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Bathed in the morning light, what should I do today? What did I do when Dai Yue came home today?

One: the youngest son is older than the Jianghu.

Work at sunrise, rest at sunset, and the light is fleeting. Silently, the cherry was red twice and the banana was green twice.

The weak and charming girl raised in the boudoir finally grew into a charming belle.

Two men knocked gongs to clear the way in front, followed by four, protecting an eight-sedan chair and two maids in blue silk skirts, holding square towels, fragrant fans and other things. Passers-by saw the battle and knew which official's wife was traveling, so they all stayed away for fear of colliding with Guan Wei.

Before the trip to the Lins' Inn, the sedan chair landed, and two little maids came forward to lift the curtain of the sedan chair and help out a beautiful woman with a beautiful face. In the surprised and envious eyes of passers-by, three people came in gracefully and ran to say hello to a man. The beauty ignored him and walked straight behind, but the man didn't dare to stop him.

Cross the hall and come to a small yard. The beauty says, "You two, wait outside."

"Yes, madam!" The two little maids bent slightly and bowed back with their eyes down.

Bypassing the zhaobi, the spacious courtyard was divided into two halves by a cobblestone path. The left side is open as a training ground. The ground is tamped with rolling stones, and it is as flat as a mirror. There are weapons racks, swords, halberds and axes standing around, which is dazzling. On the right, there is a shallow pool.

The beauty covered her mouth with a handkerchief, coughed twice carefully, and suddenly let go of her voice and called, "Lin, I'm coming."

"Mrs. Tang's second-class imperial edict, what a scandal?"

Laughed the beauty, pushed open the door and went in. "You know this scandal. Why didn't you think of it when you threw me as a ball? "

"The matter is urgent." Behind the table, coldly threw out four words. My whole face is hidden in the dark, my eyes are bright, like a leopard, alert and flexible, waiting for an opportunity. "Or would you rather be dismembered with a knife?"

The beauty choked and her roots itched. Punch this man twice with words, which is neither painful nor itchy. In desperation, I chose a chair to sit on and said generously, "Forget it, I'm not here to bicker with you."

Lin Wenlun looked at her, crossed her legs and frowned: "Is it true that girls become shy as soon as they get married? What about your husband, the king of the day? "

"He," the beauty waved like a mosquito, "went out to patrol with his friends again. What he said about running the army, I think it's really a racket."

Lin Wenlun kept silent. He didn't want to put in a word between husband and wife. I just have some regrets in my heart. When I was in Yilan, what I wanted most was to fly out of the golden cage one day and drink and fight swords in the Jianghu. As soon as I mentioned it, I was in high spirits and looked forward to it. But in the end, I didn't earn it, and I was married to Pingxi by the Ding family. After a year and a half of marriage, the two just recognize each other's faces and treat each other like guests. Butler, this is love.

Yilan understood what Lin Wenlun was thinking and sneered, "Don't look like a dead man. I don't even sympathize with you. It's all right now. When I am free, I will set up a poetry club and invite a group of people to go to the theatre to see who has more jewelry and who is beautiful. I came here today to ask if you have heard from Brother Thirteen. Don't say no, I finally got out once. "

"yes." Lin Wenlun smiled and handed a piece of paper, which was quite glorious. "The name of big eyes has become louder and louder in the past two years. Everyone praised Ding Thirteen for his excellent medical skills, humility and dedication. "

Ylang watched it several times and seemed to get some satisfaction. "Who doesn't like Brother Thirteen, who is capable and kind?" . I wonder what will happen if I go to Jianghu? "

"You?" Lin Wenlun seemed to hear a big joke and laughed out of breath. "With your kung fu, you were beaten back in less than two days."

Ylang spat and couldn't help laughing. "By the way, Brother Lin, when do you think Brother Thirteen will return to Beijing?"

"I don't know," Lin Wenlun pondered for a moment. "He said he wanted me to give him time, and I gave him time, but it's not my decision how long this time is."

Two people are relatively silent, full of thoughts, and all kinds of shadows float in their hearts. Smiling, sadness, heroic spirit and shrewdness all happen to sigh, which is both helpless and nostalgic.

