When you are bored, tell interesting stories that make you happy.

1. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired. 2. Being a man for the first time has little experience.

3. Actually, it's pure. I never knew the serial number of this piece. Please give me your advice.

The college entrance examination is over, let's elope together. . .

5. Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

6. The true sense of belonging lies in your heart. Control your own destiny, because your biggest opponent will always be yourself.

7. If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later.

8. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

9. Come back, I can't fool you alone.

10. If it is closed for a long time, it will be divided, and if it is closed for a long time, it will be closed; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

1 1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high!

12. One day, with thick soil as evidence, I am willing to exchange my weight for the good weather in China this year!

13. I think girls who wear school uniforms without makeup look much better than girls who wear miniskirts and strapless vests.

14. Count sheep if you can't sleep. I'm sleepy when I count to B. Drink a glass of water and keep counting before going to bed.

15. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

16. The neighbor's uncle is so naughty that he only cares about the moonlight fan in the air. Two or three cups to six o'clock, aunt.

17. Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

18. Let me go. It was my wishful thinking from beginning to end.

19. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning bags all your life.

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

2 1. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

22. The social road is difficult, and people are different from dogs.

23. Just because you think an angel is resting on your shoulder, others see everything shining.

24. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

25. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

27. You are an angel in the devil, which makes hatred too tacky.

I like sending flowers to others, because I know that when that person sees another flower, he will be very happy.

29.20 years ago today, did you receive the message I sent you? It doesn't matter if you don't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

30. Life is just waiting for tomorrow.

3 1. There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

I won't frown at anyone he loves desperately.

I can make friends without money. Without friends, I can make friends. Without friends, I can find someone else. Hehe, actually I don't lack anything.

34. Men like women's beautiful faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

35. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

37. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

38. Students who want to catch up on their homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework from the middle raise their hands.

39. If you know that you still love me and admire my good character, then you have never seen my childlike innocence.

40. You said I didn't love you as much as he did.

4 1. There is laughter when there is me in the class.

42. A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

43. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

44. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

The space released when bored is funny.

1, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

You are so charming that you attract countless blind people to compete.

I am the most normal among the abnormal people and the most abnormal among the normal people.

4. Don't hang yourself on a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

You are really creative and have the courage to live.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

7. Don't talk to me about life. You weren't born.

8. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

9. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair forever.

10, the lovelorn experience of his aunt and brother can be used for TV series.

1 1, how can you be so calm when you secretly love me?

12, I don't even want the spilled basin.

13, you have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when driving.

14. Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

15, there are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

16. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

17, you look serious and seem to really understand people!

18, I feel so unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

19, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

20. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

23. No matter how hard you are, you should think of yourself as 250. No matter how difficult it is to take risks, you should also regard yourself as a two-faced person.

24. Better fight with wise men than talk to SB!

25, a big woman can't be without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day!

26. Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

27, love her, please do painless abortion for her.

I never write words, but I write interchangeable words.

29, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a "person."

30. Erection is not everything, but it is absolutely impossible.

3 1, don't fall asleep in class, just bury your drunkenness on the wine table.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

33. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

34. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

35. Growing old together is more than dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

An interesting story to relieve boredom.

1. Stand higher and pee farther.

2. The calendar flashes with time, calling me stupid.

Once a year in summer, I always think of the deep blue sky from light blue.

4. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast once.

I don't have any ideal, as long as the flag is flown at half mast in China after my death.

6. Don't reveal my false strength. Can you protect my vulnerability?

7. I prefer knives to fatal injuries.

8. Love is a matter for two people. It's no use just thinking.

9. I had crazy ideas before. Now I'm desperate to forget

10. Once, we smiled together. Nowadays, we are strangers to each other.

1 1. If we are separated, we will never come back. Time can't go back and feelings can't go back.

12. If you can't be the master of your mood, you will be the slave of your mood.

13. If you don't know, don't understand, don't think, don't love, don't love, how can you be so greedy?

14. My heart is broken, but I can't touch you.

15. You don't have me in your heart, but my heart is full of you.

16. When you interfere in my affairs, you should consider yourself first.

17. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

18. I'm sorry. I can't find anyone to say that I am wronged and die slowly in my heart.

19. I'm not you. How can I get out?

20. Twist, lick and soak. Do you think I am Oreo?

2 1. When the sun sets, many people lament its desolation, just as many people praise the vibrant sunrise.

22. Lies, like lines, are often recited. Telling the truth is like coughing. Most of them are squirted out when they can't hold back.

23. Sometimes I feel very distressed and breathless, and I have to pretend to be cheerful and indifferent.

24. I just don't feel well You can say whatever you want. I won't be sad. I don't care.

I wish myself a happy life, my good friends. I'm sorry I've been away for so long. You don't remember.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I won't take it.

