Say it by yourself every day.

The teacher said the exam was easy. I said simple is simple, but I hung up early.

What do you want with your face? Ah! Washing your face wastes the national water resources.

Give me a Jiang Zhishu ~ ~ ~ He may not love me, but he can draw the key points for me.

One day, you told me that you would punish me and never see me again. I cried at that time, and you said excitedly, well, I'm not leaving, and I cried again.

The pain is divided into twelve grades. Being bitten by mosquitoes in grade one, giving birth in grade twelve, but being bitten by mosquitoes is the most painful when giving birth.

The most painful thing is that the money will be returned to its original owner after a while.

When I eat meat, sometimes you chew bones.

Did you grow up drinking pesticides with such a poisonous mouth?

Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

My love for you remains unchanged. I don't need you all the time I love you very much. You made me grow up. "Rice?

God, I have to wake up by myself every day.

I haven't copied it, but I didn't say I wouldn't copy it.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

All weekends that don't aim at sleeping are hooligans!

Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took the money to the grocery store to buy a man who was beaten into a giant panda.

People like you are wasting air and land. Just save two dollars to buy the cheapest salad oil and order it yourself.

The old class has reached menopause, and we are in adolescence, which is ridiculous.

Although I now live in an empty porch (an unfurnished home), I am confident that you can live in a villa with a view of Shanghai.

Alas, there may be a few women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.

Swearing is too lazy to hit people.

People say I spend money. Do you know why? Actually, my mother often cooks radishes for me. . .

Don't make any noise if you can do your best. Don't leave anyone alive if you can do your best.

Dead vines, old trees, faint crows; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; Just, talk in your sleep.

I want to be your heart in the next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

Boys boast that they are handsome and funny, and they talk about super narcissism.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I have the handsomeness and wit that I should not have at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. You have me on your list, and I am handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror.

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A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome: 1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian. Before you come near me, you can think clearly that I have nothing but a handsome body. 6. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm tired of life. 7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does? 8. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me. 9. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic! 10. Someone asked me if I really don't want to fall in love. Actually, I don't want to, either. I just dare not. I remember falling in love with a girl in junior high school and only telling her best friend. Who knows that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed onto the roof to commit suicide. From then on, I knew I was destined to be single all my life. 1 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up. Praise your handsome joke: 1. There is no story, a handsome word runs through your life. 2. You said Eason Chan couldn't sing well. You can check online how many seconds he sings high notes. You said the big bang caught fire. You can see how many records a loser has broken. You said Justin Bieber was taking drugs and whoring. You went to see how much money he donated during the earthquake. You say Ka Kui Wong is dead, but you can still hear the days of our life singing for decades. You said I was handsome. I'm sorry, I really can't find any reason to refute you. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize because I said I was not handsome. 4. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the third world war will begin. Some people said I was handsome and I smiled, but they said I was more handsome when I smiled. 6. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself. 7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super handsome. Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools. 9. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome. 10. I admire Madame Curie very much. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness. 1 1. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome. 1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am very angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome? Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand. 3. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it. 4. Handsome enough to make people want it. 5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! 6. Delete this article when I am not handsome. 7. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a handsome and beautiful face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it? 8. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said: I am not handsome! 9. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am handsome. 10. The ranking of grades, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free. 1 1. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it. A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

1, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

I am woken up by myself every morning.

3. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

4. I am handsome enough and smell good! Flowers stink, too

I am woken up by myself every morning.

6. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

7. I tell you secretly that I am actually very handsome!

8. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

9. The adjective "beauty" was simply created for me!

10, handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

1 1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars have a flat tire, and ghosts are reborn.

12, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

13, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

14, when I was 16 years old, a girl said that she loved me, and I didn't take it seriously.

15, this world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

16, Handsome is a kind of belief, and I am a flag flying at the forefront to make those clowns feel ashamed.

17, every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

18, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

19, have you seen the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

20. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

2 1, be a woman in the next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

22. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

23. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

24. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

25, idealism said: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and be the first.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, slander and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.

3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the handsome crime law, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.

40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

4 1, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who think I am handsome and those who have never seen me. ...

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.