Funny talk about Daquan: I weigh myself now and even want to pluck out my eyebrows.

1. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing: holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

2. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

3. When Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

I am so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.

What is more terrible than my girlfriend's development in Japan is that my boyfriend went to Thailand to develop.

6. I have practiced Qigong, which can make others angry.

7. I killed Baidu yesterday. Before I died, he asked me why I killed him. I just sneer: you know too much.

8. The teacher asked us to read all the English words of Apple, and there was an iphone in the classroom immediately.

The biggest lie every day is: Go to bed early today and get up early tomorrow.

10. I wish a girl would come to my house, remove the R from my keyboard and say that she would chat with me later and play League of Legends.

1 1. Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriously.

12. Alas, I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so I can only be so energetic.

13. I dreamed that my partner died last night, and I cried very hard. When I woke up, I found that there was no object, and I cried even more mulberry heart.

14. I've been thinking: can walnuts caught in the door still make up the brain?

15. The little match girl polished the last match, but she didn't light the cigarette in her mouth at last.

16. I read travel novels every day, and the toilet I read is like the hole I traveled through.

17. Men always look at other people's daughters-in-law, but they can't see the goodness of their own women.

18. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

19. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

20. I went to take a shower today to see a girl taking a shower. I watched it for a long time. Well, I forgot that I am also a sister.

2 1. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.

22. I have the heart to learn, but I have a failed life.

23. Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt money!

24. When I was a child, I didn't study. My mother said: When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork. Now educate your daughter: study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork. Pull out wisdom teeth and send a circle of friends.

Pull out wisdom teeth and make friends. Tell me funny (Part I) 1. I think it's too hard to pull out impacted wisdom teeth.

2. Is there any case where wisdom teeth are pulled out and it hurts to death? I think there should be another person in this case, that is, me. I'm really dying.

3. It feels like the little tooth brother of the big mouth monkey looks at my teeth, and that look feels like a child has found a toy.

I've never had a toothache since I was so big. Thanks to my mother's refusal to let me eat snacks since I was a child, my wisdom teeth are decayed now. No wonder I lost my love for so long. I'm going to have my tooth extracted tomorrow.

Xiaoshi has been having a toothache these two days, thinking that he has cancer. As a result, she just came to the hospital for examination and had three wisdom teeth. How painful it is.

6. On the third night of wisdom tooth extraction, I finally ate a bowl of rice! Is there a better time than this?

7. The follow-up situation of wisdom tooth extraction came: the face of wisdom tooth extraction was red and swollen, the wound was painful and the fever was low.

8. Humorous publications talk about wisdom teeth. The 35-year long career is also the fault of the other party.

9. To know that wisdom tooth extraction is so painful, choose to make it inflamed. It hurts to doubt life now!

10. This wisdom tooth really hurts. How many days will it hurt if you pull it out? I can't talk all the time and I can't eat.

1 1. I have always had two wisdom teeth, both of which have to be pulled out, and the bottom has begun to grow. I was told to unplug them before they grow. It's really hard for me.

12. I really don't want to go through it again. There is no pain when wisdom teeth are pulled out.

13. The days of wisdom tooth extraction are almost gone, so you can be tortured.

14. I haven't suffered so much for a long time. You can't eat or drink when your wisdom teeth are pulled out. I've been bleeding and drooling, and the smell of food is everywhere, so I can't even swallow water. At this moment, my heart is broken.

15. wisdom teeth were pulled out today, and there are two left. It's okay to pull out your teeth. Anesthesia is terrible. I also want to fill my teeth. There's really no money after it's done.

Pulling out wisdom teeth makes the sentences in friends circle funny (part two)

16. Today, I went to the hospital to have my tooth extracted. Most people have two roots. I've grown three, and I broke one in my mouth. The doctor pulled it out twice but didn't pull it out, so he called the master. I was really bored lying down, so I licked the broken root myself. I regret not asking the doctor if I could solve it myself. After all, pulling out a tooth is really expensive.