"It's really hard for you," Yilan stared at Lin Wenlun with an imperceptible pity in her tone. "I have done a lot of work for him in the past two years, afraid that he will be sad, afraid that he will be hungry and cold, afraid that he will spend the night in the wilderness rashly, and afraid that he will drool. Remove the enemy for him and dare not let him know. "

Hangzhou (City)

Put away the silver needle, take out the mugwort leaf, and face the middle-aged humanitarian who is opposed by the bed: "I have opened the meridians of the old lady with a curved needle. Just rest for a few days. Pay attention to taboos. Also, people who suddenly hurt the spleen and stagnate the liver should be especially careful. Don't be overjoyed. "

Middle-aged people repeatedly replied, calling Tintin, "Take Ding Gongzi to the guest room and have a good rest. Don't ignore him. "

Say nothing and stop him first. "Li Shifu doesn't have to. I'm used to being quiet, so I'll stay at Dongtie Threshold Temple, which is only half an hour away from here. Li Shifu's kindness is unacceptable to Ding. "

A young man in his twenties raised his eyebrows and shouted, "I respect you and let you live in the Li family." Don't be unappreciative. " Li Shifu is also worried.

Noble family, it is inevitable that arrogance, small language, also able to shrug off, still peaceful, "dare not, Li Shifu is a senior, next is there disrespect. It's just that Ding is not good at coping, which leads him to live alone. Besides, all kinds of herbs and utensils you brought are still in the temple, please forgive me. "

Li Shifu saw that he had no choice but to send out the fine print. "Ding Gongzi, please come back to your house in three days to make a follow-up visit for my mother."

"I should."

The Li family is a local family with a lot of money and land. People will inevitably be bullied. Although there is no great evil, it is not a good home, nor is it very elegant, and it is unwilling to live here. Say goodbye to Li Shifu and leave with him.

The front foot returned to Tiexi Temple, and the back foot was flooded with thanks from the Li family. All kinds of delicacies piled up half a room, plus consulting fee 520 yuan. Xiaoyan came forward, looked at it roughly and smiled. In fact, Li's mother's illness only came from a young age. As long as there is a doctor who knows a little kung fu, she will take two or three doses of medicine and several acupuncture courses. Fortunately, the Li family invited him back from Lingnan. But it's no wonder that rich people are always a little more refined, but they are tired of fame and fortune and travel far to Wan Li. Leave fifty taels in your luggage, call two porters when you go out, and send a medical fee and a thank-you gift to Keats Hall in the city.

After all this, I talked with the abbot of the temple for a long time and played a few games before going back to my room. After washing his face, he was lying in bed with his clothes on. He couldn't sleep for a while. He simply got up again, sat under the window and stared at the two pines and cypresses outside.

In the past two years, he watched the sunrise in the east, climbed Huashan Mountain in the west, overlooked the Yellow River in the south and stepped on the desert in the north. Nine times out of ten, he has traveled all over China.

But no matter where I go, my heart can't be calm. Some things have been stuck in my chest, and no matter how beautiful the scenery is, there is a trace of regret in my eyes. What is this? He knows it vaguely, but he doesn't want to dwell on it. Midnight dream, in fact, is not only described by literati, but the taste is really scary.

Although I have decided to forget, I also understand that some things are just a few words, but it is extremely difficult to do them. Maybe, if you forget it easily, it's just because it's not deep enough.

In the past three days, Li's condition has improved by nine tenths. Talk less and have nothing to do, then play around Hangzhou. A year ago, he stayed here for half a month and saw the night clock in Nanping and the wind load of Qu Yuan. Now, revisiting the old place, the scenery you see remains the same, but the tourists are different. A little sigh "flowers are similar every year."

Early in the morning, it is time to do morning classes. In Tiexier Temple, Brahma's voice was faintly heard. From time to time, there came a few scattered bells and several rounds of liquidation, which was even more beautiful, solemn and far-reaching.

Needless to say, sitting cross-legged on the futon, closing your eyes and meditating, you forgot everything.

