QQ space funny talk: There is a kind of expectation called waiting for takeout, and there is a kind of dependence called twisting the bottle cap

1. There is a kind of expectation called waiting for takeout, and there is a kind of dependence called twisting the bottle cap. 2. My outlook on life is from Red Bull to Wong Lo Kat. 3. Nowadays, there is only Libai that doesn’t hurt your hands, how can there be a love that doesn’t break up. 4. What are you doing, Lao Meng? Don’t you know I’m busy? 5. I’m a leftover woman, I’m proud, I save firecrackers for the country. 6. Be a top student before the exam and have a happy winter vacation. It's great to surf the Internet for a while, and the crematorium at the end of the term. 7. Whatever you can afford, you must have an attitude of throwing it away. 8. I work in the workshop, mainly doing odd jobs. Everyone says that I have a high amount of wasted work. 9. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. I have no ability, but my skill is very high. 10. Have you looked at the weather forecast? It says that today the sky and the sky are not responding, and the earth and the earth are not working. 11. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but when I suddenly looked back, that person still dismissed me. 12. Whenever the chemistry teacher did an experiment, I always said one word silently in my heart, Explode!!! 13. Sometimes life is like a computer , said it was a crash, it was a crash, there was no need to discuss it. 14. A lighter in the left hand, a textbook in the right hand, not knowing where to click, so easy 15. I know what will happen to you tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow. 16. No equation of love or equation of tears can compete with a mathematical equation. 17. Since ancient times, no one has shit in their life. They always bring toilet paper when they poop. 18. I think you look familiar. It turns out that you are a combination of Sister Feng and Jack Ma... 19. The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky follow me. 20. Study Hurt me thousands of times, I want to learn like first love