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202 1 Feel the mood of life. Say that again: because there are many people in your eyes, I have become more.

1, the past enthusiasm has flowed like water, and there is no news. The moon is still there, the lights are still there, people don't know where they went, life is impermanent, vanity is disillusioned, we don't know what we will lose tomorrow, and we don't know what we can keep.

I just want you to know that even if we are unlucky together, I am willing to start all over again, several times.

I am just an ordinary girl. I came into this world to want everything, but I don't want to regret it.

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others, whether it is friendship or love.

I have never owned you, but I feel that I have lost you thousands of times.

6. Because of all the people in your eyes, I become redundant.

7. If we walk step by step and never resist the burden of life, we are a brave person.

8, some love, can only stop at the lips and teeth, covered in years. I like men who live a long time and women who can't bear to look back. They make life meaningful.

9. I want to be vulgar with you.

10, leisurely behavior is more heartbreaking than aggressive attitude.

1 1. Things with flavor in the world, including poetry, wine, philosophy and love, are often useless. Singing useless poems, drinking useless wine and reading useless books sound useless, and finally become useless people, but live a very interesting life.

12, we left too suddenly to say goodbye. This is good, because we will never say goodbye.

13, today's things, do it wholeheartedly, do it wholeheartedly, and do your best. No matter what your grades are, you should go to bed happily.

14, it is better to pity the people in front of you than to miss the mountains and rivers.

15, meet in a narrow way, the brave win, and gentleness is only given to the right person.

I love you! But in your eyes, I'm in your way.

1, Li Bai was about to go by boat when he heard singing on the shore. Make a scene, leisurely and dazzling national style ...

There are always a few people. As soon as the kind teacher asks them to get up and answer questions, the whole class laughs.

3. I saw my predecessor send a sad message in QQ space, saying that I broke up with mistress, and I was very sad or something. Accidentally ordered a praise.

4. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday and met my teacher. The teacher said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

On a whim, I used my photo as a computer desktop … and then the computer was poisoned.

As long as you call me, even if I am in the grave, there will be a force coming out and standing up to follow you.

7. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: once upon a time, there was a man who didn't like talking to me and died the next day.

8. The teacher said: The final exam is coming soon, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest rejection affect your mood.

9. If you can't even cheat, how can a teacher trust you to enter the society?

10 in fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

1 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

12 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

13 when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God: I want to live too! ! !

14, do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up! !

15 or 10086 suits me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.

San Xiao cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

17, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

18, "You pay 60 cents, I pay 60 cents", "Why" and "We have a dollar and two cents"

19, lazy people like me will take the initiative to chat with you every day, which shows how much I love you.

20. Mathematics is fire, lighting the lamp of physics; Physics is a lamp that illuminates the road of chemistry; Chemistry is the road, leading to the pit of biology; Biology is a pit where people who study science are buried.

2 1, Xiao San, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiao Si, and for avenging me.

22. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

23. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't made a beauty plan!

25. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

The teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard. I'm confused. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror. Suddenly, I understood.

27. What are the two little drags on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

On the evening of 28.30, I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala and burn winter vacation homework to keep warm.

29. What happened to my flat chest? Don't you know that I have leveled the stability of our school?

30. Today, my father bought me two goldfish, and one of them drowned. I am sad.

3 1, dating my girlfriend, I saw someone in front who looked like my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her ass. She slapped me as soon as she turned her head. Then someone patted me on the shoulder ... My girlfriend slapped me as soon as I turned my head.

32. Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

33. If we burn incense for one year, we can meet, burn incense for three years, we can get to know each other, and burn incense for ten years, we can cherish each other. Then I will convert to Christianity!

34. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.

35. It's hard to be a woman now. You should be more open-minded. People say you are coquettish. Be traditional. People say you pretend.

36. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

37. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

38. Everyone said that mistress is a bitch, but forgot to weigh whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

I love you! In your eyes, yes, I am your stumbling block.

If you skillfully use "none of my business" and "none of your business", you can save 80% of your life time.

Say a word in a bad mood: don't say how much you love me, but your heart has betrayed me.

Your leaving just proves that you don't love me at all.

Since you don't love, why pretend to be infatuated? I don't believe it.

Maybe we are so different that we can't get together.

My love was promised to you, but your love was promised to her.

Maybe we just take part in accidental amusement, but I have fallen in love with you deeply.

A relationship ended like this, leaving only a complete memory.

Maybe we are not the most suitable, but we are the most suitable.

It is only gradually discovered that love without blessing always ends in failure.

I am not the best person for you, but I love you the most.

It is also a kind of happiness to know that two people who love each other quarrel together after losing.

Don't say how much you love me, but your heart has betrayed me.

From now on, don't say goodbye, let the past flow away with time.

After breaking up, I am not sad, because I really loved.

If you work hard, you won't regret it even if you fail.

If you decide on love, you have an extra responsibility, which you can't shirk.

Please don't cry after you leave, the person you love won't hear you.

Please don't be depressed after failure, but believe that the dawn is just around the corner.

Loneliness, only loneliness and darkness are left as companions.

My life used to be wonderful because of you, but now my life is calm because of you.

I'm not sad, I'm not sad, because there is always you.

Deleting her from your heart is a kind of respect for those who love you.

Just because I don't talk or make trouble doesn't mean I don't have a temper.

If you can love you as much as I do, then I am satisfied.

I used to think that you were everything to me, but now I just stop and think about it for a while.

It is not that we don't love each other, but that our hearts have lost each other.

As long as you give me more care and greetings, I will forgive all your alienation and harm.

