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My friend is 40 years old and still tall. Tell me about it.

Good night: I am in my forties, and I feel the deepest.

In my forties, I don't like or get tired of festivals. As plain as water, the same day is the same.

In my forties, my dreams are basically gray, and occasionally the spark of passion flashes and goes out.

In my forties, I have a smile on my face, but I can't say anything in my heart. Sweet and sour taste in the mouth, buried in the heart.

In my forties, crying is a fake cloudy day that people often say. Tears flow in my heart, facing the sunrise like a cloud.

At the age of more than forty years old, I am sincere in my heart and understand a truth. You can only say three words to everyone, and you can't throw away all my heart. Hope is like a soap bubble, you don't know the direction of your steps until it is broken, and you go to the luminous place of the lighthouse pragmatically.

More than forty years old, with love in my heart, deep love and heavy love; There is a pain in my heart. Injury is the growth of experience, and injury is a sign of a man's maturity.

In his forties, he is clear-headed, calm and affectionate. Sitting by the window can't set off the melancholy mood. After standing by the sea, there is always a firm step. The wind on the mountain gently blows off the leaves, but it can't dispel the firm persistence of people in their forties.

The age of forty has aroused the burden of life for the old and the young. With an independent personality and persistent footsteps, I just laughed at my parents' nagging, but set an example to educate my children and assume the responsibility of education like a teacher, but I overheard them start complaining about our nagging.

In his forties, he often follows his mind instead of his heart. When you encounter something you can't handle, you will calm down and understand that nothing in this world can't be solved. No longer worry about trifles, but understand the truth of priorities.

More than forty years old, I remember more and say less about the future. I know there are many reasons in the world, and only I am the master of my destiny and the helmsman of my soul. It will take a lifetime to understand the ups and downs.

People in their forties are not so clear about their age, ideals and expectations. No matter how high the mountain is, no matter how deep the sea is, I know how to do what I can. I will never risk climbing or swimming. One day, at the dusk of a strong man, when he was sleepy, we looked at the scenery outside the window and told people in their forties that no one could win the race against time and no one could lose their love.

Friends in their forties, looking forward and looking back, this age is nothing more than a middle station. As long as the road has to go on, go on bravely and run bravely. Come on!

Teenagers in their twenties, please work hard, no one is a real loser.

Lead: Maybe you are only in your twenties now. At the age of 20, you should "fall in love happily" and "seriously enjoy every minute with TA and don't think about anything else". Teenagers in their twenties, please work hard, no one is a real loser!

Teenagers please work hard, teenagers come on!

Your study is average, and you have been admitted to your present school. Your grades are not good, so you can't get the national prize of the school. You don't often attend classes because of irregular self-study, and you can get 70 or 80 points in the surprise exam.

Your family is average, and your parents are ordinary employees. In this city, your living expenses are one month 1200 yuan. If you have nothing to do, you can eat out every month and add a dress. It takes months to buy a camera, and you often have to bite your teeth to buy a pair of shoes you like.

Your specialty is average, you can't play guitar, piano, dance, painting, want to learn photography but can't play pS, but you are not confident to perform on stage. When performing at a school party, you often stand in the crowd instead of the spotlight on the stage.

You are not handsome or beautiful, and your figure is not bloated, but you have no muscles and no curves. You usually just dress up a little, and your appearance is not outstanding, but it can only be considered neat. You jokingly call yourself one of the ten million diaosi in Qian Qian.

Your life feels just so-so. Sometimes I meet my favorite TA, but I can't grasp the opportunity. In a blink of an eye, t a was captured by others, and you began to complain sadly, but a few days later you began to look for a new TA. In a word, there is nothing special about you, just like Qian Qian around you.

However, like everyone else, you long for flying and freedom.

You don't want a scholarship. When you see someone win the lottery, you will say that it is the result of a sudden attack. You started to teach yourself and persisted for a week.

You don't want your parents to be mediocre, you criticize and satirize the second generation of rich second generation officials around you, and you are determined to make your children rich second generation. You persisted for a week.

