Single dog is very funny.

With the rapid development of social networks, more and more people like to release stories to vent their emotions and adjust their mood. Do you know what kind of conversation is special? The following is my collection of single dog's funny stories for reference only. Let's have a look.

Single dog's funny talk 1 1 is a hooligan, not for the purpose of getting married.

2. Whose husband is it? He is so handsome.

3. Isn't it single? One day, I was in a hurry. Send me I love you one by one on WeChat, which is which.

Our status as a single aristocrat is too expensive.

People like you, I have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you.

6. Calm down before you love others.

7. It's good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can be moved by it.

8. I want to find someone I like and end my single life.

9, little sister, I am single, welcome small fresh meat.

10, a person's New Year's Eve, feels abandoned by the whole world.

1 1, the handsome guy is tempted, come on, have fun.

12, look, that's single dog.

13, there is nothing wrong with being single, but choosing the wrong one is the biggest mistake!

14, Jun asked that the return date was undecided, and a piece of lemon accompanied Tanabata.

15, it's boring. We have to find a reason to hide it.

16, don't love light, single is all elite.

17, sunglasses area, nobody loves it.

18, the air is filled with the sour taste of love.

19, so cute, I have to find a reason to marry this woman.

20. I don't want to give up, so I always insist; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I prefer to be alone.

2 1, if you don't tie it, I won't. I will shine my shoes in a nursing home.

22, sensitive people are not suitable for love, it is best to be alone.

23. Is it bad to be a dog? Why are you in love?

You want a Japanese dog every day. I believe you, but you won't come.

25. I really want to find a Gemini who can draw as a boyfriend!

26, want to fall in love, everyone quickly advised me.

27. Generally, good-looking people are single, such as me.

28, rent it yourself, it's too expensive to raise it.

29, accept the object, accept the object.

30. Single people seem to be more free and honest than ordinary people.

3 1, some people fall in love, some people cheat, and some people are widows from beginning to end.

32. Previously, it was not single dog, but a single aristocrat.

33, single, looking for someone.

34, it is because there is no boyfriend supervision, I can't control my mouth, and my weight is rising.

35, long live single, no feeling.

36. If I don't spend money for her, I will feel sick all over.

37. It's too hot in summer, and I want to find someone to have a cold war.

38. I still like a person, without expectation or disappointment.

39. People live to be rich and beautiful, and to collect their wives!

40, get a wife, my beautiful princess, I'm late.

4 1, Pip dog, let's go!

42. It's not that I don't want to fall in love, but that I won't talk about love that anyone can talk about.

43. In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

44. Hey, is my little baby there?

45, looking for an object must find one, the degree of air conditioning is compatible.

46. If someone pulls a small hand with a big hand, I will pull a right hand with my left hand.

47. How cute. We need to find a reason to be her boyfriend.

48. Another tail ring, being single again and forgetting each other is the best ending.

49. I am so sleepy that I have to get up when my husband kisses me.

50. single dog Prize, one for you!

5 1, I believe in fate, and the gender and age of the account are not limited.

52. Excuse me, where did everyone get the object and what procedures are needed?

53. There is no love in this life, and the oath is no longer like a stranger.

54. The recipient was replaced by a stainless steel iron basin.

55. single dog suddenly lost her dream.

56. Can you lend me 300,000 yuan? I want to go home and marry a wife.

57. The eagle calls the chicken, and the eagle calls the chicken. Please answer.

58. Interesting. I want this woman.

59. You are still a lonely single dog.

60. Now: Enjoy the freedom of being single.

6 1, happiness is the road you choose! Congratulations on being single again!

I remember that the man you met last year was not this man.

63. Who likes summer? Please hold me in your arms in summer.

64. Don't look at me piteously. I'd rather stay alone than settle down!

Don't be afraid to get married in the future. Many people are single after marriage.

66. A person, a city, died alone.

67. Today, everyone is single dog.

68. Make a living first, then seek love. Business is dinner and love is dessert.

69. I have been waiting in line for twenty years. Can I talk about this love first?

70. If you want to live, think clearly before you answer!

7 1, I've been single for a long time. Even when I cook jiaozi and see two of them sticking together, I will separate them with a shovel.

72. I am an ordinary person. Don't come if you want to find a handsome guy, although I'm not bad either.

73. If you walk for a long time, you will be faster. If you stay single for a long time, you will forget love. Lonely for a long time, I don't know loneliness.