17. I finally have wisdom teeth, but I don't feel pain. What should I do? I am very angry.

18. At this time, I was waiting in line at the hospital to have my wisdom teeth pulled out, and I was shivering when I heard those harsh voices.

19. Unjustified gingival inflammation. It's been years. It's really annoying I hope it's not that wisdom tooth.

20. People ... when they heal their scars, they always forget the pain ... How can they forget how painful it was when they pulled out their teeth last time ... How can they pull out their teeth so bravely ... It hurts so much, forget it. ...

2 1. On the first day of wisdom tooth extraction, sure enough, it didn't hurt when the tooth was extracted, but it did when it was anesthetized. After the anesthetic is too strong, it hurts so much that I want to hit the wall and pull out my teeth for a while.

22. I was a little nervous when I pulled out my wisdom teeth. The nurse next to me held my hand. Most girls are treasure girls!

23. Immersed in the sadness of going back with a big face, my heart is so tired. As it turns out, wisdom tooth's face will not get smaller, even a little.

24. The follow-up situation of wisdom tooth extraction came: the face on the side of wisdom tooth extraction was red and swollen, the wound was painful and the fever was low.

25. It took me a long time to pull out my tooth for the first time, and I was very distressed. Fortunately, it went smoothly, and the attending doctor easily hummed a song. In three minutes, both wisdom teeth were pulled out. Start porridge mode in the next few days.

26. On the day when wisdom teeth were pulled out, it was painful to have an injection, hang water and break your leg, but it was very strong.

27. I'm beginning to lose sight of myself.

28. After the tooth extraction, the doctor told me to talk less! However, I can't go on. It hurts a little now.

29. I have been eating snacks anxiously since I thought that I might have my tooth pulled out tomorrow.

30. It hurts to pull out wisdom teeth. I can't sleep well now Let me lose weight!

Typhoon days are light and funny. Talk about gathering friends.

Talking about the circle of friends in typhoon days (I)

1. A typhoon, Tiantu blew down my country home, and everything was gone. ...

2. Do you think the name of typhoon sounds good?

It was windy at night, so I took a bath early and went to bed. A Dai complained and wanted to go out. I called CSI to bring the dog down, and CSI said you did. I have work to do. I shouted, are you still human? I'm naked! CSI squatted down and touched A Dai's head to comfort him: Your outdoor activities have been cancelled tonight, but you must remember that that person (referring to me lying in bed) won't let you go down! Me? It's so cheap, you are lazy and sow discord.

I heard that the typhoon is coming again. Can you blow people away? I really hope to visit Mars.

A cool autumn wind blew, and the leaves rustled, as if crying sadly.

It rained heavily during the typhoon. How could you do that?

7. When the typhoon comes, I choose to wait or change my posture.

8. [Open the window to do your homework, the typhoon is coming to feed you]

9. A typhoon is coming. Take your clothes and close the window! ! ! !

10. The gale changed the color of the whole universe, making it gloomy and miserable.

1 1. Extreme weather is terrible!

[mail? Protected]

13. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you.

14. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful ~

15. It's always windy during the day and it starts to rain at night. Listen, if you leave, the weather here is bad.

16. Typhoon. Look at the students' talking pictures. The trees all fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

17. I laugh at those who want to blow their boyfriends by typhoon. Then where is your home? I will walk there.

18. I heard that a typhoon is coming, and the world will come one day. Are you scared-

19. The typhoon is getting worse. Help those students who don't like classes.

The wind has been blowing wildly since last night. It is said that there are eight grades. Everyone said it was really a demon wind.

Talking about the circle of friends in typhoon days (part two)

2 1. I dreamed of typhoon, rainstorm and flood, and people ran upstairs.

22. Today is a typhoon. When I stood on the balcony and blew, I vaguely felt that my grandmother was still there. If I go to grandma's house in the future, she will tell me the weather today. Really super trance, a second to react.