You don't want to know anything You start to learn guitar, buy roller skates, borrow pS books, smile in the mirror and say that you are confident. You stick to it for a week.

You are not satisfied with your lack of figure and appearance. You started running for a week to exercise your muscles and lines.

You are not content without a partner. You're determined to turn over a new leaf. You deleted the computer, you cleaned up the lazy table on the bed, you carefully took a bath, you put on makeup, and decided to go out and start a new life. You persisted for a week.

Then, after this week, you are still the same as you are in Qian Qian, or the same as you were a week ago.

Son, what did you come to your present school for?

You look at other people's state and say, "Twenty years old is the best time in life, and you should not be confined to the school classroom, but should enjoy life", and you believe it.

You see others go up and say, "this age should be spontaneous, and too many people around you are thinking about family types, graduation development direction, whether it is a different place, values and so on." This caused two people who loved each other deeply to miss a wonderful time. Their so-called love sadness is just their own femininity, so you can believe it.

So you think that at the age of twenty, you should "enjoy life", "do whatever you want" and enjoy "the last free time of life".

So you think that at the age of 20, you should "fall in love happily" and "seriously enjoy every minute with TA without thinking about anything else"

So you think, at the age of 20, you should "reprimand Fang Qiu in his prime of life" and "guide the country and inspire the writing".

Young man, allow me to guess your future.

Now I'm crazy to buy bags and shoes with my parents' hard-earned money. You often go to bars and teahouses to see the so-called life experience accumulated by all kinds of people. After four years in college, you unexpectedly failed in the postgraduate entrance examination. Because the company didn't like it at the double election meeting, you didn't find a job you liked after graduation. You packed your bags and went home. Your parents told you to try this or that job. You said this job was too easy for me. You went to a better company to look for opportunities, but you were turned away because of your mediocre performance. It happens every day. I was incompetent and unwilling, and finally became a neet.

Now you, like TA, stick together every day. TA will wait for you after class. After lunch, you will take a walk together. TA said what to do in the future You said not to think about the future, but to live the present seriously. If you are unlucky, after a few months, TA will think that you are playing with TA's feelings and leave you alone, asking yourself repeatedly what is wrong. If we are lucky, we will talk until graduation. In the end, you will regret that you are not good enough to study or work in the city where TA is located, and break up with regret and regret.

Now, when you see the opinions you agree with on the Internet, you will fully support them, and when you see the opinions you disagree with, you will fully deny them. You think you should dare to say what you think like this now. Finally, your point of view comes entirely from the Internet. When you want to speak, you find that you have forgotten your own voice and lost your original keen judgment.

Young man, I just want to ask you a question. What capital do you have now at the age of twenty?

Your grades are average, but you have a lot of free time. You feel very gratified.

Your family is average, but your parents will meet your requirements. You feel very gratified.

Your major is not much, but you have a good one. With this, you are satisfied in the spotlight around you, and you feel very gratified.

You have no partner, but many friends will ask you to drink, sing and go shopping. You feel very gratified.

You are very happy now. How long has it been?

Life is a chess game, you need to work hard to win.

Yes, I can understand that you want to be free. You want your own sky. But I wonder if your parents and teachers have educated you. Does freedom come at a price?

Young man, I don't know what's wrong with you. You want good grades, but you don't study. You want a rich life, but you don't struggle. You want to be healthy, but you don't exercise.

You want the life you want, but you never want to change yourself.

Teenager, do you know the meaning of the future?

I admit that every day now is an indispensable part of the future, but have you seriously considered what kind of future you want? Have you thought carefully about how to reach this future?

You are hesitating, you are complaining, you are hesitating, you are lamenting the injustice of society, but what right and capital do you have to ask the world you live in to change for you?

Now you are just a nobody among millions of people in Qian Qian. Without you, the earth will still turn.

Teenager, do you know how to write the word responsibility?

I know you like to be free and enjoy life.