The hurt love can't go back to the past, even if it is cherished again.

At the crossroads of Nuoda, whether I miss you or not, I will never find you again.

It doesn't matter to be hurt once or twice by the same person, but never hurt the third time.

When you don't know him, you won't notice him even if he passes you every day.

I am lonely without you and want to come back to you.

Everyone's shadow has the same name as * * *, called loneliness.

Love is as far away as your heart is, because you don't like the scenery in front of you.

If you like it, why flatter yourself and say it's love?

Two people who love each other will have a sense of tacit understanding more or less. How can they continue without tacit understanding?

Your arrival is like a trickle flowing into my dry heart, and I am reborn for you.

One city guards one person, and one person guards one heart. I love you forever.

As long as our love is strong enough. Why are you afraid of time erosion? He Wei distance provocation?

If you can't think of one heart, how can you have a predestined relationship?

Standing in front of the ocean of love, I am eager but trembling. Before I remembered, the tide of love had flooded me.

I live a good life alone after separation, and I don't need your hypocritical greetings.

Many times it's not that I don't love, but that my heart has changed.

Our love is vague and we can't see the distance. Long pain is better than short pain.

Don't just see the long road ahead and forget the persistence behind.

Some people laugh heartlessly, but cry their hearts out.

We can only pretend that what we can't get back has never come.

202 1 routine love story daquan: you are so beautiful because you have me in your eyes.

First, you always ask me if I love you, and I always give you the answer. For me, love is a lifetime thing, not by feeling preferences, not by a promise, I am rational, I need you, I love you deeply for life.

Secondly, I am infatuated with coffee because I have a feeling of love: it is bitter and sweet.

Third, you will meet a boy, hold you in the palm of your hand and accompany you like sunrise and sunset.

I want to forget you, but even the input method knows you.

I miss that your first sentence is false, and your second sentence is also false.

6. A firm belief can win the hearts of the strong and make them stronger.

Seven, want to drink with you is false, want to get drunk in your arms is true. I love you!

Eight, since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

I only have one life, and I can't give it generously to people I don't love.

Ten, the life I want, have you before going to bed, wake up and kiss you.

Being liked by you is a great happiness.

12. Love words are not how nice they are, but what you say is what I like.

Thirteen, I miss you too much, so I decided to come and see you.

Fourteen, a person wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know what to chase.

15. Dusk is the most beautiful moment of the day. May every wandering heart get an eternal home under the lamp. -San Mao's "Lily of the Plateau"

If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me.

Seventeen, just looking at you, you will feel that the hardest part of your heart collapses instantly, and you really feel that everything can be forgiven, but you don't know what to forgive.

18. Even if you are ordinary, you are unique to me.

Nineteen, no matter how empathy, it is only a moment. No matter how hard, tired and painful it is, you can only live on your own.

Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Twenty-one, time has gently pushed us away, and we are no longer the age at which we can still dream all day.

If you were a cactus, I would hold you with all the pain.

Twenty-three, all the warm winds in my arms have changed their style and dare not meet you; My thoughts evaporate into clouds, and I can't bear to get wet if it rains again.

In this world, no one is wrong, but we have different opportunities and are forced to take different paths.

Twenty-five, even if I overdraw, I will imagine what you were like at that time.

Twenty-six-year-old Miss Da, what's wrong with you? I ignore you.

I even saw you smiling at me in my sleep.

Twenty-eight, I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with the night; I am afraid of pain, but I am scarred.

29. If living is the greatest life that God gives me, then living without you is the greatest gift that God gives me.

I'm thirty, and sometimes I'm sad, but there's no one around.

Thirty-one, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly. 、

32. Romance doesn't need to spend a lot of money, but to enjoy some small things with the right people. This is the greatest romance in life.

33. I wish I had forgotten you and lived my life in a muddle, instead of being left behind by you and suffering from this long-distance love.

34. If you don't say you like me, I will believe you. I can't feel it. It's no use talking about breaking the sky.

I can have someone else without you. But only you are the only one I want.

I will stay with you forever until we get old.

Actually, knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. Today he likes pineapple, and tomorrow he can like something else.

I am so good, there is always a way to be with you.

I want to hug you, even though I know I will never fall, and even if I go to rolling in the deep, I won't hesitate, as long as you are willing.

Miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the most pleasant time, and know that there is you in this world when I am most frustrated.

No matter where you are, whenever you need me, I will fly back to you.

Forty-two, you asked me why I like you, I asked why I like you, and it said it was because of you.

43. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this way: because it's you, because it's me.

It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I have you, I don't need to be tempted by others.

Forty-five, "If I could love again"

46, wife, wife, girlfriend, wife, baby, which is better,

Forty-seven, you are so good that I take it for granted that you don't like me.

Forty-eight, we will go to the end, get married, live, help each other and join hands for life.

49. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

You can tolerate or be cruel to people you don't like.

Will you attend his wedding? I will go to his wedding just to see you.

Fifty-two, it turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that three people are crowded to suffocate. Find someone who really loves me and go with him willingly.

53. something called love presents me to you.

54. Every woman who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all poisons do not invade, but in fact it has already invaded the body.

I will always be with you, even though I know you will leave one day.

56. You look good because you have me in your eyes.

57. With you, I don't want anything to do with others.

Fifty-eight, I missed him at first, but later I thought he was dead.

59. My happiness is to spend a warm life with you.

I have beautiful long hair, but I can't pull back your heart.

Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful meeting of wrong love.

Sixty-two, angry with you, teasing you, just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I want to give you the best of myself in this life.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

The best time in life is when you and I become "us".