Classic quotations are jingles.

Classic quotations are jingles, and commonly used sentences include subject and predicate. Positive energy sentences enrich our lives, and sentences can help express our inner thoughts and vent negative emotions. After reading the classic quotations, choose a circle of friends!

The classic quotation jingle 1 1 advises you not to drink, don't drink, and look at flowers in spring without saying anything, thinking that you are always promiscuous.

2. Have a bowl of tofu pudding noodle for breakfast, and put a pad on your stomach first.

3, fledgling, good nature, driving this job is not good!

4. As the days passed, mahjong was rubbed every year. Time is tight, just play small cards and win small money. The goal of life is to be Dong Fangbubai!

5, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250.

6, don't be too full for three meals a day, and there are few snacks between meals. Boiled water is the first choice for drinks, and sweet cola has high sugar content. Children are prone to calcium deficiency when drinking, and beautiful women have fewer drinking curves. Metabolize a lot of toxins every day, drink eight glasses of water and run away! Women need more iron supplements throughout their lives, and pig liver and blood are the first choice. Mushrooms, red dates, black fungus and iron supplementation are just a glimpse. Animals have a lot of hemoglobin, and iron supplementation is better than iron pan! Men have to supplement zinc since childhood, and they are not careful in class because of zinc deficiency.

7. The first lover's brand-new edition, the old love rekindled and refurbished edition, the pre-marital cohabitation trial edition, the wedding night genuine edition, the golden house hidden and charming collector's edition, the revised edition of falling in love with widows, inducing wives to pirate, and the birth of cloned children.

8, the north wind blows, the autumn wind is cool, and whose wife keeps the house. If you are in trouble, I will help you. I live next door. My name is Wang!

9. I sprained my ankle, flashed my waist, and smashed a big gold bag on the back of my head.

10, flower wheeled car, white horse pull, jingle back to her mother's house; Dad saw it and pulled it home; Mom saw it and held the doll; My brother saw the box and my sister-in-law saw a twist; Sister-in-law, you are not feeling well. You don't eat your food or drink your wine. You came and left on the same day.

1 1. He likes carrots and vegetables. It's so cute to jump around!

12, I am beryllium, playing tricks on my skin, although metals are difficult to ionize.

13, there is a situation called wool cold. There is an aversion called diaphragm reaction. There is a weakness called urination.

14, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas and I have big heads.

15, small trees can't slide straight without pruning. People don't trim their roots.

16, you are harder than a donkey, worse than a pig, get up earlier than a chicken, get off work later than a young lady, pretend to be a cow than a grandson, and earn less than a migrant worker. How nice!

17, Phoenix painted on the powder wall, Phoenix painted on the powder wall. Red phoenix powder phoenix, red pink phoenix flower phoenix. Red Phoenix, Yellow Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pollen Phoenix.

18, it's gray and wild, and I'm busy working every day.

19, white and white, ears pricked up, heard the phone beep, put down the radish and vegetables, and sent a message quickly.

20. I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

2 1, gambling, gambling, self-help, friends and relatives turned against each other. Greed, greed, greed, temporary confusion, handcuffs to help themselves. Tao, Tao, Tao, out of your own pocket, complicated drama. Rob, rob, rob, lose interpersonal relationships, and it is difficult to go to jail.

22. Kiss you a little, take a big bite, take a big bite, and the young couple will become three new ones.

23. It's hard to love someone! It is fun to love two people! Love three people is so annoying! Love four people bullshit! Love five people to capsize! Love for six people is completely over!

24. Two sparrows are put into the plate, and a roast duck is in the mouth; There is also roast mutton by the window, and there is already wine in the cup; Sparrows are full of snacks, can't eat meat or drink wine.

25. Don't move in front of temptation, prison will touch you. Don't touch the unknown money, and you can't tell clearly. Enthusiastic friends don't move, be careful that the trap is a pit. Don't move in a hotbed of greed, you will be trapped in empty money.

26, a strong body is spent here, and youth is so embarrassing.

27. I am not a scholar, but my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

28. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

29, touch your hair, don't be afraid; Touch the news and be scared for a while; Touch your ears and be afraid for a while; Touch your hand and your soul will not leave.

30. I advise you not to be involved in gambling. Gambling is harmful to the beach, causing you to capsize and your wife to be separated. I advise you not to talk about gambling, gambling is unreasonable, losing money and stealing, and the national law sentences you to jail.

The classic sayings in the jingle 2 1, 1 23, we are all Woodenhead. Don't move, don't laugh, and don't show your little white teeth.

