On New Year's Day in 2022, talk about humor, send a circle of friends and complete 3 sentences (68 sentences).

1, I don't even believe in punctuation.

2, Ming people do not tell lies, how much is this mutton string.

3, life and death are too proud, and love for money is not obvious.

4. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

Do you smell my malice? Give you a sock to feel it.

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

7. Perseverance may not succeed, but it will be easy to give up.

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

9. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.

10 It's very kind of you to send us so much homework on New Year's Day.

1 1, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

12, I heard that you are not used to my ancestors? All right, I'll go to heaven by myself.

13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, count the moon!

14, it's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would stay for dinner.

15, busy, seven busy, finally filled this life with ten.

16, I'm wondering whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

17, go to bed early every day, and play with your mobile phone less if you have nothing to do, which is not good for your mobile phone.

18, the brain is a good thing, but you don't need it if your chest is big.

19, someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve? Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

20, the Chinese New Year is coming, let's all bask in our own objects, in case there is the same paragraph.

2 1, Xiansen, please take your hands off me. Really, it stained my clothes.

22. The person who accompanied you for the New Year last year, who is beside you now?

Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

24. Hug me after school this afternoon? After all, you will see me next year.

25. Don't scold him for being stupid. The premise of brain damage is that he has a brain. The question is, did he?

26. When a girl is like a flower, you grow into a succulent plant.

27, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

28. I have planned my life 800 times when I have insomnia, and I still do it every day.

29. As soon as I emphasize keeping a low profile, you have to applaud me.

30. Don't look at my indifference to you. In fact, there are many bad words behind it.

3 1, I won't leave you here, I have my own place to stay. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

What I care about is not the people who accompany me for the New Year, but the people who are still there after many years.

33. "Is the person who accompanied you for the New Year last year still with you?" "Well, it's gone."

34. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around, so I don't know how to get there.

37. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget that your initiative spent a year in vain.

39. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

40. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

4 1, the new year is a fork in the road of happiness, and then everything will go smoothly, smiling often every day.

42. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

43. New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. If the legs are long, I'm afraid they will cross in 2037.

44. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

45. I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

46. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

47. For the next New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day and Lantern Festival, please contact me if you don't know my address.

48. Don't ask me who I will spend New Year's Day with and how I will spend it. I'm telling you, I'm sorry. I live alone. Skip.

49. If you can't find someone for a long time, you have to reflect. Do you ask too much about gender?

50. Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

5 1, how to describe your cooking and do a good job in the kitchen, you may not believe it, but the pot moves first.

When I grow up, I won't need my mother to chase me to wear warm clothes. If the temperature drops a little, I will wear more than her.

53. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

54. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

56. Do you know that you are particularly like a child? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

57. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

59. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

60. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

6 1, "Who will accompany you for the New Year", "Homework", "Who will accompany you for the New Year", "Did you talk to your homework?" "No, but he's been chasing me for years."

62. Brother smokes not cigarettes, but loneliness: I pretend not to be cool, but to be indifferent, I eat not instant noodles, but indifference, and I send music instead of text messages! 20 19 Happy every day!

63. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue snacks all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but walk into a room and gain several pounds.

64. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

65. On New Year's Day, there will be an extra dish on your table. I gave this to you specially. You're gonna love it. Don't be surprised, I'm telling you, this is swan meat. Didn't the toad want to eat swan meat?

66. If you want a house, a car and a ticket, you might as well live happily, write letters, send flying letters, send MMS messages, or send me greeting messages. Instead of throwing golden eggs, silver eggs and colored eggs, it is better to have a happy New Year's Day. Happy holidays!

67. New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. If the legs are long, I'm afraid they will cross in 2037. The following sentences are funny and humorous, which I compiled for you on New Year's Day in 2020. I hope I can help you.

68. If you were the sun, I would be a sunflower, always around you. If you were the moon, I would appreciate your beautiful, elegant and gentle every night. It's a pity that you are a pig, so I clean your pigsty every day. Happy new year!