After the monk who was doing the morning class broke up, he stood up, went to the abbot and made a salute. He asked in a low voice, "Is Master really detached?"

The abbot slowly opened his eyes, showing kindness on his old face and asking, "What is detachment?"

I didn't have words, thought for a while, and then asked, "How to send Aunt Doro's three virtues and three bodhicitta?" I hope the master can give me some advice. "

The abbot sighed and said, "benefactor ding, I've been with you for half a month and I want to say a few words." What you are looking for is not here, nor is it in Buddhism. " Less words murmured: "How?"

"All the time."

Don't say a word.

I packed my package and walked out of the temple gate, feeling very confused. Where should he go? The world has been around, why not go again? Suddenly there were three faint flutes in my ear, and I was pleasantly surprised to say that the little one was small. I shouted to the forest, "Brother Huo, long time no see!"

There was a long laugh in the forest. "Yes, long time no see." With the sound, a man came out of the forest, his sword-shaped eyebrows were covered with manes, his moonlight gown was white, his flute was in hand, and his soul flew out of the dust. It was Huo Fuxiang.

Two: When you came, you were as far away as me?

Huo Fuxiang walked up to Shao Yan, and two fingers as white as jade came out of his wide robe sleeve, gently touched his eyebrows, smoothed the word "Sichuan" and asked, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Fingers stick to the skin, and a chill rushes straight to the heart. I said nothing, stepped back and looked around. I smiled and said, "Brother Huo has made great progress in Yu Ming."

Huo Fuxiang smiled and pretended to be able to shrug off. "Listen to a friend mentioned the other day, there is a very young imperial doctor in the Jianghu, mysterious and low-key, and rarely make friends with people. I also speculated that it might be you, so I came to see it if I had nothing to do. Unexpectedly, this trip was really not in vain. " I deliberately said that the clouds are light, but when I first heard the news, I felt a bit like Shao Yan, so I couldn't wait to confirm it. Clearly confirmed, or two whole days, he didn't show up until he left. Only his own family knows all the twists and turns.

Now I can finally see the person in front of me wearing a blue suit, with his waist and black hair tied loosely with a cloth belt. The whole person is gentle and gentle, and it is difficult to hide the thick scroll breath. Happy and moved. "there are bandits and gentlemen, such as grinding." These eight words seem to be born for the present, and no one else can afford them. I just saw that he was depressed and his heart tightened.

But I want to know with my knees, and most of them are related to that guy named butyl five. I don't want to say anything about him. I'm crazy about him. If there is no big change, how can I leave and wander alone? I couldn't help thinking about it, but I was afraid to ask him directly in such a big way. It's not beautiful if you remind him of his sadness. After a thousand thoughts, I found a seemingly unrelated topic and asked cautiously, "You don't want to be in charge of Dingfu?"

Even if he had to avoid the wound and was suddenly stabbed naked, it was hard to say what would calm him down. He couldn't help but panic and cough twice in disguise. Fang Qiang said with a smile, "I didn't do it again, but I always stayed between square inches and forgot how big the world is, so I thought of learning a lot."

Huo Fuxiang is exquisite and sophisticated. How can he hide his strangeness? He just doesn't do anything for himself. He scolded Ding Xun first, then scolded himself, and gently changed the subject. "When I came, I met a few furtive people who didn't look like good people. I didn't care either, but once I overheard them mention your name and say something like' stare before you plan', so I stared all the way. Just today, two people came to Tiejian Temple to inquire, so I wrote them down. See if you recognize them. " Turned and walked towards the Woods.

Needless to say, there are mixed feelings in my heart. Two years ago, Huo Fuxiang asked him to leave Ding Jia. He chose to say "no" because he had his own heart. He even murdered a man in private for fear that he would endanger Wu Ye. Although emotional things pay attention to two of a kind, his behavior is always disappointing. Huo Fuxiang is arrogant and confident. After he refused, he was never heard from again. He must be embarrassed. Now I hear that someone is going to treat him badly, even warning him to let bygones be bygones. This affection teaches people how to digest.

