you talk to me? Young man: If you don't chew sugar, you won't get sweet words. Girl: Ridiculous! Young man: No, it's chewing gum.

Every time I meet you, my heart is always beating. I don't know why you always nod and smile at me.

7. When petals are flying, please be my beautiful bride.

8. How many times have you been in my dream? How many times have I called you from my heart alone? I just want to hold your hand and walk the road of life. How great love is. Get married.

9. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Yes, because you are still with me. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name.

10. The power of love is peace, regardless of reason, custom, honor or disgrace. When you feel it, it can turn all fear, shock and pain into sweetness.

1 1. I want to share everything with you, because I can't find another woman who matches me except you.

12. I swear to marry you! Don't try to escape from my clutches in this life! Why don't we use turtles as our floats so that we can be together! This period is ten thousand years! Years! Years!

13. After the heat, my heart is indifferent, and the instantaneous glory can't bring me unforgettable yearning.

14. You said that our hearts are interlinked. Indeed, every time I see you, it's like seeing myself. I always feel what you want to say and do in advance. Many things happen to coincide. I almost doubt that we were one person in our last life.

15. The greatest happiness in my life is that I can hold you to sleep every night, wake you up every morning and wake you up every morning.

16. You asked me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

17. I really can't figure out why our generation has encountered so many troubles. I think it's because the times we live in give us too much comfort and let us have too much time to make trouble for ourselves.

18. When I love you, I feel the earth shaking. I only expect to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you, and peach blossoms will bloom in the east wind.

19. It is a kind of sadness to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

20. Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?