Qq is funny about mood phrases.

1, go your own way and part with Ai Bing! 2. I can accompany you to eternity.

3, don't hope, don't expect, there will be no disappointment.

4. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

5, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.

6, women are used to spoil, men are used to smoke.

7. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

8, wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent.

9. I love you and you love me. Love also needs to be appropriate.

10, I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

1 1, Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

12, there is no fate between you and me. Look at my face value.

13, adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

14, nima, every girl I chase has one more girl.

15, if you ignore me, I will become a dog.

16. If I study with half my love for you, I will definitely become a schoolmaster.

17, the happiest sentence at school is: the head teacher is not here today.

18, mess with me again, and I'll pull your intestines out and tie a bow!

19, I always look for lost beauty with your loving smile.

20. My mother said: The prodigal son won't change his gold, and whoever gives me gold won't change it, I will change it.

2 1, it is also tap water, but it just feels that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet.

I admit that I was a child's paper before I went to kindergarten.

23. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

24. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

26, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

27, care too much about a person, emotions are often controlled, and the rest is only heartache.

28. Let the wheel of your history roll forward, but Vince, the traffic on the Third Ring Road, will not move!

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

Don't cry, I'll be scared. Because your sad face looks so ferocious.

3 1, I remember the sentence I said the most when I was a child. I won't play with you.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

In the face of the enemy's torture, I have only three words: I will say!

Yesterday, I took part in the pigeon racing in the city. As a result, I went alone.

35. I have finished half of my goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

37. Mom said that chopsticks are too high to marry, and I'm not going to marry abroad.

38. Altman had a problem in class one day, and the teacher raised his hand and died.

39. When a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

40. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you use Unicom and I use mobile.

4 1, your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and hasty when she gave birth to you.

42. Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

43, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate.

44. Don't complain behind my back. Come out and kill me if you're not happy.

45. The next time a man scolds you for having thick legs, you should answer him back, but your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

46. When you feel particularly charming, you must take photos to wake yourself up.

47. Emotional wounds are difficult to heal. Even if the wounds heal, they will leave dazzling scars.

48. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

49. Some people say that they will kill the teacher with homework, as if you can switch to the action industry.

50. I want to be a fish. You can stew, boil, steam and lie in your gentle stomach.

5 1. All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

53. You don't have to leave your name to do good deeds, but you must leave your real name when you go to Weibo, so it's not a good thing to go to Weibo.

54. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves the wolf, but that the wolf has a villa.

55. With regard to distance, the biggest fear is that you don't know whether that person is thinking of you or has forgotten you.

56. If there is no internal force, only external force, aliens will see the earth as a skinned egg.

57. Maybe in a few years, someone will say: I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends.

58. The bed was wet when I was a child, wet when I was a child, wet when I got married, and wet when I was old.

59. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.

60. When I said I wanted to be a boy, my classmates came up and hit me. I said I want to cut my hair short, and my best friend came up and hit me!

6 1, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

62, I study Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

64. The young lady has come to propose. Tell me about your mate selection conditions. If I want to have a car, a house and money, I'd better not have a lower body in brackets. .

65. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is lying in the trough, which is also used to prove, and the other is lying in the trough, which can also prove.

66. My wife was arrested for using counterfeit money. It's all my fault. In order to show my retouching skills, I watermarked all my money at home.

67. When will there be a bright moon? Ask about the blue sky wine and say, fuck you, I'm so busy that I don't have time to chat with you. Watch the weather forecast by myself!

68. Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

Teacher: Xiaoming, tell me three reasons why the earth is an ellipsoid. Xiao Ming: My mother said yes, my father said yes, and you said yes.

70. Early in the morning, Bao Gong held a magic mirror: magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the blackest person in the world? Mirror A: Who's talking?

Between 7 1 and waking up, your figure appeared, snuggling in your arms, and I can't tell you the feeling. I wonder if I can feel your temperature again!

72, grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

73. I want to be a man and work hard to earn money; Wages are only rising slowly, and house prices are rising fast for no reason; It's hard to pay the down payment, but I can't help being single!

74. Once I came home, my uncle beat me up and said that you were absent from class. I waited for you in primary school for an hour, but I didn't see you. I cried and said to him: I am in the first grade!

75. Once my best friend drank too much, so I took her home. As soon as she entered my house, she took the hamster I just bought, threw it out the window and said, Go! Pikachu ~

76. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. At noon, I must get drunk. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.

In the gambling game of love, even if I don't win, I don't want to give up. I put all my heart on you because I love you! Love is dead.

78. I had a quarrel with my daughter-in-law. I wanted to buy her a necklace as a surprise and begged her to forgive me, but I didn't know what size my daughter-in-law wore, so I got up in the middle of the night and measured it with a rope. I didn't expect her to wake up

79. When I went to the toilet, I threw my finished cigarette into the pit and inserted it in Baba accurately. Looking at the curling smoke, I suddenly had an impulse. I sang a happy birthday to you casually.

80. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

8 1, when was the peak of your life? I cleared my throat: it goes back to twelve years ago. You must be a man with a story! No, that time I went to the kindergarten class and got a good baby certificate.

82. I asked a married friend, what is marriage? My friend said: When I come home from work late before I get married, I will feel warm when I see the lights on downstairs. When I come home late after marriage, I will feel weak when I see the light still on.

83. For foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not to break up, not to work overtime on weekends, not to deduct wages this month, but to avoid spicy cold. Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears.

84. I went to take a shower with my friends. When I saw him naked, I felt something was wrong. He has a nipple missing from his chest. I asked him what was wrong. At this time, he lit a cigarette leisurely, took a deep breath and said sadly, I didn't understand those years. I thought it was a zit, so I took it out.

Classic qq interesting mood phrases

Classic qq interesting mood phrases

1, life is like fighting landlords, one is a group and the other is an enemy.

2. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

3, shameless, doing well is called excellent psychological quality.

4. Not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

5. It is sad enough to drink dichlorvos. If I have another bottle, it will be even worse.

6. Don't be handsome in front of me, I'll make you cry rhythmically.

7. I looked at you yesterday, and my eyes still hurt.

8, the exam is not terrible, the terrible thing is that the IQ is too low, cheating will be caught.

9. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!

10, people can take money to the grave, and money can also take people to the grave.

1 1. The person I secretly loved changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

12, you have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

13, I think that year, I was also a loving seed. I got married and drowned in a rain.

14, people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

15, I'd rather turn around and hit the wall beautifully than cry in front of you.

16, I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: sleeping in the wrong position, sleeping again.

17, God gave me a pair of black eyeballs. Why do you roll your eyes?

18. Ducks can't fly, but they can fly when cooked.

19, if your appearance can be pasted on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

20. The legend of my brother is circulating in the Jianghu. If I don't show up, I'm sorry for the audience

2 1. If I go down one day, I will definitely come up for you.

22. Sometimes I feel like a psycho, which not only entangles me, but also bothers others.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

24, brothers mixed up to now, can afford it, only chopsticks can be put down.

25. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are still pigs, and people are sometimes even worse than pigs and dogs.

26. Can we resist the stars on a moonless night?

27, I wore a cotton-padded jacket, how can I save you without wearing long pants?

28. Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day.

29. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing.