23. Today's sky is so beautiful, a little surprise after every typhoon.

24. A person can hold a typhoon in his hand.

25. The sunset and sunset after the typhoon are so beautiful!

26. Fear nature and protect the environment!

27. The happiest thing is that our parents told us that there was a typhoon and we didn't have to go to school today!

28. It rains when it rains. Don't blow. Where there is wind, there is wind. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't rain heavily. If it rains heavily, it rains heavily. Don't blow hard That's great. Pants, shoes and socks are all wet. no

29. It's an honor to meet you. Sunflower boy who loves to be cheerful, teenager with big eyes and deep smile, calm and high-quality typhoon idol.

30. Typhoon Sensen. Besides giving us a holiday, I have one more request: that is. That's ... you blew up the school!

3 1. It's windy after work, and no one rides an electric car to the outlet. Just leave.

32. The sky is blue after the typhoon.

33. The typhoon on Valentine's Day in China was disappointing. .

34. This year, the typhoon has company, which makes us embarrassed to be single again.

35. Mom said that the weather forecast is really sick, so we should give the typhoon a name.

36. This tornado is more harmful than the typhoon!

37. Typhoon Tiantu crushed a century-old tree and just killed a family of three passing motorcycles. Two people were killed and one was injured. You are still proud of Typhoon Tiantu.

38. A typhoon is like a frightened elf, tearing the sky and the earth.

39. If the typhoon is bigger, the school will be blown away and all the teachers will be blown away.

40. The number of times you come to my space is too small, even less than the number of times my dad calls me. My father won't fight unless he sees a typhoon in this place on the weather forecast.

Talking about the circle of friends in typhoon days (Chapter III)

4 1. Don't delay the study of students from other provinces when the typhoon comes to Zhejiang! !

42. A typhoon is coming. Let's fly together.

43. Everything in Zhou is roaring, swaying and swaying happily. The soft tip of the tail grass is shaking gracefully, trying to enjoy the wind ... but it suddenly subsided and everything was calm again.

There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

45. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you to come back every month to save those poor children.

46. Long live the typhoon!

47. Typhoon and rainstorm, yes, no school. Cool ~ ~

48. Xiao Nanfeng is really like a doll lying on a yellow blanket, grinning from side to side.

49. It is said that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

50. Affected by the typhoon, waterlogging is serious, and emergency rescue is needed. May you be safe!

5 1. Huludao is too hard today, hail tornado!

52. After the typhoon, white clouds were fluttering and picturesque. ...

53. Because in summer, life is in a fiery battlefield, so near the water source, people weave their wishes into a big net, and the things exposed online, whether whitewashed or not, are enough to make people sad!

54. The wind turned into a smooth bully, whistling loudly and running around.

This typhoon really seems to want to blow me far away and make me forget that person.

There are many things I can't do, such as typhoon and tsunami, the end of the world, life and death, and the National Day monthly exam.

57. The northwest wind with snowflakes whipped people's faces like a whip soaked in salt water.

58. There was a strong wind in Xi last night. In Hebei, this wind will lead to sandstorms. It snowed again at night, and the snow is not small, and it continues now. What's the situation? Will it change? It's raining and windy in Longxing. It's really going to change.

59. Qi Xin's army and people joined forces to fight against the typhoon.

60. The weather after the typhoon was too comfortable.

Interesting encyclopedia

1, the examination room is like a battlefield, either you die or I die.

I called my date and she answered.

3. At the beginning of life, nature is good, you pay, I eat.

4, ten million health care, all health care, psychological balance is the key.

When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

6. I don't have this talent, and I accept you and her.

7. Don't say you have nothing. You are still sick.

8. All's well that ends well for lovers, and all's well for rich people.

As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.

10, if it's not amazing, it's ugly!

1 1. The cold wind has been blowing all day, and it seems to be much colder.

12, the fish lived in the tears of water, but died in the arms of the chopping board.

13. If you can think of me in the future, I hope it will be a warm moment.

14. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

15, I can't be a man without you, how can I love my lover?

16, whoever uses a honey trap for me, I will play along.

