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About the epidemic can't go out, talk about the excitement of the Chinese New Year epidemic can't go out, and talk about the copy.

The epidemic is boring at home. What if I want to send a circle of friends and can't find a copy? It doesn't matter, I brought you a funny story about staying indoors during the Chinese New Year. You can collect these sentences if you like. Send a circle of friends every day to prove your existence!

What if the epidemic doesn't go out? 1.? Stay at home and make contributions to the country. Get fat in the new year, get acne on your chin, forget your age, and grow up to be kind.

2.? On the ninth day of not going out, I hope the epidemic will end soon. Let's embrace the warm spring together ~

3.? I've been at home for thirteen days. I continue to respond to the call, don't go out, don't add chaos to the country. I hope the epidemic will get better as soon as possible. It is really worrying to watch the number of patients with coronavirus pneumonia increase day by day. When the country is big, it is always full of disasters, and everything will be fine. Come on, God bless China. ?

4.? This new year is a holiday when we are stuck at home and can't play happily, while some people are still struggling for their lives.

5.? I wanted to go home for the Spring Festival, and I got 10 Jin. As a result, I was trapped at home because of the epidemic, and I couldn't buy anything or eat it. I could only get thinner and thinner.

6.? Today is a picnic. You can't go out at home now Crispy noodles in the supermarket are very attractive today.

7.? I don't know what to do when I am stuck at home every day, and my circle of friends sends it every day, which is very annoying. The day when the epidemic situation is effectively controlled is our New Year!

8.? The mobile phone is still fully charged without charging for three days. Although trapped at home, it is also very fulfilling. Occasionally watching mobile phones is to pay attention to the epidemic.

9.? I have arrived at my post, working from home. There is no need to satisfy the country at present. I will not add chaos to boarding graduate school, mobile phone registration and telephone communication, and WeChat online.

10.? In 2020, I was looking forward to the new year with great joy. However, at the beginning of the Spring Festival, people were overwhelmed by a new type of pneumonia. Far more serious and terrible than imagined. This disaster has been reminding us to learn to cherish. But the virus is ruthless! Everybody Qi Xin, Qi Xin! Overcome the epidemic as soon as possible and welcome a better life! Come on, China! ?

It's funny that the Chinese New Year epidemic can't get out. Tell me about the copy 1. When I went out to buy a flower duck, I accidentally tore open the bag and the duck jumped out with a clang! ! ! It turned out to be a noisy mud duck.

2.? Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks and became impatient after eating them. I used to eat chopsticks, dates and pills.

3.? Staying up late: I really like staying up late. I think I was a street lamp in my last life.

4.? When I am too tired: I am too tired, bring a lucky netizen to call me.

5.? Tell others my current situation: ideal summer vacation: lose weight and get rich; Summer vacation in reality: reducing wealth and increasing weight.

6.? When going out too hot: going out for 5 minutes and sweating for 2 hours, I am just a handful of cumin from the barbecue.

7.? Suddenly feeling: It would be nice if the weight can exceed 100 minus 20.

8.? Comfort brothers and sisters: Be strong, at least you are liked by mosquitoes.

9.? Everyone sees me as: myopia+facial paralysis+phobia+unresponsiveness = coldness in others' eyes.

10.? Tell the truth: you're not ugly, but you look good.

1 1.? I bought a squid beard at a roadside kebab shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said I called it an empty beard.

12.? I bumped into the corner of the table when I went out. The rag on the table fell off and rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

13.? The doctor gave me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out. It turned out to be a good pill.

14.? I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a quiet bun.

When is the epidemic closure expected to be lifted? 1, I think it's been at least half a month, or even longer. Now the daily epidemic report data is growing a little scary, and it will be faster than this if it is not blocked.

2. During the period of novel coronavirus, the number of road closures depends on the situation of epidemic control. If the epidemic situation is effectively controlled, the road closure will be lifted, which depends on the requirements of the national government and local governments.