What are the hilarious short sentences?

First, some questions have no answer is the final answer, and some things have no result is the best result.

Second, do things according to your ability and be a person who goes against your character.

Third, the advertisement was well read, and a TV series suddenly popped up! Damn it!

4. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

5. True love is that he can see millions of beautiful women with breasts and thighs in Qian Qian at a glance.

6. I bought a bag of melon seeds, all of which I ate by myself. A * * * 2,854,65,438+05 is empty, two bugs are mixed in, and 65,438+08 is bitter. Drink 18 saliva, one * * 5 cups of 562 ml. Yes, this is loneliness.

Seven, dear, P selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will think you are not only ugly, but also hypocritical when they see real people.