17, a handsome man like me will always be found out by the teacher when he is absent from class.

18, I really can't see you so close to me because I am blind.

19, you said we would grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

20. All roads lead to Rome, and sisters lead to the examination room!

2 1, the best love is to let go of your hand, and the best let go is to beat him to death.

22, Lao tze came to this world, it is impossible to go back alive.

23. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

24. My schizophrenia has been cured, and now I and I are living well.

It is your responsibility to educate us, and it is our right not to be educated!

26, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

27, throw you a tiger cage, the tiger dare not eat, you are too jealous of your teeth.

28. Why are there tears in my eyes? Because yawning loves me deeply.

29. One thousand and one wishes are too many. I just need to realize one thing.

30. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is on the wrong wall.

3 1, because you have a double chin, you can't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

32. If you don't pick up a dime on the ground, you are crazy if there is a dime online.

33. You are a warm air mass, and I am a cold air mass. When I met you, I couldn't stop crying.

Please get to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

35. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

36. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

37. The best love is to be happy and still be loved.

38. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

39. In the past, beautiful women played non-mainstream, but now fat pigs are rampant. What's wrong with that?

40. Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning, but you can sleep for another half an hour.

4 1, you said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

42. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

43. Don't always talk about my face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not novel.

44. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

45. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. Just move, everything is burnt.

46. There is a sad name. This math problem is beyond my Chinese comprehension.

47. I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dirt off you.

48. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

49. I hate people who don't reply when I send messages to others for a long time. Don't look, I'm talking about you.

50. I am strong, at least I won't be deleted like you.

5 1, a greeting fills youth, others can't hear it, and the years are condensed in your sight.

52. People say things and fart. Talking and farting are just one breath.

53. The loveliest man in the world is a lip service and a playboy, but he has a girl in his heart.

54. When do you think boys are the most attractive? It's the most charming when you shit! Beat you to death!

The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

56, I finally found a problem, I have no sexual orientation, I like all good-looking people.

You should remember that no matter what we are unfamiliar with in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

59. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

60. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk. That's it.

6 1. Yesterday someone called me ugly, and I cried on the spot. I am very sad, and I feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

62. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

63. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

65. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king. .

66. Don't look at what you should see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't listen to, and don't think about what you should do.

67. I always feel that there is something stuck in the chrysanthemum, and I actually pulled out half of the Flammulina velutipes. I fed it to the landlord without stint.

68. One day, my love for you will be rewarded in the same way, just as the closer I am to your router, the stronger the signal will be.

69. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.

70. He always calls me Neil. Sometimes he will call me daughter-in-law, my wife before going to bed, my wife in the morning and my baby when I am happy.

7 1, when will there be a bright moon? Ask about Sky Wine and say, Fuck you, I'm so busy, how can I ignore you and watch the weather forecast by myself!

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

73. Since the third grade, this is our eighth year together. We broke up five times. But no one can live without anyone. We are getting married next month.

74. To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the side. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

75. Song Meiling said that she liked the French phoenix tree, which Chiang Kai-shek planted everywhere in Nanjing. You said you liked the sea, and I wasted my whole youth.

A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.

77, love is very strange, everything is the mind, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: eyes are raining for her, but heart is holding an umbrella for her.

78. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

79. Now everyone calls themselves ugly, and when they explode, they become beautiful dogs. They all say that they are scum, but they abuse the exam into slag; Sighing about the poor sense of music all day, singing K becomes Mai Ba.

80. It took five minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to drive Lamborghini to pick up girls? Do you want to light a cigarette with money? Then what are you waiting for? Wash and sleep quickly!

82. I care about heaven and earth because there is your puzzled smile between them; Intoxicating eyes; Voice of nature; A moving figure; When the elves of light sing and dance in the morning light.

83. Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't do it, can't do it, can't do it!

84. The sun shines, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying explosives? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran away with a hidden thread. The school exploded with a bang.

85. There is a girl's gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, Hello, Mom! He said, hello, son. The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.