Yes, at the age of twenty, if you don't play, you will never have a chance. This is what you believe.

I bet it's been a long time since anyone told you that "you have to eat hard to be a master".

When you talk about flying, do you forget the existence of gravity?

A 20-year-old boy can play if he likes.

I'm in my twenties, so I won't accompany you if I have a future.

Boy, how do you live in this world? Time always laughs at our wishful thinking! Sometimes, life is always ironic.

Editor's note: Life is a chess game. You need to work hard to win. You are hesitating, you are complaining, you are hesitating, you are lamenting the injustice of society, but what right and capital do you have to ask the world you live in to change for you?

Wechat friends circle inspirational soliloquize: When people are in their twenties, God will do it for you.

1. indifference to a person is never sudden, but bit by bit. Wanting to leave someone is not instantaneous, but accumulated day by day. So many things were not built in one day. It takes us a long time to end a relationship. Therefore, when a person can break up with you instantly, it may not be that he doesn't love, but that he has never loved. I don't want to give up because of love.

When people are in their twenties, God will give you subtraction. Take away some of your friends and some of your dreams. Some people have parted ways with you, and you may not necessarily quarrel. You may have contact information with each other, but you don't know how to contact each other. Some people may have seen you for the last time, but you haven't noticed. In fact, life boils down to five words: cherish the present.

Maybe others give you comfort and encouragement, but you never know how many arrows are in your heart. Therefore, no matter how many grievances, how uncomfortable, remember that it is yourself who can heal yourself in the end.

Whether friends or lovers, when I say "forget it", it actually contains too much disappointment.

When your kindness is wronged, remember to say this to yourself: "Your kindness should be reserved for those who know how to be grateful, not the kind of bitch who takes your kindness for granted and will push your luck in contentment."

6, the best life: nothing more than talking and laughing during the day and sleeping well at night.

7. The world is a big book. Instead of walking around, you will always see the same page.

8. You think you have experienced the storm. In fact, in front of life, we will always be children.

9. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.

10, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be interpreted are all unreasonable fate, and the fate is deep and shallow. Actually, I already know.

1 1. There are only two choices in life: start over and be the protagonist of your own life, or stand still and be the supporting role of others.

12 Many times, we always want to get the good of others. At first, I was grateful. But after a long time, I just got used to it. Accustomed to a person's kindness to you, you take it for granted. One day, I am not good to you, and you will resent it. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to getting, you forget to be grateful.

13, we need a lifetime to know where we have gone; We need to work hard every day to know how far we can go in this life.

14. When we are young, we have enough reasons to seriously like another person, but when we grow up, we have as many reasons to seriously disappoint another person. Therefore, the initial immature feelings will be remembered for a lifetime. Maybe it really is: good times, old times.

15. Parting and reunion are dramas that are constantly staged in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

Feeling old, I will summarize forty classics.

Classic talk about feeling old (I) 1. Walking in the wind at the end of the year, Leng Yue is like frost, wrapped in cold clothes. Walking on a person's journey, he should learn to warm himself. In such a big city, you can come and go at will, stay or stay at will. Whether you are new or dead, you are just a passer-by.

We can't stop aging, we can only keep a young mind. We can't lower our age, we can only keep healthy. Middle-aged you and I should accept the fact that we are no longer young.

Time flies, and youth is fleeting. As I grow older, I miss my old friends more and more, and occasionally dream about me. I take it as a souvenir today.

When I get older, I know more, see through more, but I am less happy.

When I am old, I can't help yawning and my eyelids can't open.

6. It may be really lacking and too willful, so you must write your own ideas. At this age, we should not compromise, but we just can't. Sleep, write what you wrote, and don't regret it.

7. The world of mortals, the stumbling of life and trivial things make people dizzy and even lose themselves from time to time. Those ordinary things that are constantly sorted out will always come unexpectedly, stirring the originally calm heart lake and causing ripples.

