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My ideal is to be a village head.

My ideal is to be a village head.

I have many dreams. I want to be a computer software designer, a reporter and a singer ... but my dream now is to be a village head, which is somewhat ridiculous. A village head is like an official with sesame seeds. Who wants it? But I think this is not only an official for me, but also a great leader.

If I am really the village head, first of all, I will manage the sanitation, make the river clear and let the fish play happily in the river. There will also be a "garbage collection prize-winning activity". The villagers collect their garbage every week, and then the village Committee sends people to collect garbage on Saturday. One kilogram of garbage is 20 cents (any garbage will do). This method should be used to stimulate the villagers' love for nature and increase their awareness of environmental protection and knowledge of disease prevention. I believe this method will definitely restore the environmental sanitation of our village.

Secondly, I want to encourage villagers to develop enterprises. I will apply to my superiors and then give each family 30,000 yuan as an enterprise fund, but there is one requirement: I must start my own business within one year. Of course, some villagers will start animal husbandry enterprises, and livestock manure may not be disposed of in time, so when we go to collect garbage on Saturday, we will send two cars, one for loading garbage and the other for collecting manure. Manure is fertilizer, so it will be charged at a high price of one yuan per kilogram.

Secondly, all school-age children should be able to go to school, and there is no problem of not being able to afford to go to school. Tuition fees have been exempted by the state, and other expenses are borne by the village Committee, and villagers do not need to spend them.

Learning is the ladder of growth, and learning is the beginning of all wealth. We can't let children stop because of poverty. We should actively encourage children to love learning, labor and science, and let them take a solid first step in life!

Of course, I'm not just saying. If you really want your hometown, you must choose me as the village head in the future. I will fulfill my promise, never disappoint everyone's trust in me and build our hometown into a beautiful, rich, civilized and happy paradise on earth.