74. Recruit 10 boyfriend online and be the captain first.

75. Wandering has a long back in the world.

76. Stupid couples, this kind of single aristocrat is not rare.

77. My hero, where are you now?

78. Looking for an object can't find anything too trendy or tasteful.

79. I have a love affair and want to talk to you.

80. The trash can will receive flowers, but you won't. What does this mean?

8 1, tell Taohua, don't open it, I will plant my own flower sea.

Please associate with me on the premise of marriage.

83. Everything in the world is so vulgar that it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

84. Hug, if you can't hold on, I'll lose two pounds and come back, little brother.

85. Show loving people changed batch after batch, and only I was single.

86. single dog is me and I am single dog.

87. The man's name is single dog. What's the woman's name? Dog ignore?

Single dog told a funny story about 2 1. Single dog has been cooking for a long time and is tired of eating dog food. When can he eat?

There are many fish in the sea, but not many people with two legs.

When you get married one day, you will wish that you are still single.

Being single allows you to enjoy loneliness.

5. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

6. Learn to love yourself before you love others.

7. She may just have lost your number.

8. Don't become a cat lover, big sister.

9. You should let me fix you up. I know who is best for you.

10, you don't need anyone!

You haven't let go of your ex.

12, he is just not ready to make a serious commitment to you.

13. single dog wants to eat a steaming dog on such a cold day.

14. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly ate the dog and ignored it.

15, teach you a trick. Don't ignore the dog and be my wife.

16, 20 years, what is the difference between men and women!

17, love yourself first, then love others.

18, don't give up hope, one day TA will appear, you just have to wait.

19, didn't you worry that you might not have children?

20. Try to find someone to date first.

2 1, I can't wait to meet your future spouse. They must be very good.

22. Are you dating anyone now?

23. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you.

24. When I was a child, I was called Dog Leftover by my grandmother, Rabbit by my mother, and single dog by others when I was older. This is a sad animal history.

Love will happen when you least expect it.

26, why are you still single, and the conditions are quite good!

27. We agreed to make steamed buns together, but you secretly kept a dog.

28, don't say you are single dog, dogs are dead at your age.

Single dog told a funny story about 3 1. Her feelings were very stable and she was alone all the time.

I don't want to get rid of poverty and get rich, but I want to live and die.

3. Love can be late, but takeout is not.

4, high-end players are free, less love and more fish.

5. Does anyone accept idle baby? I'm free anyway.

6. I was infatuated with love for a short time, but I wanted to get rich most.

7. Can you restrain your happiness? It's a little noisy for my loneliness

8. Being trapped by love is not Ben Altman's style.

9, fat in vain, hopeless.

10, please move me to my parents and relatives tomorrow. I wish you a hundred years of harmony and unity forever.

1 1. A girl's journey is to become a rich woman, not to be trapped in her children's feelings.

12, extremes meet, beauty must be single.

13, heroes don't ask the source, singles don't ask the age.

14, I'm going to fall in love soon. I don't know who it is, so I'm happy for him first.

15, finally ended the single life for half a year, and started to have less than half a year left.

16. Challenge to be single for 300 days. Today is the 9637th day.

17, my road to love is very smooth, and there is no one all the way.

18, "I like you" and "Thank you for your support!"

19, we don't accept gifts on holidays this year, but only our boyfriends.

20. I have an appointment. Thank you for your concern. I don't intend to make it public yet, because the relationship is not stable, and sometimes I can't dream of it.

2 1, I, the devil incarnate, apply to be your gummy bear.

22. Do you need a light bulb? It doesn't matter whether you eat or not, mainly because you want to see love up close.

I want to buy my boyfriend a present. Do you have any good boyfriends to recommend?

24. For the record, it's not that I don't fall in love. I'm not welcome.

25. Tonight, 6,543,800,000 single dog will observe a moment of silence here.

Single dog is joking 4 1. After all, I am single dog.

I'm not the only one in single dog, and I don't need to be sad.

Millions of single dog celebrate Singles Day.

4. single dog is also a dog. It is illegal for you to show your love like this.

5. For single dog, every recent Thursday is a black Thursday to show love.

6. Hot in summer, frozen in winter, tired in school. Now I'm still single dog. I really want to experience the feeling of being a man. ...

7. I just want to find an avatar. They are all lovers' heads! The world is really hostile to single dog!

8, I am not white, not tall or thin, but also very poor! So I'll stick to single dog.

9. I am single dog, and I am free.

10, single dog's street today is a dead, dead, dead.

1 1, the whole world is showing love, how can single dog live?

12, do you know how much single dog envies you when he sees a couple show their love?

