Funny and narcissistic sentences

1. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was stuck horizontally.

2. I want to change. I can no longer be a clingy little cutie.

3. Don’t laugh at me for being thin, I am full of muscles; don’t look at my thin arms, I have a lot of strength, except that I can’t beat Guo Dazui and Erluoluo, those ordinary little girls and boys, Even if there are three or five put together, I won’t take them seriously.

4. I had never met anyone I wanted to fall in love with, until one day, when I looked at myself in the mirror, I actually wanted to fall in love!

5. Some people eat as much as they can when they are unhappy, but I am different. I eat as much as I can whether I am happy or not.

6. My progress impressed him, and he lost his eyesight from then on.

7. Everyone is tired. After all, not everyone can be as cute as me.

8. When I woke up one morning and saw the mirror, I saw how the woman in it could be so beautiful, and I almost fell asleep.

9. I want to be a child, cute, innocent, and ignorant of sorrow.

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who makes you cry.

11. Brother, I have always been imitated and never surpassed. It will be you, these lost sheep, who will never get past the Flame Mountain.

12. I am in hell. If you want to find me, please go to hell.

13. Hush! Just remember my handsomeness in your heart! Remember, don’t show off! It is also difficult to keep a low profile, mortals must understand!

14. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I will not leave.

15. My mother said that people who treat me badly are bad guys.

16. Since you are tired, take a good rest. It has nothing to do with you if I give up.

17. Look twice. I won’t post on Moments anymore, and you won’t be able to see beauties like me.

18. I looked carefully in the mirror again, and I felt really at ease with my appearance. I really couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

19. I look weak and inexperienced, but I have the heart of a king.

20. Brother is lonely. My existence is only to light up a bright light in your life.

21. Don’t tell me that shooting stars are for making wishes, they are just dandruff.

22. Every time I look in the mirror, I find a question, why am I so beautiful?

23. Countless people are envious and jealous of my charming and suave personality. I know that every time I go out on the street, countless girls will be attracted by my evil handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner feelings. Attracted by the external temperament.

24. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous sin; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake again and again!

25. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am totally wrong!

26. Now I am afraid of doing something that will get me slapped in the face. After all, we should all grow up.

27. I am polite, have a good career, and look handsome. I am really a handsome man!

28. I am the most beautiful in our class.

29. There have been too many floods recently. That’s just me crying.

30. Don’t say I am narcissistic. If you grow up like me, you will be narcissistic too.

31. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

32. Choosing to give up when I love you the most is my greatest courage.

33. I miss you very much, but I just don’t show any trace.

34. Stop counting sheep. Counting sheep will make them lose sleep.

35. Handsome men are like floating clouds, but I have my feet on them.

36. Beauty is for narcissism. Otherwise, if I only show it to you, I would suffer a lot!

37. If you don’t know Shen Shuaishuai, you won’t be surprised if you are beaten to death; if you don’t know Shen Shuaishuai, you will fail to get a doctorate.

38. They say you can’t have your cake and eat it too, but God is so kind to me. I can be poor and ugly at the same time, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

39. Don’t appear in my dreams at dawn. I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold you when I wake up.

40. Alas, every time I fart accidentally, there is always a news forecast of an approaching typhoon.

41. Money is a magic horse. I ride it every day.

42. How can I be described as handsome? I am: handsome, charming, graceful, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible, number one in the universe, lonely master, invulnerable, the only one who respects me, jade-faced gentleman, benevolent invincible, brave without fear, indestructible, wise. Martial, extraordinary chivalry, righteousness, unparalleled throughout the ages, humble and studious, not ashamed to ask questions, smart, lively and lovely, enthusiastic towards friends, ruthless towards enemies, insidious and cunning, capable of doing anything, ruthless, doing all evil, going through fire and water to friends, no matter what, two A sword in one's ribs, a hail of bullets, a courageous one, generous, a shrewd mind, eternal blessings, a life as long as heaven's, an indomitable spirit, a hero among chivalrous men, a dragon and a phoenix among men, sentimental and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world. , cool and handsome, exemplary, honest and trustworthy, generous in conversation, personable, domineering, noble temperament, single aristocrat, Mao Saipanan, outsmarting Kongming, braver than Zilong, Yi Chao Guan Yu, Qiao Yue Luban, the supreme saint, the supreme, gorgeous, brave, moral example, never drunk after a thousand cups, calm in the mood, knowledgeable, talented, arrogant to all living beings, the world's best, aboveboard, just and selfless, shocking the ancients. Shuo Jin, the greatest hero, great hero, great chivalrous person, great master, as fast as the wind, as quiet as the forest, as swift as fire, and as immovable as the mountain. He is known as a pear blossom crushing a begonia. People give him the nickname of omnipotent in the world, the Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon. , the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the blend of chivalry and benevolence, the senior master and giant hero.

43. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who is so beautiful that it makes you feel inferior.

44. I have loved, been crazy, been stupid, been persistent, and persisted. In the end, I have lived alone.

45. The weather is getting a bit cold, and I want to crawl into your arms.

46. It is normal for a good person like me to be single. After all, no one in real life can be worthy of me.

47. I am relatively honest, so I will openly admit that I am a beauty.

48. He was so happy that he married loneliness and had a child named Memories.

49. I never believed in love at first sight, but I was a little shaken when I looked at myself in the mirror.

50. There is a girl in our dormitory who is really narcissistic and looks at the mirror for a long time every day.

51. I think back then, in high school, I was one of the most talented people in the class.

52. Everyone who knows me says that I am low-key and likes to use banknotes to boil water.

53. I hope that I will be suitable and that I can be full of love.

54. I don’t wear makeup every time I go out, because I look better without makeup than with makeup.

55. If you were really more beautiful than me, would I still post on Moments?

56. Praise others for their state of mind, and praise yourself for your skills.

57. I am also afraid that time will tell the truth, and in the end all my persistence will turn into a joke.

58. What’s wrong with being ugly? As long as you don't look in the mirror, it's not you who is disgusting.

59. Brain is a good thing, but I don’t have it.

60. Some people like your face, some like your voice, some like your character, some like your life, but I am different, I don’t like you.

61. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and lose control.

62. The last time I committed suicide and went to the underworld, the Lord of Hell said that people who were too beautiful did not meet their standards, so they were sent back.

63. I want to leave the world because there is no fun in the human world.

64. Handsome or not, whatever you want.

65. Brother, I am one of the most beautiful, one in a million, the first in the world. I am so beautiful that it blinds you.

66. If you haven’t seen enough, you can look at it a few more times. It doesn’t matter. I don’t mind.

67. Hey, why haven’t you seen anyone handsomer than me?

68. In the past, I always talked about you, but now, no one around me dares to mention you.

69. I have always envied my partner, why his girlfriend is so beautiful and delicate.

70. I hope I can be a bit uglier in my next life, because I am so beautiful in this life, so annoying.

71. No one is as fierce as me when it comes to eating, because I am a man born for eating. Eating is my second life, and I am known as a heavy rice bucket.

72. Those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to ink are black. People who are with me will become more and more beautiful.

73. If you want to know something from me, just seduce me, and I will do it.

74. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

75. Do you think you are happy to be handsome? I receive care, confessions and flowers from different girls every day. I almost feel like a flower shop owner!

76. I am the one who is loved by everyone in the world, loved by everyone, blooming with flowers, and carried by cars. I am said to be in heaven and on earth, omnipotent, handsome and charming, charming and cheerful, with jade trees in the wind, rich in learning and wealth, and tall. Powerful, with millions of fans, and charming thousands of girls, the jade-faced little white dragon is known as a pear blossom weighing more than a begonia. He is so handsome!

77. I like myself so much, why don’t you like me?

78. Although you are very charming, there is someone in my heart.

79. The most tiring thing in the world is watching your heart break and having to glue it back together yourself.

80. When I look in the mirror, I usually don’t dare to look too much, for fear that I will fall in love with myself.

81. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

82. I am particularly good at irritating people and cutting off relationships.

83. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. Knowing too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short will affect your exams.

84. I am the most beautiful. I will not accept any refutation. Those who have refutation will be directly blacklisted.

85. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

86. Does anyone know the South Wall? I have been hitting it for many years.

87. I just want to pull you into the summer evening breeze.

88. In the past twenty years, there have been constant disappointments and constant hopes. Now I finally understand that it is difficult to surpass a flawless face like mine.

89. If beauty is also a sin, then I am a heinous sin.

90. Don’t be polite to me. Anyway, in the end, everyone has a household registration book.

91. Party members are all over the government and the public, and subordinates are flooding all over the world. When the charge horn sounds, I will become an emperor again.

92. Let me tell you secretly that you are much more tempting than those snacks.

93. You said my appearance is fake, and the money I gave you is also fake. I told you that I can tolerate that the money you said is fake, but I cannot tolerate that there is a problem with my appearance.

94. Don’t tell me I’m bragging. I just chewed a star last week. No, I burped into another black hole.

95. The fleeting meteor leaves me only with sadness.

96. Have you seen any beautiful women recently? I must have seen it before, because that beauty is me.

97. If you like me, teach you how to control me.

98. I am fat, but I have collarbones!

99. You will always be my weakness, but you will never be my armor.

100. If I were a woman, I would marry a man like me!

101. I am low-key. Just like how handsome I am, I never tell others. Anyone with a little bit of self-cultivation should be able to see it.

102. The soft time that I once thought was extremely prosperous turned out to be a self-made and passionate youth.