Huo Fuxiang lifted two men in black from the Woods and threw them in front of him. "These two guys have been sneaking around in the temple. I was upset and gave them a hand. Before I asked, they took poison and killed themselves. "

"Take poison and kill yourself." Needless to say, squat down and stretch your finger to gently wipe the lips of a black dress person and send it to the nose to smell. "The common crane top is red, and it is difficult to find out. But when you are caught, you take poison, much like the style of Dongfeng Building. "

"Well, I've also heard that the killer of Dongfeng Tower always falls on the enemy and will commit suicide. Just, "Huo Fuxiang turned his flute and said doubtfully," I heard that Dongfeng Building was killed by a man named Lin Wenlun two years ago. How can there be residue? "

The speaker was unintentional, and the listener was interested. When he heard these words, he only felt a hot air on his face, which was slightly embarrassing. He knew about the destruction of the East Wind Tower. Two years ago, shortly after he left Beijing, he heard a rumor from the Wulin that there was a man named Lin Wenlun in Beijing who, with the help of Bai Dao, destroyed the Dongfeng Tower. The reasons for it were not known It is not surprising that Dongfeng Tower has been evil for a long time and has been destroyed. Strangely, Lin Wenlun couldn't figure out how to have a holiday with Dongfeng Tower, and it was deep enough to kill people. It is reasonable to say that some people don't like or earn a bad reputation. Lin Wenlun is just a businessman. At most, because of the opening of several escort agencies, you are half a Jianghu person, and you will not get any benefits if you destroy the Dongfeng Tower. Others don't know why, but they understand. Lin Wenlun is so, mostly to give him a sigh of relief.

"One more thing, do you remember Lingnan White House? According to word of mouth in Wulin, after your treatment, Bai Jiasan's condition is much more serious than before, and now he is half dead. Master Bai was furious and said that if his son died, you would have to pay for it. What's wrong? "

"White House three less?" Don't frown There are three kinds of strange diseases in Baijia, Tianqimen, Lingnan, and it is ineffective to seek medical treatment in many ways. More than a month ago, Tianqimen knew that he was in Lingnan, so he prepared a large sum of money and gifts to invite him to make house calls.

There are four kinds of poisons in Shao's body, namely Momordica cochinchinensis, peacock gall, Qixinlan and Duanqing powder. If there was only one kind, the soul would have returned for nine days. It happened that the person who poisoned them grasped the toxicity and severity very accurately, so that the four poisons interacted in the body and were hidden in the blood layer by layer according to the time and temperature changes of the human body, and the toxicity only appeared at the moment of poisoning. At that time, he also filtered the people who are good at using poison in the rivers and lakes in his mind, but he didn't get to the point and didn't think deeply. Just do your doctor's job and don't care about grievances. But the only thing that is certain is that the poison on Master Sanbai has indeed been solved.

After explaining the cause and effect in detail, Huo Fuxiang was also distressed. The murderer of Dongfeng Tower can be said to want revenge, but I don't know what is the connection with the sudden aggravation of Bai Sanshao's illness.

Finally, I made up my mind. "It seems that I still have to take a trip to Lingnan. If this is really because of me, there must be an explanation. "

Huo Fuxiang was greatly opposed. "It's not necessarily made by the East Tower, so it's futile for the enemy. Nine times out of ten, he has another enemy. You can cure him once, but not for life. Even if he dies, he will live forever. It's none of your business. White old man is anxious to bite, ignore him! "

Two people talking, all the way down the mountain. Huo Fuxiang seems to be careless, but in fact he is beating around the bush and only leads the topic to Ding Fu. Speak less and try to change the subject. If forced, you will choose a few unimportant words. The two of them pushed and blocked, and when they reached the foot of the mountain, they both breathed a sigh of relief. They just think this road is more tiring than playing 300 rounds with people.

When I entered the inn and my room, my heart stopped beating when I thought of Huo Fuxiang's poor interrogation skills. Although I was moved by his affection in private, everyone practiced, and this knot can't be solved by a few simple words.

Through a wall, Huo Fuxiang couldn't help laughing. He seldom talks, and he doesn't want to say much. He didn't know enough, and he hit the nail on the head. In fact, if you want to know, he has many friends and is well informed, so you don't have to ask less. It's confusing to always care.

