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Humorous phrases about the number of steps in the sun

The humorous phrases of steps in the sun are as follows:

1, I took the first steps on WeChat today, and I got home 2 kilometers. Take your time.

2. Life is a sport, and human life is a sport. I accidentally walked out of my circle of friends with the number of steps on WeChat.

3. It's a pity that I have only been out once, and I have walked less than 100 steps a day, and I can only be the last in the number of steps on WeChat.

I walked 20 thousand steps today, and I didn't feel tired after riding around the river for 7 kilometers. I didn't feel anything, and the number of WeChat steps finally came first.

5. Where am I lazy? Wechat steps are the lowest all the year round.

6. lose weight the next day, come on, come on, get up at five in the morning, exercise for 30 minutes, and then insist on running for an hour at night. Inadvertently, the number of WeChat steps ranked first. ?

7. Today is a day of exercise. I'm so tired after walking a lot. Accidentally refreshed the pace.

8, buy drinks, choose soap tablets, go out to wash your hair, and accidentally rank first in WeChat steps.

9. Jogging is a process of self-awareness and release. Persevere, and you will find that you love the sport itself. If you don't pay attention, WeChat steps out of the circle of friends first. ?

10, we don't have to run for the dawn. If you run, it will light up. Today, the number of WeChat steps ranks first.

1 1. The last week has been a bit erratic. I must exercise, jog, swim, dance and exercise. Accidentally, the number of WeChat steps ranked first.

12, only exercise can dispel all kinds of doubts, and inadvertently walk out of the circle of friends with WeChat steps first.

13, the feeling of running happily is far better than sitting at home and imagining running. Today, the number of WeChat steps ranks first.

14, surfing outside all day. I walked 20 thousand steps today and really broke my foot. Wechat steps finally came first.

15, exercise and fitness, although it can't increase the number of life, it can expand the width of life and prolong the length of life. If you don't pay attention, the circle of friends comes first.