13, National Day is coming, but are you different from single dog?

14, "I heard that chocolate goes well with music on rainy days" "Oh, really? I heard that it is better to bring single dog at Christmas. "

15, girls in Singles' Day dormitory received flowers from their boyfriends, what should single dog do!

16. What is the reason for single dog? There are too many gay friends ~ _ ~

17, Double Eleven Taobao special is to comfort us in single dog.

18, single dog can also celebrate the New Year by itself.

19, I am a perennial adopted single dog.

20. "I found that I like to use a couple's online name, and only use a' single dog'.

2 1, Christmas is just a sad day for single dog.

22. How does the game make single dog feel?

23. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs your age are all dead.

24. My deskmate calls me single dog.

25, winter is coming, everyone should pay attention to keep warm, after all, single dog needs to learn to strengthen itself.

26. Girlfriends can have New Year's Eve dinner, and single dog can only stay up late at most.

27. The purpose of this winter is to freeze single dog to death.

28. When I met my first lover on Valentine's Day, I held my child and my wife. I am still a single dog.

29. single dog is here.

30. Tomorrow is another festival to watch couples and dogs show their love in single dog.

3 1, I'd rather be single dog than a lover! ! ! ! ! !

32. How I want to tell my friends frankly that I am the single dog I don't like.

33. Couples on Tanabata this year had better not be met by single dog and people who bring their own torches anywhere (friendly reminder).

34. How bad can single dog be?

35. single dog's New Year's surprise is just one year older.

36. Either single dog or groupies are watching the New Year's concert tonight.

37. Everyone has gone to New Year's Eve, and only single dog is still brushing his signature.

38. single dog is also a kind of dog show. Love is a kind of dog abuse. You can not love, but please don't hurt.

39. Two orioles sing green willows. He is no longer single dog.

40. single dog refused to show her love before. Thank you for your cooperation.

4 1, always laughing at himself as single dog but forgetting that he is a anthomaniac.

42. single dog, come out.

According to my research, couples who often show their love in front of single dog generally have no good results.

44. I am willing to be a carefree single dog, at least I don't have to worry about when you will leave.

45. Why are you still single dog?

46. It's not that easy to show love, and single dog has her temper.

47. Does anyone really understand my feelings as a single dog?

48. Couples are celebrating Christmas. Christmas Eve, New Year's Eve to show love, but single dog is worried that there is no companion, how can my long-distance love be possible!

49. As a single dog, I just want to say that all lovers shall be well.

50. For single dog like me, in this cold winter, only the static electricity on the wool trousers is slapping me.

5 1, single dog, look, let's spend New Year's Day together.

52. Use up all the traffic bit by bit in a room without wifi on cloudy days. Is Weibo a nerve garden or a boring pastime in single dog?

I wish the bachelors in single dog a happy life and go to show their love tomorrow.

54. My sisters are all in love. Only I am single dog, and I know that I am not as good as her.

55, flowers are also sent from single dog ~

56. Today I am single dog, and tomorrow I will be old single dog.

57. It's good to be single dog.

58. Shawls (scarves), gloves and hats should be prepared early before winter comes.

59. It is the sweetest moment for single dog to see a couple break up.

60. Hot in summer, cold in winter, ugly in the mirror, don't love single dog, spit a cigarette: MD really wants to experience the feeling of being a man.

6 1, it's either a lovelorn dog or a visit from single dog!

I asked my best friend why no one sent me flowers and chocolates. My best friend said, have you ever seen someone send flowers to a dog? Besides, dogs can't eat chocolate, and single dog is dead.

63. I tried to whisper to everyone on Q. Don't thank me. I'm just single dog.

64, hot into a dog in summer, cold into a dog in winter, ugly into a dog in the mirror, don't love single dog.

65. I just want to be a single dog quietly.

66. The Chinese New Year will be celebrated in two days. Single dog can only stay up late by himself.

67. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

68. single dog is fine, except that she will be lonely.

69. I always want to be cared for when I am sick, but I am single dog.

70, take off the bill, I want to take off the bill The inevitable year is coming, and single dog gives the final cry!

7 1, as a single dog with no money and no object, what should I say?

72. There are always some girls around me who say that their husbands are much better. In fact, they are still single dog. Speaking is very important.

73. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are one of the festivals that forced single dog to die.