30. The only gain from going to college is that you are thick-skinned.

QQ Funny Talk about Tone Phrases

1. I will write the names of my predecessors on Kongming lanterns and send you to heaven one by one. 2. Your little cutie is online and does everything, so be careful that she gets into trouble. 3. Teasing children must be 100% successful, and you must laugh, otherwise you will stand there like a mentally retarded person. Head teacher, don't change seats for nothing. I can talk to people around me wherever I sit. 5. I am a lesbian, but I am afraid of worldly vision. I hope a caring handsome boy can pretend to be my boyfriend, pretend to eat together, pretend to sleep together, and let me get rid of the discrimination! ! ! 6. During the Chinese New Year, almost all relatives are asking: Where do you work? Tired of answering, unified answer: I work as ADC in Bilgewater. When the elders heard their names and positions, they all thought they were Fortune 500 multinational companies, so they didn't ask anything else. 7. I packed my clothes in the morning and saw that my husband had two underwear with holes. This is very distressing. Shopping, beauty and playing mahjong every day. I really ignored him. I quickly threw his underwear into the trash can. Later, I had to buy him two better pairs of underwear. I just came home from playing mahjong. I silently picked up my husband's underwear in the trash can. 8. After Valentine's Day, it is followed by Women's Day, which means that after Valentine's Day, you become a woman. After Women's Day, it is April Fool's Day. In other words, when you become a woman, you find yourself cheated. After April Fool's Day, it is Labor Day, that is, when you find yourself cheated, it is too late to cow and horse. After Labor Day, it will be Children's Day. God, you have to have a baby. It's all routines! 9. When I was at school, I once donated blood in the school square. 200CC gave me a manicure and 400CC gave me a watch. A MM in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked: What is 1000CC for? The nurse said calmly, send a coffin. 10. When checking in, the station staff said that people with children should line up in another area. A 10-year-old boy said to me, uncle, I'll pretend to be your child. Let's go there faster. A few years. How many vicissitudes of life you have given me. 1 1. Even if you think you are a piece of smelly shit, you will meet a kind dung beetles, who will find you thousands of miles away and take you home as a treasure, taking good care of you along the way, fearing that you will be robbed, crushed or stoned, and bent on turning you into a treasure of the town house at home. 12. The teacher asked Xiaoming to get up and answer questions in class, trying to exercise his courage. Xiao Ming said weakly, Teacher, I, I can't. Teacher: Can't you be a man? Xiao Ming is very thoughtful. Finally, Xiao Ming patted the table angrily and shouted, I don't want it! Teacher: Get out! 13. My son asked me: Does my father always know more than his son? Me: Of course! Son: Who invented the electric light? Me: It's Edison. Son: Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light? I really want to put him back in his mother's stomach. 14. Teacher: If the headmaster and I fall into the water, who will you save first? Xiaoming: This is a rare opportunity. Of course, I jumped down and swam in front of you. Teacher: Get out! 15. Dad: If I don't do well in the exam tomorrow, I won't be a father! Son: Oh. The next day Dad: Son, how was the exam? Son: Who are you? 16. Basically, the method of raising children in parents' generation is similar to raising dogs. Give food when you eat. You have to pay tuition when you go to school. If you bite someone outside, you have to pay for it. You should give me a vaccination, give me a meal after that, and continue to raise a dog. When you are old, don't go out to save the bitch. When you are old, let me go out to breed at once. I'll do it myself. 17.20xx three goals: 1, buy a car 1 10,000. 2. Buy a 3 million apartment. Find someone to lend me 4 million. 18. In fact, I feel that the scariest thing for a group of people to sing is not that they don't know any songs, but that a person with a tone-deaf voice can understand all songs! Also, he has no desire to express! 19. I just saw a news that both mother and daughter are flight attendants. I don't know what's good about this, just mother and daughter! Our ancestors were farmers for eighteen generations, and I never show off! Am I proud? Am I bloated? 20. The netizen heard a buddy next to him calling: Hello, my surname is Huang, and the traffic lights are yellow. The next netizen has a big brain hole! ! ! See people drunk! Hello, my name is Xie, the one in Wang Feili. Thank you. My name is Qian, the one in RMB, my name is Hu, and the one who plays mahjong, my name is Ma. See the horses of cattle and sheep in the grass in the wind. The teacher asked: what is a rich and willful downline? Xiao Ming replied: no money, accept my fate. The teacher is speechless! The teacher asked: Describe the married life of modern men in one sentence! Xiaoming: Married an ancestor and gave birth to a father! Xiao Ming asked again: Why did ancient women bind their feet? Xiao Ming said loudly, I'm afraid they will go shopping. The teacher then asked, then why don't you wrap Xiao Ming up now? Now that Alipay is available, it is useless to wrap your feet. Teacher: Come on, Xiao Ming, talk about the mood phrases in QQ space.

1. Women always like to ask men: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you be? At this time, you replied: Your father and I are drunk. Who are you helping?

Second, teacher, don't call students stupid. If we all know what you want!

Hello, dare to be my son's father? Hello, dare to be my son's mother?

A woman will never forget the man who conquered her physically or psychologically.

I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me.

If you want to ruin a song, set it as an alarm clock.

In the school dormitory, the water in my cup is always stolen. I write on the cup with correction fluid: Don't drink! The water level is still falling. One day, I took the medicine and didn't want to take two more, so I threw it in the cup. As soon as I sat down the next morning, I heard a boy behind me whisper, "That's tough enough! Was drugged! "

Eight, I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

Nine, in the future, you are not mine, and I am not yours.

There is a weirdo in our class. He listens to the teacher very well and talks back to death if he doesn't listen. In that math class, the teacher came up to him and said, "It's not good to study hard. What should I do after that? " The goods bowed their heads and said, "Do you care about me?" The math teacher looked back at him and said, "It's winter. What kind of place are you going? There is no grass in winter. Why are you so bad? You want the sheep to starve to death? " The whole class instantly!

Eleven, tell you a ghost story, talk about funny personality.

12. Idiot, I want to fool around with you at any time. Idiot, I want to giggle with you every day

Thirteen, another masterpiece after Brother Chun, Hang Conan, failed in the exam. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise don't hang Kobe hang conan; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because Kobe is not hang conan!

Recently, a group of buddies in the class always don't hand in their homework. The teacher was very angry. Scold them in front of the whole class: how come you came to school without even doing your homework! Being a student is totally different from being a student! Don't come to school if your lessons are not good in the future! After the teacher's lesson, the situation has really made a major breakthrough. More than half of the students didn't come to class the next day!

I don't envy what you have or what I have.

Although you wear cologne, I can still smell scum.

17. May you die of heartbreak after missing me for many years.

Eighteen, the so-called happy thing: 1, find a good job and don't close; 2. Encountering a good director is not dedicated; 3. You don't have to buy a house to get a good wife; 4. I met a good doctor without giving a gift; 5. I have a son who has no identity card; 6. Do not bribe to get good business; 7. You don't have to pretend to make real friends; I don't have to admit that I met a good leader.

19. Love quickly, do quickly, and disperse quickly. When you get old, it will be too late.

Twenty, do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Twenty-one, the buddy said that the clothes worn by his family are sexy, and the clothes worn by others are streaking ~ ~ ~

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.