27. Women are careful, but not too careful. If they are too cautious, they may be petty ~

28. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

29. Thank those who have no obligation to accompany me.

30. If you love my half, I want to see her, and I am most willing to pay for you.

3 1. Talk about eternity, talk about vows of eternal love. Later, the flowers were buried, and the promise was like the wind. Meeting you was a dream of Conan.

32. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Click it and someone will come out.

33. We also had good memories, only blurred by tears.

34. If one day I am with someone else, it is not my fault. I can only blame myself for not knowing how to cherish.

You are the only one in the world. How can I not cherish you?

36. Now I love you and you don't love me. I just want to be with you. I'll dump you when you fall in love with me!

37. The cherry blossoms all failed. Won't they come back?

38. I am your real levity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

40. In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.

4 1. This city, if it didn't have you from the beginning, maybe I wouldn't fail him better.

42. Don't touch, don't touch, don't think about my people. I can't control my temper well.

43. When we were children, we all liked to wear hemp high heels.

44. Are some people frustrated because they don't want to be lonely?

45. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, someone will always be a substitute.

46. You are the most painful choice for Russia. Why do you never give up wandering?

47. The heart is often the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but they will lie to you for a lifetime.

48. After the holiday, let this absurd youth end.

49. I should have been playing, but I was too absorbed. Youth, which should be indulged, can only be resigned to fate.

50. Effort is a verb, not a noun.

5 1. Selfish people will never find happiness.

52. Do you think I am strong, so I am not cherished?

53. I hope your reply can be as quick as an automatic reply.

54. If you can't give up, continue to like it, at least your heart won't be empty.

55. After a relationship is over, I will choose to cut my hair to a particularly cool and handsome level.

56. Don't always call me naive. I just don't want you to know that my heart hurts.

I swear that you are my enemy.

Please cure your illness, take your medicine, shut your mouth, close your legs and get out of here.

59. Women who depend on men will fall down one day.

What you can't see is my sadness. After all, you have no idea how much I love you. Because you care, but pretend you don't care.

6 1. Change your heart and give me a heart of stone.

Although I haven't left yet, I miss you so much! This is the most romantic love story.

63. Silence is a kind of wisdom, a kind of skill and an advantageous mentality.

64. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

65. A successful career is not necessarily your ideal.

66. Singles Day appears because you haven't come to my side yet; I am waiting for you.

67. The most difficult choice in the world is to choose between the two.

68. I stretch out three fingers and say to you: I'll give you five words: nonsense!

69. Human nature is the most interesting book, and you can't finish it all your life.

70. Maybe one day, those children will leave you and me, and maybe one day, you will forget me.

Boring, funny, tell me.

1, how boring it is to break up. Play divorce if you can!

2. failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

3. Failure in politics? Normal! China has a population of1300 million. Is it your turn to be president?

I will send you salt if I love you, and send you to Japan if I hate you.

I'm going to get a haircut, and I have bangs around my neck.

I don't mind you lying to me. The important thing is that you can't lie to me.

7. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

8, a man who will cheat, ballet must be beautiful.

2B is used to describe you, and people don't like pencils. Lovely personality signature

10, when you are in a good mood, it sounds really nice. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

1 1, always want to turn around beautifully, but always hit the wall gorgeously.

12, the woman who can't cry is a monster, and the woman who can only cry is a waste.

13, people live to prove that they are not dead.

14. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

15, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing. One hand is tragedy, the other is comedy.

16, I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

17, failed in Chinese? Normal! Do you swear by rhetoric?

18, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

19, in addition to teeth, there is love.

20, the water does not know the depth, people do not know how good.

2 1, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

22. When I sing the truth, tears will flow down.

23. I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou without paying the phone bill.

24. Wang Zi said, Look again, and I'll go home and get the money.

25. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

26. I don't spray as well as you. That's a fountain.

27. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

28. Toothache On the surface, pain is happiness.

29. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

30. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a "rogue" in this life!

3 1, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way!

32. The classic quotation of the primary school teacher: "I will kick you out with a slap!"

33. People's heart beats faster than Transformers.

34. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

35. Sorry, the number you dialed is married!

36. Wu Guimei and Ge have registered as earth users!

37. Youth is dedicated to a glass of wine. Being drunk is drinking.

38. The people I love most are my family! No one can replace it!

39. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

40. Go your own way and let the scum say it!

4 1, new love and old love, the new is the joy, the old is the love.

42. The girl is gentle and her brother is obedient.

Hey, the more I talk to you, the worse I get.

44. Not necessarily the prince riding a white horse, but also the Tang Priest.

45. Blacklist, you deserve it.

There is always such a person, which we call a "well", which means both horizontal and vertical.

47. Money without culture just doesn't like it. I like it when I'm handsome. People don't love you.

48, don't think that you took a leaf, you are IP Man.

49. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I cut off all my legs. What about gold?

50, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.