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Talking about cooking.

1. No one will die.

You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

This is burnt-a good helper in the kitchen.

I am serious about cooking. It tastes terrible. I was born.

Theoretically, you can cook any dish.

6. I'm completely cooked.

7. Cooking for others is life, and cooking for me is survival.

8. My cooking skill is Fiona Fang Shi Liwei, who can make his picky brother eat two bowls of rice at a time.

9. Rock, paper, scissors Whoever loses cooks, as long as I lose, I go to the restaurant.

10. Did God cover the curtain in front of me and forget to open it?

1 1. My golden retriever has fallen in love with dog food since eating my cooking.

12. Being in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry, do you want to eat instant noodles in braise in soy sauce, red oil or spicy pot? Can you believe that I have a good job? My mother won't let me go to New Oriental, saying that she cooks better with an excavator than me.

13. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.