He laughed from the horizontal knife. In fact, he peed his pants, sweated his hands, shivered in his heart, and his back ached and his legs cramped. He smiled because the knife had no blade.

3, delicious but green bean powder, it is better to come to Tongren.

4, say love is love, beautiful love should be cautious, dare to say that men don't change their hearts, unless loess turns into gold, dare to say that women don't change their hearts, unless you have two thousand gold, no two thousand gold, don't try to seduce women's hearts, with two thousand gold, plus an unchanging heart, then you are definitely the essence of the people!

5, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you and me, now who is afraid of who drinks?

6. The noodles in Yang Yuxing, the ducks in Xu Changxing and the steamed buns in An Deyu are really delicious!

7. East-West Street, go north and south, go back along the wall, and go to the wrong hole. The waistline has increased by 2.5%! It's all because of gluttony. After eating watermelon and sweet potato, it is said that sweet potato is a big tonic, and eating too much will cause intestinal obstruction, which is hard for this big mouse!

8, can't get up, come to school, learn culture, painting, Tu Tu Library, can't control it, it's on fire, the locomotive is on fire, and the head is right.

9, terrible, the soul swings, where this life belongs; The sky is gray and foggy. Where is the road ahead?

10, up the knife mountain, down the knife mountain. Cook, cook, fight. Fried radish, fried radish, pa pa. Scrambled eggs scrambled eggs, paint paint.

1 1, the sky is gray and the ground is vast. Today, I am destined to go to a concert.

12. Today, I made a century-old wish to meet and spend Tanabata together. Swearing is harmful to health, and it becomes dirty when you listen to it with the wind. Digging 3,000 tons of earwax, 100 acres of fertile land became a granary.

13, likes to resign in the dormitory, and the netizens suddenly return when they meet. I can't stop crying, and my face is sad, but I am in danger of death.

14, Yun Feifei, the wind is floating, my thoughts are floating, the sky is gray and foggy, where is the road ahead?

15, the standard of a good wife: cheating is cute, strictly expecting success, saving without spending money, and spending money with taste!

16, the sky is gray, the ground is gray, and the maple leaves are falling with a little frost. High spirit, high spirit, high spirit, high morale.

17, modern teachers are so easy to do that they don't have to write their own lesson plans. There is everything on the Internet, and he can't do it in the student union. Live on the imperial salary and step on the bell to enter the classroom. The strength of the school has been saved, and tutoring is popular!

18, five words floating in the sky, every day is a thing; I waved to the sky, that's nothing!

19, the sky is gray and foggy. Where is the way forward? Lang Lang, Mingyue, Xu Pengcheng and Wan Li.

20, the heart belongs, the strength is insufficient, it is difficult to start with each other. If you are unhappy, ask the cat if you know? But live a good life and laugh happily every day. Get up early to walk the caged birds, and plant flowers and grass at night.

2 1, a pervert in human skin, a rogue in plain clothes and a perverted pervert.

22. A thousand rubs are smashed, and fire is also Watari Wataru. Suffer some hardships and win everything over.

23. It's not that it can't be developed into the computer room, nor is it that the great god doesn't know how to program.

24. The sky is gray and wild, and the days without you are too long.

25, the vast sea is clear at a glance, and there is no attachment in my heart. Wind, frost, rain and snow are all good wines, and bumpy and muddy are more energetic.

26. If you don't fight, fight again. If you fight, you lose. Swear that I won't call again and go tomorrow. I thought I would win today, but I lost even worse. When I got home, I regretted it even more and vowed never to fight again. But the phone came again, picked up the wallet and left.

27. The "gambling" network is restored, and "losing" does not leak. Win a candy, lose a factory.

28, tofu pudding fish, tofu pudding fish, beauty beauty tonic.

29. I am supplementing human selenium. There is a mystery in the oral liquid.

30. The elderly are looking forward to the New Year, and two altars are shochu; The old lady is looking forward to the Spring Festival and the food is satisfactory. Kannika nimtragol looks forward to the New Year, with bright flowers; The little boy is looking forward to the New Year, and firecrackers are endless; The little girl is looking forward to the New Year with a rope tied to her head. The little pug looks forward to the new year, both flesh and blood; Xiaohua Mall looks forward to the New Year and eats several plates of fish. Pony is looking forward to the new year and looking forward to the good; Birds look forward to the new year and sing leisurely; Small plants look forward to the New Year, and there are countless birthdays. Small insects look forward to the New Year, and it is spring.