74. Break up when you break up. Anyway, you are ugly, and you will do well in gay friends if you don't do single dog ~

75. How about showing love to single dog on New Year's Eve?

76. Stop it. Couples are called New Year's Eve. Single dog stays up at most.

77. How many single dog spend Christmas alone?

Single dog jokes 5 1. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

Some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

I gave you my heart, why did you give me loneliness?

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

5. It's not that there is no love, it's just a mistake!

6. Valentine's Day is just a Thursday. What's the big deal?

7. Miss changing habits, forget changing habits, and change habits alone.

8. Chinese Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

9, rain, quiet, wet clothes, we have taken the same steps but went in different directions.

10, the kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

1 1. Who wishes me a happy single on Valentine's Day? I just wish him a happy breakup. Courtesy is reciprocated.

12, there are reasons to be single. I couldn't find my favorite umbrella, so I had to go ahead in the rain.

13, watching the lovers around me show their love and envy silently, I will also look forward to the day when they show their love.

14. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

15, women are only good at makeup, and men are good at camouflage.

16. If there is no next intersection, will we go to the end?

17, tell the secret to others and get ready to be made public one day.

18, I am single because no one can easily deserve me as the successor of capitalism.

19, have you found that excellent people are generally single?

20. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

2 1, lonely people always think of everyone who appears in their lives, just as I always think of you!

22, he is the sun, he will shine, I reach out and hug him, it will hurt me.

23, I want to kiss you, I want to hug you, I want to chase you, can you stop castrating me?

24. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

26. The greatest advantage of being single is that so many sunny, handsome and rich gentlemen may become my boyfriends.

27. Even though Qian Shan is surrounded by thousands of waters, there is one place I will never reach, and that is your heart.

28. Pay tribute to the remaining memories. Looking back on the only feeling in my heart.

29. If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to fall in love, he will feel that friends are becoming more and more important.

30. It turns out that our sadness comes only once in our life.

3 1, if you can, can you never let go in this life?

32. Valentine's Day is coming. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I sell dog food.

33. When my love comes to the edge of the cliff, the peak turns around.

34. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe the idea in God's heart is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

35. On Valentine's Day, can't I sing Happy Break-up without company?

36. Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have sex with mortals.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

38. Why not be single? A person is clean and neat.

39. I really want to talk to someone, but I am still invisible.

Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

4 1, single people seem to be more free and honest than ordinary people.

42. I was destined to miss you from the moment you left.

43. He stands at the end of the light, which is where I want to set foot but dare not touch.

44. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are with.

I don't want to be alone, but I'm always alone.

46. Promise me that when we are apart, I will be happy to forget and stop touching me.

47. I like you not because of your looks, but because you can give me a feeling that no one can give me.

48. Sing Happy Parting when you meet a couple.

49. In fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

50. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs died at your age.

5 1, I will be your heart in the next life, or you will die if you don't jump.

52. Those who won the quarrel with their girlfriends ended up single.

53. I have finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I will start the second half of the year.

54. I have been single for a long time, and I feel beautiful when I look at dogs. Don't talk about screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

55. Single people are lonely, the kind of loneliness in their bones, which will not be easily noticed.

I've been single for you for ten years and finally got an invitation.

57. It's Tanabata, and I'm still single. I'm old enough to fall in love, and I don't have a boyfriend. I feel lonely.

58. No matter how long the company is, it can't compare with the temporary freshness.

59. I waited for Qixi, but I didn't wait for you I love.

60. I still love you today, and I live alone in memories.

6 1, the other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

Losing contact with you doesn't mean that I don't miss you. I will still miss you wherever I go.

63. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

64. With you in my heart, I am not afraid of loneliness.

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog.

66. There is a single, and there is a single, just for someone.

67. Once we promised forever, now those forever have become the past.

68. Stop saying that you are lonely and addicted to alcohol. Actually, you are single dog.

69. Affection is a heavy burden that I can't bear, and love words are only occasional lies.

70. The most terrible thing in the world is that the person who pushed you into hell once took you to heaven.

7 1. Don't ask me how to spend this Valentine's Day this year. I admit cowardice, and I'm sorry.

72. My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me. So I've always been single.

73. When I am good enough to keep you from leaving me, I will no longer be yours.

74. I'm not single dog, I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

75. I sob to tell you the past days. How ridiculous. I thought you'd be moved.

76. The expression on Sakyamuni's face is always compassion, but Qian Shan can't escape from the boundless waters and the five elements.

77. On such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

78, a mess, except for you, is the background.

79. Tanabata with a lover, but no lover's breath.

80. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I simply said two words "skip"!

8 1, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

I have a crush on him for a long time, but he can't see me until I come to him.