8. I am one year older, so I must go on firmly. I am one year older, and I have to bear all the setbacks. One year older, I want to live a noble life.

9. I am particularly vulnerable when I am old. I cried behind my back when something happened. After getting sick, I am even more melodramatic, afraid of pain and blood, and I have to use my child's needle to prick my fingers and make infusion bottles.

10. To put it bluntly, you are melodramatic. Let's think about something. Where are the cynical and unfair people, and where are the heartbroken people? Be steady when you are old.

1 1. The teacher is too old to adapt to this online class. Staring at the screen is too tired. I'm thinking, won't I be like this when I'm old?

12. When you are old, you are always used to going to bed early and getting up early. I got up early today, and the goose didn't know what to fight.

13. I am too old to do great things. Learn some skills, even if you buy yourself an old-age insurance!

14. I only care about facial care, but I ignore the neckline that is most likely to expose women's age! It's really sad

15. Am I old? Now I always want to do good deeds and be kind to every living thing.

16. The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and do whatever you want.

17. 14 June seems meaningless to me. With the growth of age, holidays are getting lighter and lighter.

18. Sunshine, beach, waves, old captain. This is the yearning for the beach and the sea when I was a child. With the growth of age, these longings have become memories.

19. I don't like to dwell on the past. Because I am still young. My age doesn't allow me to be nostalgic.

20. Middle age is the age when you can only feel but can't be moved, only the age when you are sad but can't be angry. Middle age is the age when a woman kisses her forehead instead of her lips.

A classic talk about feeling old (Part II) 2 1. Maybe I am old, and I feel more reluctant to leave home every time. It may be that the fighting spirit is no longer as passionate as going north. It may be that I miss my hometown more and more after leaving my hometown. It may be that I miss my relatives and friends more and just want to leave for the rest of my life and return to my childhood.

22. Waiting has nothing to do with time and is a habit. It grows freely, but he can't resist.

23. On the journey of life, everyone will be born and die, reach the terminal and get off. Without exception, we should cherish every day.

24. When I am old, I snore at night. Once sleep is disturbed, it is difficult to fall asleep. Emotional fluctuations are too great, and it is easy to lose your temper. My patience disappeared, I was anxious, loveless, resentful, and everything went wrong!

25. When I grow up, I find that fear will not decrease with age, but will become more timid because I don't give up because of fear. When an accident comes, there is no turning back. What should I do?

26. With the growth of age, the easier it is to recall the past, the greater the pressure, and the more yearning to go back to childhood. I giggle at the thought of childhood innocence.

27. The years are long, and it's too late to sigh. Before you know it, you are middle-aged and old. Those grievances have long since vanished.

28. I started using different eye creams and stayed up all night. You can't rest on time when you are old. All right. Good night, Zhenjiang.

29. Before you know it, you're halfway through your life. It seems that with a flick of a finger, our life has drawn another annual ring.

30. With the growth of age and experience, I know some people, see some people clearly, and know how to prevent them. In the future, I will only cherish those who are good to me and those who have helped me.

3 1. When you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you, looking down on your relatives and fake friends.

32. As I get older, the simpler my personality, the more I like to be quiet, and I don't want to know others or be understood. I don't want to say a word when I meet people and things I don't like.

33. Time has passed and I am afraid. I am not afraid that time will steal my face and youth! I am afraid that years will make my parents old, but there is nothing I can do about it.

I never imagined what I would be like at my present age, but when I was dazzled, I really reached this age.

35. At the age when you should be playing, you are preoccupied. How can you just resign yourself to your fate when you should be indulging in youth?

36. The Spring Festival is about adults playing cards and children playing firecrackers everywhere, which makes people at our age who have no partners very embarrassed.

37. I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because we shouldn't bear this at our age.

Don't expect anyone to remember your birthday. Remembering your age is the greatest comfort.

39. It's time for girls to be coquettish. Do your best.

40. I don't know if I'm old or not, but I saw what I should see from the beginning. Stay awake, just like the bleak autumn wind blowing through the streets.