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Athena Chu and Stephen Chow's lines on the last wall of a Chinese Odyssey.
Tang Priest: Wukong!
Wukong: Master?
Tang Priest: Look!
Wukong: OK!
Wukong came to the gate and saw a man and a woman standing on the tower. )
Onlooker: The two men stood on it for three days and nights, but they didn't come down. ......
Onlooker: Let's quarrel. ......
Several people near Wukong ran away in fear when they saw Wukong. )
Man: It seems that I shouldn't come!
Woman: Now I know it's too late!
M: Can you leave some memories?
Woman: I don't want to recall! Those who want to leave you should leave!
Man: This only gets my body, not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!
Woman: Good! I let you go, but you must kiss me before you go!
Onlooker: Dear! Honey!
Man: I am a sunset warrior after all. If you want me to kiss you, I will kiss you. Then my image is not completely ruined!
Woman: You are lying! You dare not kiss me because you still like me. I tell you, if you refuse me this time, you will regret it for the rest of your life!
M: If you regret it, you won't kiss! I can only blame the late meeting, and the creation is confusing!
The sad look in the woman's eyes stung Wukong's heart. He blew a burst of sand and fascinated everyone's eyes, and took the opportunity to fly into the man's body. )
With a sudden shock, the man raised his head, threw his sword in his arms, strode over, held the woman in his arms and kissed her deeply. )
Man: I will never leave in my life! I love you!
The lady is very surprised. They hug each other tightly. )
The onlookers at the gate applaud and cheer together. )
The man woke up suddenly and found a woman lying in his arms. He couldn't help being stunned. When he saw the happy expression on the woman's face and heard everyone cheering, he realized that he had finally kissed the woman. Although inexplicable, he is also very happy. )
(At this moment, Wukong finally takes a look at the lovers who are all well that ends well, and turns and disappears into the crowd. The woman noticed his back. )
M: Why?
Woman: That man looks so strange!
M: I saw it too. He looks like a dog!
(The woman smiles and snuggles in the man's arms, still staring at the distant figure, which seems a little melancholy. )
(Wukong walks slowly with his head down for a while, then suddenly lifts his head and shoulders, puts the golden hoop on his shoulder and strode away. )
(In the distance, the Tang Priest is riding a white horse, Pig is holding a rake, Friar Sand is carrying luggage, Wukong is eating bananas, and the four of them have gone west to learn the scriptures. )
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