Humorous sentences describing mobile phones.

1, I feel that the most inseparable thing is the mobile phone, never leaving ... From the moment I open my eyes, this is everything. ...

2, I feel poisoned, I am allergic to this world of flowers, and a mobile phone is poisoned. But I have to give up, because it has made me flustered.

3. The mobile phone is a magical thing, which is easy to fascinate people. Nowadays, not only adults can't live without mobile phones, but even children can't live without them. On subways and buses, some children can be seen everywhere holding their mobile phones and bending their heads to concentrate on playing.

4. Life is inseparable from mobile phones. When I don't look at my mobile phone, there is always important information. I almost missed it perfectly today, which is a big deal, but sometimes I really want not to be disturbed. I want to be a person who is addicted to learning (as if I were really addicted).

5. I know my eyesight is getting worse and worse. I can't go to work without a computer. After work, you won't be bored without a mobile phone. I don't play games, read books or do anything at night. I haven't been in love yet, but I still stay up late. I hardly know myself.

6, work by yourself, only need a head turn; Do coordination work, at any time to manage several heads. I'm afraid every day and I'm constantly urging questions, but I can't be anxious with others. I can't live without my mobile phone for fear of wasting time.

Tell me something interesting about mobile phones:

1, I heard that the sleeping mobile phone will radiate when it is placed next to the pillow, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. Scared the baby to death.

2, the wind is really blowing, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

3. as soon as I left Wifi, I felt that the mobile phone newspaper was abolished.

4. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

6. Next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone is blue.

7. There are only two kinds of people who can't sleep: one is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the other is having a theater in his head.