I was about to go out for a walk when I heard gongs and drums, and someone called, "Ding, Dr. Ding."

Pushing open the window, I saw a dozen people dressed up walking back and forth in the street, shouting as they walked.

Someone nearby replied, "I am. What can I do for you? " But the fine print also heard the movement, pushed open the window and leaned out half of the body.

Word spread far, and the servants, like seeing their parents, began to run to the window and looked up.

"Don't worry, speak slowly!"

A servant came up. "Dr. Ding, the old lady's illness has suddenly worsened. Our master told you to go quickly!" "

When Huo Fuxiang heard this, he couldn't help but feel moved. He wanted to say less, and he also saw it. When two people make eye contact, they both read the same doubts from each other's eyes, and they all think it is really a coincidence.

Two people surrounded by assume came to Li Jiazhuang, and half a mile away, just see Li Shifu led a group of people to meet up.

Master Li Can could hardly bear it. The young man behind him had already flushed with excitement and stood in the way first. His chin was tilted, and his eyes were full of contempt and resentment. "Everyone says your medical skill is superb. I thought you were better, but you were not as good as you. " As early as when he refused to live in the Li family, he was unhappy. In such a big city as Hangzhou, he had to sharpen his head and climb to the Li family. It happened that the doctor who paid a big price was ungrateful and avoided the Li family.

Say less and frown slightly, and have no intention to dispute with him. Huo Fuxiang can't stand being belittled and talking less. He took a step forward, as cold as a Millennium snow peak. "What did you say? Say it again. " Invisible murderous look permeates between two people. In an instant, the young man's pupil narrowed, and he took a step back. Then he felt weak and immediately stepped forward, but he never dared to talk nonsense again.

Li Shifu is well-informed, and he looks like others. Knowing that ordinary people would never have such momentum, he looked up and down, and when he saw the flute again, he suddenly remembered someone. Hurriedly pulling the young man behind him, he smiled apologetically and said, "I don't know this …" If what he thinks is true, he can never afford to offend.

"Huo Fuxiang!" Someone in the place can't help but gasp. The word "Huo Fuxiang" seems to have some incredible power. When this statement came out, the young man was lucky in his heart. Who doesn't know that Huo Fuxiang has three unique skills: the flute is a stunt, the dragon rope is a stunt, and the other is a stunt, which treats human life like dirt. Just now, if he was angry, I'm afraid he would have been beheaded by now. When I think about it, I sweat after him.

Contrary to the arrogance of the past, Li and his son respectfully invited Huo Fuxiang in, but ignored the small language. Don't snigger, it's really the wicked who want the wicked to grind.

Seeing Mrs. Li, Huo Fuxiang was really frightened. Seventy or eighty people died at his hands, but he had never seen anyone die so ugly. I saw the man on the bed with gray hair, sunken eyes and thin face. The meat on his face seems to have been taken away. The weirdest thing is that the patient is swollen all over except his head, just like being soaked in water for three or four days, and the whole person is swollen into two ordinary parts. Between breaths, the smell is bad. No wonder the Li family is in a hurry to find someone in the street.

Cold accumulates in the interior, and heat exceeds the exterior. Its cold is deficiency cold, and its heat is deficiency heat. Although the pulse is weak, he is still alive. Obviously, the time is still shallow, and the toxicity has not yet spread to the triple energizer, which has spread all over the five internal organs. It was this mixed poison that caused the White House to live instead of dying.

Huo Fuxiang doesn't know medical skills. He kept a close eye on Shao Yan. Seeing that his brow is getting tighter and tighter, his heart is a little clear. He asked in a low voice, "but is it difficult? If it is true, there is no need to waste too much energy. "

Shao Yan whispered, "this is not difficult to treat, but this is not the problem. I have seen this poison in Bai Sanshao. " When this statement came out, Huo Fuxiang knew that there were differences. Two people from all over the world were poisoned by the same poison, and both of them were treated with few words. He understood all this. "Detoxification doesn't taste very good. If you have cleanliness, you'd better go out first. "